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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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ft. Deia, Hector, Isai, Verena, Kiffar

Deia let go of the tension in her wrist and relaxed, taking a step closer to Verena, settling her ritual-marked hand upon the woman’s shoulder. “Don’t tremble, dove,” she whispered from behind her smile, eyes casting a sidelong glance to the paladin who had piped up from his silent meditations. The hum of his Aedra-bound soul grated like a sunlit hymn in the dark underbelly of Nirn. Of course, she thought to herself. The front of the class always wants to lead the flock…

Air shifted around Deia, prickled and thinned as she let a careful and contained hush fall. Tiny flecks of static flaked upwards from her robes. Slithering like incense from her - illuminating the dark with the hum of her magicka as her excitement teased forward.

“They’re playing statues,” she said in a low murmur that took the melodic tone of a coo in its depth. Her blade swung in her free hand like a pendulum. That faint violet glow pulsed through her skin again, like candlelight beneath a burial shroud. Her pale eyes flashed with colour briefly and she stared beyond again.

As the group still ushered forward, a flicker of her storm rushed through the blade of her knife, flashing through the carved runes, tracing and travelling them until it crackled away into the dark. “Bark and stone shan’t obscure them much longer, dove. My teeth await.”

Hector observed the display of power from Deia and weighed the options, a professional assessment forming in his mind. It was important to determine as soon as possible if there were any of the Daedric cultists amongst their own, waiting for an opportune moment to sabotage their defense of the Emperor. He recognized her mannerisms and magical tradition as being Reachmen in nature, though she seemed to be dressed to hide this fact, and he had seen what sort of unsavory worship those people got up to before. But somehow the picture didn't add up. Like she was something else too. Being suspicious of her seemed obvious.

That said, a quick mental comparison of her and the cultist that had come barreling down the prison staircase in pursuit of the Emperor showed that they could not have been more different. They were not being hunted by a coven of wild witches. This was something else. Hector smiled faintly and simply said to her: “Do try not to scare the poor girl, would you?”

“She is not a poor girl,” Deia replied quickly like a warning; a truth.

The fine hair along Verena’s forearms stood on end at the surprising assertion on Deia’s part, a hint of a blush colouring her cheeks, albeit difficult to see in the dim light. A chill twisted into a writhing knot in the pit of her stomach, a result of the perplexity in which she found herself. She wanted to ask questions, but she knew better than to open her mouth; so her lips remained sealed, yet her eyes dared to linger upon the Imperial with his white cloak and tabard. An imposing figure.

Hector glanced at Verena. The young woman was not a fighter. For a moment he imagined his own daughter standing there, shuffling along the sewer-dark, liable to be ambushed by bloodthirsty maniacs at any moment. His stomach tied himself into a knot at the thought, and he looked away, back to the shadows ahead of them. Hector had followed in his father's footsteps, but he differed from his old man in one major way -- he never wished his own life for his daughter. Sara was safer at arm's length, and this Verena girl was in terrible danger for being so close at hand.

“Be that as it may, you know what I mean,” he said firmly as he returned his gaze to Deia. “Save your strength for the Enemy.” And spare the rest of us your sordid witchcraft, he thought to himself, but thought better of antagonising her so directly given the circumstances.

The sounds of hurried etching from putting a quill to paper had come to a sudden halt and a thump, as if impatiently set down. No warrior himself, Isai was likely beneath the notice of the martially minded in this world of might making right, so it was as if his voice emerged from an unbeknownst crevice from the center of the formation and his voice was indeed laced with impatience that hid a bone-deep trepidation.

Under the baleful shadow of assassination attempts, the casual conversations, prayers, and bickering were distracting noises that frayed his nerves and drowned out any attempts to divine potential sources of danger.

“Perhaps it would behoove us all to remain focused on our own well-being,” Isai sighed, his eyes wandering the group before it landed on Deia for a moment longer, and lastly on Hector. On him, his eyes narrowed and brows furrowed, but after a moment of contemplation, seemed to have disregarded whatever notion that had come to him before continuing his previous thought.

“An appreciable sentiment, ser.” He said to introduce himself with his hand outstretched. “Isai — Isai Tegulatoris Sutor-Armaseptus da Leyawiin, Esquire. Though if the enemy’s quarry is what lies in His Majesty’s heart, then our fair lady should be preserved from harm, for now… and should no person delusion the Blades’ loyalty be to any person but the Emperor himself, if conceiving the threat of being held hostage as leverage.

“He would slay me in twain with the cur, wouldn’t he?” Isai chimed with a glance to the Blade, Glenroy, whose cryptic and resentful silence was all but confirmation that nothing would stand between him and his duties. Isai responded with a smirk that seemed satisfied with his assessment, but not necessarily happy — rather, calmly reassured in no real reassuring sense that no one would save him today, like a man walking to the gallows and planning his own escape. He took a deep, self-soothing breath.

“Nevertheless,” he continued with an air of finality, “my dearest Verena Luscinia is a steadfast, reliable companion. No soldier, maybe, but equally resolute, loyal… and dare I say unequivocally useful.”

Verena dare not let any notable expression linger too long upon her features. Oh yes, useful indeed. How many times had she improvised in hare-brained situations gone awry with Isai? Perhaps too many to count given the short length of time employed by Isai. Nevertheless, Verena gave a perfected polite smile. Her words were not needed in the moment, better for her eyes to wander elsewhere.

As Isai’s voice once more had filled the quiet space, Deia gave a slight roll of her eyes before speaking too. “The way in which you chew your words…” she said in words scorched with sudden boredom. She blinked, slow and cold. The traces of magicka that were left curled back inward like smoke drawn back to flame.

She made no sound as she turned, stepping closer to the esquire himself. A gloved hand lifted, a single finger hovering above his lips - not a touch, just the warning of one, which was met with a grimace. She took one more look from behind the shadows at Verena; she too was guilty of speaking for the woman. For and about her.

”Be that as it may…” she murmured, her gaze cutting toward Hector, as if to finally let her eyes trace over him, head to toe and back again. Her mouth twitched. “As you wish.” She drew out her words, lined her voice with trickles of eerie amusement. “I’ll save my strength.”

She moved forward, stepping on into the dark ahead. Her attention flickered even with her eyes forward; she focused on the corners and the edges, where movement pretended to be stillness, she was ready.

Hector did not flinch or shirk beneath her gaze, meeting it levelly as she inspected him -- and judged him, no doubt. He was used to it. Deia was wild and dangerous, to be sure, but Hector did not esteem her to be evil. He had faced scrutiny from worse creatures. He simply smiled and nodded when she gave her assent and strode on ahead, mockery and all. “Thank you.”

Then he turned to Isai and took the proffered hand in his gauntlet with a strong but modest grip -- he did not seek to crush the author's hand and ruin his penmanship. “Hector Sibassius,” he said simply. The use of titles and honorifics was not his way. “The pleasure is all mine. Yes, I believe you are right about the Blades. Our lives are all but forfeit when compared to that of a Dragonborn Emperor. But this is only just! If we may lay down our lives in His Majesty's defense, it will be an act of the utmost patriotism.” Hector smiled warmly and clapped a hand to Isai’s shoulder. “Ah, but I'm sure it won't come to that. The Blades are here, and then there is our admittedly eclectic but undoubtedly dangerous ensemble.”

At that, he glanced back to Verena and inclined his head in her direction. “My apologies, by the way. I meant no offense to your valiant assistant. Between you and me,” he continued and lowered his voice, “I was just trying to get the witch woman from satiating the atmosphere with witchcraft even before the first clash of blades. It was getting on my nerves.”

Witch woman…’ Verena’s face wrinkled at the way in which the paladin had uttered that phrase in particular. Men of the cloth never changed, did they?

He stepped back and reached for his weapons again, testing the weight of the hammer in his hand, the heavy steel head making a dull wooshing sound as it displaced the air. “Say, are you a writer?” Hector asked casually and gestured towards the quill and journal in Isai's hands. “Sutor-Armaseptus,” he repeated slowly, as if tasting the name. “Ever publish anything? Something I would know?”

Isai gave a face with his brows furrowed, eyes widened, and chin retreating into his neck that so obviously showed a clear level of insult that his prior qualms with conversations and assassination attempts retreated from his mind. Even if he put his hand up to his chest to dramatically emphasize the inflicted wound as though it were a joke, his reaction came too fast to preclude genuine indignation. “Good ser,” he squawked, “you wound me! Well, I suppose that would depend on your preferenced genre, wouldn’t it? I have covered quite a, ahem, wide berth from the literary to the academic and philosophical. You seem… well, maybe of likeness to When Spirits Conspire: Reconstituting the Gods in a Post-Genesis Nirn… but, oh goodness, nevermind, that is a thick read even by my standards!”

Isai trailed the suggestion with a laugh that was a little too loud in the absence of a real joke. “Oh, and the layered abstractions are positively impenetrable, nevermind the dreadfully languid pacing, ugh.”

In truth, he just realized he recommended a holy man a book in which he challenged the neutered power of the disincorporated et-Ada, who created a world to be interfaced with and habituated by Daedric lords of substance. He distracted with a shiny smile, “How about Scamps of Avignaue?”

“You must excuse any offense I have caused by failing to recognize your name, good ser,” Hector said and raised up his hands with a smile. “I spend more time on the road than I do in bookstores of repute, even though I do like reading from time to time. I am sure the fault does not lie with your fame or authorship.”

He let the man’s rambling comments, and immediate self-contradiction about his own book recommendations, pass by without comment, and simply shrugged -- even though the title sounded improper to him. The gods were constituted just fine, in his opinion.

“Very well, if you don’t think the first book you mentioned was a good fit for me, you shall have to tell me more about this Scamps novel. But I must warn you,” he said sternly, his brow suddenly furrowed, and a pointed finger raised in admonition, “I do not take kindly to Daedra apologism. These ‘scamps’ better not be the real thing.”

There was a twinkling in his eye, however, and a half-suppressed grin flittered across his face before he turned away to face the darkness once more. “But I meant what I said. Save it for later. You hold onto that quill and journal for now, young master. History will be written here soon.”

As Isai engaged with Hector, Verena’s attention wandered elsewhere. Once more, her gaze traveled to Deia where she admired her wild mane of hair, much like her own mess that she tried to tame. She shifted from one foot to the other, her feet beginning to ache as her simple slippers provided little comfort. She gave an exasperated sigh, much in the way of pouting like a child whose mother told her no they couldn’t have sweets before dinner as her lips puckered together, “What are we waiting for? Why are we all just lingering here? How much longer until we get out of here?”

Chatter. Chatter and noise from the cavern, when Kiffar had been so eager to get going. He found himself lingering near the next tunnel, glancing after the Blades and back to the rest of the group, his cheery invitation to them all to go and face the dark apparently unheard. Much like any housecat, this presented him with a problem. He couldn’t leave the group behind; Like kittens, they needed herding, and he had been asked to handle it. Yet, he couldn’t lose sight of the Blades, either, for he had promised his assistance there, too. So he was strung between the two, ice blue eyes flickering back and forth, ears slowly descending to lay flat, tail a nervous lash in his wake. They lingered, and lingered, until Kiffar found himself pressing tongue to fangs, whistling sharply in the dim caverns, a hand extended, pointing, towards the Blades, eyes on the group as a whole.

ADVENTURE, Many-Things. It awaits. Come, come, before the Mane-of-Men’s Guard have all the fun without us, yes? Kiffar does not wish to miss the fun, he has been locked away too long. This one’s arms will grow soft without something to do.”

There was, in that commanding statement, more a tone of pleading than of ordering. It would not do to throw orders about in a group of strong independence, after all, but he was remiss to lose out on even a scrap of the fighting- And that there would be fighting was a certainty he could feel in his bones. So he stood, and pointed, practically bouncing on his claws in his eagerness to be away, a vastly overgrown and excitable murderfloof if ever there was one.

”Quite right, quite right,” Hector said after he had finished wincing at the sudden piercing whistling sound. ”Just making some acquaintances and trying not to get in the way of the Blades, my good fellow. But let us be off. Our Emperor will need us before long, I’m sure of it.”

And with that, he set off in pursuit of Uriel Septim and his bodyguard, drawing level with Kiffar -- as much as the cramped sewer tunnels allowed it, anyway -- eyes and ears focused on the darkness ahead. Isai returned to his own post safely at the center to record events as they transpired with Verena close at hand, and Deia, eyes fixated on the darkness beyond the torchlit penumbra.
Unnoticed by the other prisoners, an Imperial had knelt, face and features hidden inside a long white cloak, in a dark corner of the cell in complete silence. His involvement in the brawl had been minimal, having no desire to get swept up in the mistakes of drunkards and rioters, but something had told him not to resist the the city guards when they had swept through the tavern -- the same impulse that had brought him to the Imperial City and its festivities that day in the first place, and to the fight in the Arena before that. The Imperial had come quietly and spoken not a single word during his arrest. He had filed into the cell with his head bowed and wrists crossed in submission. After the creaky cell door had shut behind them and the others around him had begun talking amongst themselves as soon as the guards were gone, he sank to his knees in the furthest corner and ever since merely remained where he was.

Not the entrance of the gigantic Khajiit, the conversations between the half-Redguard and the Argonians, the confrontation between the wild woman and the foppish scholar, nor the jokes and stories of the groundskeeper had roused him from his apparent reverie. In the shadows of his cowl, unseen to all, his lips had been slowly moving silently, mouthing prayers that only the Eight and One could hear, while practiced ears caught snatches of dialogue from all around him and filtered it for useful information. None provided itself. These were truly an unruly bunch. And yet, the man sensed something imminent. Something important. For years, years of hard work, peril, and great personal sacrifice, he had been watching a vague and disparate pattern of shadows like a hawk, unable to make sense of the shapeless clues and formless warnings. Now it was as if the sun had nearly finished its agonizingly slow crawl across the heavens to reach the right place, and a crystal clear umbral lattice was on the cusp of revealing itself. The city above him was tearing itself to pieces, the rule of law unraveling while the Septims were present in great numbers for the engagement of one of their own. Surely, there was a purpose? If everything was happening over his head, why did he feel so strongly that he was meant to be down here?

Then... it happened. Sounds of combat and shouting came down the corridor. The Imperial's lips suddenly froze and he stirred slightly, raising his head to peek between the throng to see what was happening with eyes as bright as sea ice. Underneath plate and mail, his heart quickened, and adrenaline flooded his body. This was it. This was it. The Enemy was about to reveal itself. It was pity that he was unarmed, but he would make do. He always did. The gods were with him. He tensed and prepared himself for combat.

To his absolute and undivided astonishment, several Blades appeared in the tochlight's half-shadow instead. Legendary dragonkillers and bodyguards of the Emperor Himself. At the sound of Captain Renauld's voice and the sight of her distinctive Akaviri armor, the Imperial rose to his feet. He had been uncertain of what to expect, or what it was exactly that he had been hunting in Cyrodiil, but this was something else. Subconsciously, he was holding his breath, for if the Blades were here, that could only mean one thing.

Emperor Uriel Septim revealed himself. Not unlike several other prisoners, some of whom fully prostrated themselves, the Imperial instinctively sank to one knee and bowed his head at the sight of his Emperor. His thoughts raced, barely hearing what Renault, Glenroy and Baurus were saying, but he arrived at the only logical conclusion nonetheless: they were trying to kill the Emperor, whoever they were. Were these the machinations of Mehrunes Dagon, that the astrologers had seen in the stars? It seemed logical. Everything was falling into place. The Imperial had seen the robed and armored man in the hallway, and he recognized a Daedric cultist when he saw one. The stench of conjured armor still lingered in the air.

"Your Emperor and his Blades is in need of moving through your cell, and in his benevolence is bestowing a pardon of all crimes to each of you, but either move up the stairs or down the tunnel. Make your choice, but know there is danger no matter which direction you go," came the voice of Baurus. The choice was immediately made. The Imperial man fell in line with the others that departed from the prison cell, still choosing to keep his counsel and say nothing yet. He briefly made eye contact with the Emperor and wondered, as the rest of the prisoners probably did... was it his face that the old monarch had seen in his dreams?

Then came the tunnel, and the priest and the guardsman returned with the lockboxes carrying all their belongings. The Imperial waited for most of the others to have grabbed their things, then walked forwards and rearmed himself -- dagger, shield, hammer, claymore. They were all there. He wrapped the sling of the claymore's scabbard and the shield around his torso, carrying them on his back, while the hammer was returned to his belt loop and the dagger was sheathed on his other hip. With his weapons on his person again, the man felt complete. Lastly, he bent over and picked up his greathelm from the chest, looking at the steel visage for a moment before hanging it on another belt hook. He might have need of it later.

Slowly, Hector Sibassius reached up and threw back his hood, revealing his face, and the very air around him suddenly seemed heavy with his presence. His golden hair shimmered in the sharp light cast by the magelight, and his sapphire eyes reflected the light brightly, a resolute expression on his features. With a few gentle touches and whispered apologies, he moved to the front of the group, close to Kiffar, gaze fixed on the backs of the two Blades that were advancing into the sewer complex ahead of them.

Then, for the first time, he spoke, in a voice that carried across all the seas. "Oh sacred Talos," he intoned, words echoing sharply off the encramped space. "We give thanks unto you for the graces you have given us. Chosen amongst all men and destined for power, you realized the Empire. By your will alone was Cyrodiil restored. Great Talos, guide the Emperor along the road of righteousness. Show mercy to the just and show vengeance to the wicked. Oh Lord of Cyrodiil, whose eyes are likened unto the sky, grant peace of your kingdom and favor to her rulers."

Hector drew his weapons, the steel warhammer sliding into his hand and the shield being lifted from his back. "Glory be Thine Forever." He looked aside, at the witch-woman Deia, and nodded his assent. Whatever she had sensed, through whatever means, he was sure that she was right. "They are coming," he said gravely.


Hector Sibassius, for your consideration.



You know I been thinking. Modern problems require modern solutions. And it appears Mahz believes the same thing, and so if you would move your eyes over to the left you'll see I have a little Admin role set there, which means I have been promoted to Admin!



Now I know what you're thinking. "Why is POOHEAD always winning?" But the real question is, what does this mean for the site?

Essentially what it means is, very soon I'll be seeing about making a few slight changes to the site. Nothing big, and nothing that effects your roleplaying experience. I might add a few mods, I might advertise for the site more, I doubt I'll switch any rules, but I now have the capacity to do more than just be the beat cop I've been. Though please still come to me if you have any questions or concerns on rules or any sort of dispute or harassment, of course. I am still here to help!

Thanks everyone! I appreciate you taking the time to read this.


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