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25 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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Most Recent Posts

@Eviledd1984
Madawc didn't like the tone this woman was speaking with, but given the presence of her many guards it was better not to complain about that loudly. Another thing he didn't approve of.

The demon-man glanced at Xavier, seeing his nodding. So he agreed to this ? Then he would as well, at least ror the moment. It could not hurt to listen what these Red Doves had to offer. "So... let's go."
I've been waiting for Pacha to post all the time.
<Snipped quote by Bright_Ops>

It is my hope to end the demon cathedral tonight. I'll let you know if that changes


I don't know if I will be available - I'm having quite a bit of stress at work these days. However I don't want you to feel stuck because of me, so I give you or Sun (whoever likes) permission to use/play Andri when needed and if I'm not available tonight. Feel free to PM me if there are any questions.
@Eviledd1984
Madawc stopped abruptly, darting a glance at Xavier that was virtually asking a single question: 'What now ?'. Then he spoke to the woman directly: "What kind of job is this ? And who's Marcus and who are you ?" He really didn't like the word 'need'... it sounded like 'must'.
First, I want to apologize for not reporting back. I've become distracted by other things and have a bit forgotten about this, but now as it has become clear that the other RP I've used this base concept will never start, I'm back and (hopefully) prepared:

@Eviledd1984
"Oh... well... yeah perhaps it would be better if you get a bit beefier. But that will take time. I've got a significant advantage as I'm..." He noted the group of persons looking like mercenaries too late. He continued to whisper, but the fact that he had started the sentence using a normal voice and then had continued it whispering would be suspicious by itself. "Well you know what I am."

Madawc pushed himself out of the chair, giving Xavier a subtle sign to follow him. "I don't know if you want to become so bulky as I am. With my belly added to that I'm weighing almost 300 pounds." He started adding up the money he had left in his mind, estimating if it could suffice to buy a really strong horse if he would manage to sell the two he had.
Harstac stopped grinning and got to work. He didn't even try to get the job done with one arm alone, he felt just too exhausted for that. He grabbed the shaft with both of his claw-studded hands and used his weight to lever the weapon out of the ground. It was a plan horribly overdone, and the result of Harstac not trusting his own strength anymore was him slamming into the ground wings first. He was really done for, at least for today. Harstac groaned when he got back on his feet and handed the weapon to Hiiko, not saying a word.

It was up until then when the recruit noticed Pereylia. Where the hell did she come from so fast ? The tone in his words indicated that he felt embarrassed: "Erm... Hello. I am a hybrid between what's called a Lahatch and a human." I hope that she knows what I've been through and doesn't interpret all of these discolorations as a standard feature of mine... He briefly squinted to the weapon racks: That halbert there did appeal to him...
@Eviledd1984
Madawc read the parchment and laughed as he finally understood why Xavier had been looking this way. "Oh, you didn't really offend me. I was just wondering..." He looked at his meal and then at his belly. "I haven't always been pudgy, but the demon part in me is hungry like hell."

He tried to give the young man an encouraging gesture. "Perhaps I should walk while you ride along. What do you think ?"
@Eviledd1984
Xavier looking disgusted didn't go unnoticed. "Why are you looking the way you are looking ?" Madawc asked straightforwardly. He continued eating at a rapid rate, his chair creaking when he got his feet off the other.

"Hm. Perhaps I'll just follow you and give it a try. Don't have that many friends around. But give me a few hours to look around here first, please."
@Eviledd1984
Madawc was sitting on a chair with his feet resting on another. In front of him on the table was a really big meal composed of meat, bread and a bit of wine. Apparently he was enjoying the sun touching his skin - there wasn't that much of it in the woods. He waved at Xavier and pointed at another chair.

When the young man was close enough so he hadn't to speak loudly all across the place, Madawc started talking: "So... was your audience a success ?" He took another large bite of his meal, leaning back lazily in his chair. He wondered if it would be too indiscreet to ask about the circumstances. "And what are you gonna do now ?" It would've been a bit of a shame to loose contact to him already.
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