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When he started thinking that he had become a weretiger.

@rush99999

... I realised I actually don't know shit about how lycanthropes are handled in DnD, so I looked up weretigers and realised that, yep, they are in fact neutrally aligned and actually one of the more chill types of lycanthrope. You learn something new everyday.

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@rush99999 On the subject of moral compasses, actually, I was just looking at Brutrumukk's CS and noticed something:

WHEN THE HECK DID HIS ALIGNMENT CHANGE TO TRUE NEUTRAL?

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As a quick reminder, the darklings wanted to by Jub's firstborn. People who buy other people tend to not be good people.

@rush99999

Oh absolutely. That is what Jub is leaning towards at the moment.

Now that I'm thinking more about it, if he were to try and stop Brutrumukk, it would have less to do with morals and more to do with "After nearly dying twice today (and Brutrumukk actually dying) can we afford to start fights with any more weird fey creatures, especially when we're missing a good chunk of our group?"

So yeah, less of a moral compass thing and actually more "Which one is going to cause us less problems?"

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Ah, now it's time to spin the roulette wheel that constitutes as Jub's moral compass and figure out whether he's going to try and stop this or not.

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... bro, I still have to buy the herbs XD

Jub really wasn't ready for this fight because he got a 5. And if the lucky stick helps with iniative, then that's still only a 6.

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I got curious for potential future RP shenanigans about whether tigers respond to laser pointers the same way cats do.

The answer is... yeah, sometimes.



So I now know what Jub's going to be doing whenever there's a full moon about to stop Brutrumukk getting into trouble.

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Weretiger. XD

@Guardian Angel Haruki

Oh gods.

Brutrumukk wakes up the next morning to find that he was sleep atop the branches of a very tall tree, and is like "How the fuck did I get up here?"

Cue the rest of the group trying to figure out how to get him down.

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What strain of lycanthropy does Brutrumukk think he's got now?

@rush99999

Calling it now: wererat. Brutrumukk spends the rest of the journey with a sudden craving for cheese.

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Oh shit, is Brutrumukk paying for everything except the herbs?

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Jub, only a few minutes ago: Nothing about this place can surprise me anymore.
The Darklings: So you might be a dad one day.
Jub, now: WHAT THE FU-