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25 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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Here's my application.

@TheUnknowable The revenant shook Harald's hand. "That is correct. I've just arrived with the latest ship and as I've heard that the fort is in a pretty dire situation, I thought it could be a good idea to look for work straightaway. So tell me what I can do for you as long as I've not starved to death yet." He laughed shortly, though it probably was still enough to give the impression of a minor earthquake going on in his immediate vicinity. "Oh... before I forget: My name's Agmundr. Just Agmundr, nothing else."
@Eviledd1984 "We really should move on, now!" Madawc didn't really care about if the guy Xavier was waving at had to catch up a little or not as he was sure he would be able to. His own horse was a bit overburdened and thus slow, what made it even more important to get away before the priestress could reach them. The demon turned around and with only the single word "C'mon!" directed to Xavier, he rode away.
Agmundr winced when Esther more suddenly than not appeared next to him. He had seem him before on the ship, but the way he moved... He himself would've never been able to move around in a way even close to that. The revenant noticed that Esther's eyes were moving back and forth, but before he made a more profound thought about that, he plodded away anyway, the construction supervisor being his destination. Large loads of timber next to a warehouse shouldn't be that hard to find, even without a guide. So he followed Zane as long as he could and then diverted.

The hulking undead looked around for anyone to stand close to the location described, but perhaps the guy was inside ? He knocked at the door - perhaps that was considered more polite than just entering. Normally he wouldn't have cared about it, but he was the rookie here and didn't want to take risks that could be avoided easily. However, he got hungry... Hopefully there was anybody among the new recruits that was more adept at hunting, fishing or farming than he was.
The revenant laughed again. "I'm not that good at lifting entire walls. However quite a few people claim that I am a wall myself. And sorry for expressing my self so vaguely: I meant that I'm here to help whoever needs me." Then he was interrupted and turned his head. "Oh, hello... Iolaire ?" He really hoped that his memory was correct. "Ah well... I'd like to. Zane ? You know this place better than me. Is there a place where we can get something edible between our teeth ? And ideally a lot of it." In fact, Agmundr was gambling on him simply joining them, but perhaps he was too busy...
@Eviledd1984 Did he mention anything ?
@TheUnknowableA doctor ? That meeting most likely had just incremented the number of persons knowing or at least having suspicions about his true nature... That would've been less of an issue for him if there had not been that other man behind them. Agmundr sucked in a lot of air and opened his mouth - but then shut it again. Telling somebody that one was undead himself wasn't such a good idea if that somebody was worried about cannons not being able to fire on one's own kind. He would have to investigate this later on. For now, he looked friendly at Jile. "Good idea." and he got moving. The prospect of having something to drink that most likely wasn't water or tea was quite interesting. He still was able to eat and drink and the magic inherent in him apparently did somehow absorb the energy and other nutritional values in order to keep that physical appearance going. He knew that conventional medicine didn't affect him - that's why he didn't ask for a cup Jile's invention - but he had never tried out if a massive intake of alcohol would affect him in a negative way.

Agmundr looked ahead and had to grin. The way that one guy held his hammer was pretty funny.
"Hi. Is there something special about that black dust or why are you eager to cover your face with it ?" he asked in a very deep, but friendly voice and grinned even more. "Agmundr. Here to help you." and he offered his hand to Zane. @EurmalEye
@TheUnknowableJust asking in order to prevent another mishap coming from my side or causing a deadlock: Do you want to continue the introductory conversation between your character and mine or will they leave it at that ?

I finally found and added an adequate image to Agmundr's CS.
@Eviledd1984 Madawc had brought two horses with him, one equipped with riding gear, the other one guided loosely using the reins. The reason for this most likely became obvious to Xavier when the demon did mount the stallion: The saddle and the back of the horse did sag noticeably and it did take the animal unusually long to balance out. It clearly was a bit weaker than Xavier's and Madawc most likely did weigh a lot, even without armor. The demon didn't seem to care about and examined Xavier intensively. Why wasn't he speaking a word and did just mumble ? Was he mute ? And... what or who were they waiting for ?

"Hey, what you're doing ?"
@Eviledd1984 The demon turned his head and his eyes pointed upwards as Xavier was still in the saddle, towering above him. He had some brief but intense thoughts about what to do now. Was that man an enemy or a would-be friend ? He simply couldn't tell, but by standing around here that man would certainly increase the probabilty of himself being spotted. But why did that fellow not talk to him ? The only thing he was able to hear was some moaning noise. Anyway, the goblin threat was ceasing and more and more attention of that priestress was freed up to look around. He shouldn't stay here any longer, so he asked straightforwardly in a deep voice: "Shall we go and ride alongside ?"
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