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People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Bio
Welcome to my profile page!
Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?
- I'm a 34 year old guy.
- ... who's working as a software developer
- ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress
And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?
- I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
- I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
- My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
- English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)
Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!
Thanks for visiting!
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@Eviledd1984
Madawc was glad that Xavier, or better what he was wearing, was attracting pretty much all of the attention. It had been so long since he had been in such a buzzing town. That explained why he had no idea where the young man was actually heading to. Things had changed, the demon-man had no idea about the current roster of kings, lords and nobles and even less about where they lived. However it didn't take that long until the pompous building came into his view. "Erm... Xavier ? You do indend going in there ? Perhaps then I should be waiting outside for you ?" There were plenty of taverns around here, and he had some coins left in his pockets. And the architecture itself was literally bombarding him with opportunities to investigate and be astonished.
Madawc was glad that Xavier, or better what he was wearing, was attracting pretty much all of the attention. It had been so long since he had been in such a buzzing town. That explained why he had no idea where the young man was actually heading to. Things had changed, the demon-man had no idea about the current roster of kings, lords and nobles and even less about where they lived. However it didn't take that long until the pompous building came into his view. "Erm... Xavier ? You do indend going in there ? Perhaps then I should be waiting outside for you ?" There were plenty of taverns around here, and he had some coins left in his pockets. And the architecture itself was literally bombarding him with opportunities to investigate and be astonished.
@Eviledd1984
Madawc raised an eyebrow. "Leave it behind ? I'd rather walk before doing that!" he answered decisively. He started thinking and looking around if he had got any ropes or something with him to tie the armor to the saddle. He hadn't. So he placed it loosely across the saddle, hoping that it wouldn't drop down too often.
He had two horses, one would only carry the armor and his weapons and one would carry him. He tensed his legs, then jumped so he could get onto its back without having stirrups. Certainly Xavier wouldn't have any of his problems, as just by looking at him Madawc could see that he was so much more lithe tham him.
Madawc raised an eyebrow. "Leave it behind ? I'd rather walk before doing that!" he answered decisively. He started thinking and looking around if he had got any ropes or something with him to tie the armor to the saddle. He hadn't. So he placed it loosely across the saddle, hoping that it wouldn't drop down too often.
He had two horses, one would only carry the armor and his weapons and one would carry him. He tensed his legs, then jumped so he could get onto its back without having stirrups. Certainly Xavier wouldn't have any of his problems, as just by looking at him Madawc could see that he was so much more lithe tham him.
@Eviledd1984
Madawc thanked Xavier for helping him up, though it had looked more like Xavier pulling himself down. "It collapsed. Please help me get my armor off, I hope it can carry my bodyweight alone without struggling too much." He felt embarrassed and it was quite obvious that he did so. "When we're in Meche I'll search for something better." Without his armor, he was indeed pretty vulnerable. Luckily this was the main road, so nothing really dangerous to expect.
Madawc thanked Xavier for helping him up, though it had looked more like Xavier pulling himself down. "It collapsed. Please help me get my armor off, I hope it can carry my bodyweight alone without struggling too much." He felt embarrassed and it was quite obvious that he did so. "When we're in Meche I'll search for something better." Without his armor, he was indeed pretty vulnerable. Luckily this was the main road, so nothing really dangerous to expect.
@FallenTrinity@EurmalEye
Harald's mane and red fur swayed when Sulleykaar caused so much turbulence in the air. What an impressive dragon! It made himself just feel even more humble and got himself even more pissed off at the screwballs in that lab that created him. He started running as he wasn't able to lift off from that position on the ground. At least he was fast, damn fast.
When he arrived at the lake, his 'horns' were littered with leafs, small branches and pieces of bushes they had scooped up during the run and he had to give them a decent cleaning with his paws. Or he could just dive into the water, big cats weren't afraid of it. Harald decided for the latter option. Perhaps there were some fish he could catch if he was careful...
Harald's mane and red fur swayed when Sulleykaar caused so much turbulence in the air. What an impressive dragon! It made himself just feel even more humble and got himself even more pissed off at the screwballs in that lab that created him. He started running as he wasn't able to lift off from that position on the ground. At least he was fast, damn fast.
When he arrived at the lake, his 'horns' were littered with leafs, small branches and pieces of bushes they had scooped up during the run and he had to give them a decent cleaning with his paws. Or he could just dive into the water, big cats weren't afraid of it. Harald decided for the latter option. Perhaps there were some fish he could catch if he was careful...
@Eviledd1984
"Why are you fightened ?" Madawc asked. "There aren't any creatues dangerous to us in these forests. I have to know since I basically live there." As Xavier accelerated, he tried to keep up with him. The emphasis clearly was on the word 'tried' as he wasn't that successful with it. He started to fall behind.
"Wait for me" Madawc called shortly after they had hit the main road. Then there was a thump approaching Xavier's ears from behind. The horse Madawc had been riding on just seconds before now was getting up again without any trouble, but the demonically infested man lay right in the dirt, his back hurting and presenting an amusing scene to each and every bypasser. It hadn't really thrown him off, it had rather collapsed beneath him.
"Why are you fightened ?" Madawc asked. "There aren't any creatues dangerous to us in these forests. I have to know since I basically live there." As Xavier accelerated, he tried to keep up with him. The emphasis clearly was on the word 'tried' as he wasn't that successful with it. He started to fall behind.
"Wait for me" Madawc called shortly after they had hit the main road. Then there was a thump approaching Xavier's ears from behind. The horse Madawc had been riding on just seconds before now was getting up again without any trouble, but the demonically infested man lay right in the dirt, his back hurting and presenting an amusing scene to each and every bypasser. It hadn't really thrown him off, it had rather collapsed beneath him.
@Eviledd1984
"Let's call it drifter." Madawc replied. "For many years. Basically since... well you already know it. I'm used to stay in the woods and I was training there." He looked down onto himself to see at least an inch of fat bulge over his girdle. Xavier appeared very lean, something he would have a hard way to get back to. "I'm a bit greedy, ya know ?" he commented on the situation. "Sometimes I pay visits to small villages, but large cities aren't the thing I like. I'm wondering what Meche looks like."
"Let's call it drifter." Madawc replied. "For many years. Basically since... well you already know it. I'm used to stay in the woods and I was training there." He looked down onto himself to see at least an inch of fat bulge over his girdle. Xavier appeared very lean, something he would have a hard way to get back to. "I'm a bit greedy, ya know ?" he commented on the situation. "Sometimes I pay visits to small villages, but large cities aren't the thing I like. I'm wondering what Meche looks like."
Harstac was surprised when the dark elf appeared behind him, but he didn't appear unfriendly. If anything, he was polite. Something definitely not to expect from the average rookie he was going to go for a meal together with. "Erm... I'll see to it that thing receives the necessary customizations then." Ryi'murss seemed rather curious about him. This triggered the idea of coming around to his place the next time he got a bit of spare time. If someone appeared to be willing to actually learn about him instead of just being afloat in a personal sea of prejudices, it was a chance not to be missed.
However he couldn't hold up the business at this moment. He packed the chainmail armor onto his shoulder and heaved himself out of the wagon, but not without winking at the dark elf and a faint smile flashing over his face. He waved at Raxxar, not sure if he'd be still able to see it. Now it was for the weapon racks. But before Harstac even got there, he noticed the misery one of his 'colleagues' had got himself into - apparently by trying out stuff he wasn't really prepared for. Whilst this mishap was nothing one could seriously accuse Hiiko for in his current situation, Harstac failed to suppress a grin as he approached the situation. "You mind if I try to help ?" Looking at the human, he noticed that he had got his share of this morning's deal as well. "Good thing I had not to run the file miles." he added.
However he couldn't hold up the business at this moment. He packed the chainmail armor onto his shoulder and heaved himself out of the wagon, but not without winking at the dark elf and a faint smile flashing over his face. He waved at Raxxar, not sure if he'd be still able to see it. Now it was for the weapon racks. But before Harstac even got there, he noticed the misery one of his 'colleagues' had got himself into - apparently by trying out stuff he wasn't really prepared for. Whilst this mishap was nothing one could seriously accuse Hiiko for in his current situation, Harstac failed to suppress a grin as he approached the situation. "You mind if I try to help ?" Looking at the human, he noticed that he had got his share of this morning's deal as well. "Good thing I had not to run the file miles." he added.
I'm waiting for @EurmalEye to post first except you want me to do otherwise.
Harstac was standing in line with the others. Even someone completely oblivious of the interesting color around his eye and of all the other spots of interesting color that were spread all over his body could recognize that he was well beaten. The way he stood was a bit odd, but he had to transfer his weight to whatever part there was any strength left in. This morning had not exactly been a pleasure, but at least he knew that strains of this magnitude would result in his anomaly of a body to perform visible adaptations some day.
Anomaly... That word was a bit of an understatement for what he was treated like. With the soothing exception of Kale and Raxxar, most of the people around here had been presenting him with fear, disgust and general non-acceptance since the day he had arrived. If the other recruits he was standing in line with would add any exceptions to that... - he severely doubted it. The way that small girl kept a constant eye on him was just confirming this. Harstac could understand that almost everyone here must have looked intimidating to her in one way or the other, but if he had started being totally considerate of everyone's feelings, he would have had to make a run for the other end of the world. So he got moving in a very sluggish way.
He went past the racks as he inteded to do things the other way round. The quartermaster had ordered the back of the wagon to be left open, so he squeezed his wings into there as long as no one else occupied that place. With his claws scratching on the surface here and there, he inspected the armors with the look of someone uneducated. Harstac gently knocked onto some of the plates in order to guess how thick they were, but this was merely out of interest. The problem was that everything here would require modification to fit his body, but as Xan had stated this would not be a problem, he felt free to grab a piece of very thick chainmail armor that would cover his entire body. "Will this be a problem ?" he asked, pointing at what he had in mind.
Anomaly... That word was a bit of an understatement for what he was treated like. With the soothing exception of Kale and Raxxar, most of the people around here had been presenting him with fear, disgust and general non-acceptance since the day he had arrived. If the other recruits he was standing in line with would add any exceptions to that... - he severely doubted it. The way that small girl kept a constant eye on him was just confirming this. Harstac could understand that almost everyone here must have looked intimidating to her in one way or the other, but if he had started being totally considerate of everyone's feelings, he would have had to make a run for the other end of the world. So he got moving in a very sluggish way.
He went past the racks as he inteded to do things the other way round. The quartermaster had ordered the back of the wagon to be left open, so he squeezed his wings into there as long as no one else occupied that place. With his claws scratching on the surface here and there, he inspected the armors with the look of someone uneducated. Harstac gently knocked onto some of the plates in order to guess how thick they were, but this was merely out of interest. The problem was that everything here would require modification to fit his body, but as Xan had stated this would not be a problem, he felt free to grab a piece of very thick chainmail armor that would cover his entire body. "Will this be a problem ?" he asked, pointing at what he had in mind.
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