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STATUS: People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy. 23 days ago
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23 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!


Thanks for visiting!

Most Recent Posts

In Heroically heroic heroes on an adventurous adventure → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks
I'm interested :)
In Into The Dark: Tales of Maroleth → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@POOHEAD189 Then that'll change a few things anyway because my post will come tomorrow in my time zone. I'm sleepless and currwntly on phone. ^^
In Into The Dark: Tales of Maroleth → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Talking to Maygen (or at least trying) is on the list. Any other ideas are welcome :) I currently don't have much to go on.
In Into The Dark: Tales of Maroleth → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Geradin has a barrel belly ? Hmmm... is my Skayleigh just requiring gettting used to or is he really a bit nasty... *thinks about what to add to the post script* @POOHEAD189
In Dungeon Fantasy [A Comedy Rp!] → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Kerylun was obviously astonished when No actually managed to lift him, though obviously only by a single inch, for a damn short timespan and with all the strength he could muster. Noone had achieved - or just even dared to try - that before. Yet the constellation of a 310 pound warrior and a gargoyle that made the former one look like a small feather was doomed.

Kerylun felt that No was trying to move him to a more suitable position for the incoming crash, but in the instant he doubted that the strange man's remaining strength would suffice to achieve this in time. The gargoyle thrusted his arms forward above No's shoulders and next to his head. His hands were wide open, ready to receive the impact that was bound to come.

SLAM!

He didn't land on the imprisoned dragon, but instead Kerylun looked like as if he was in the middle of a pushup. He had stopped his fall with his arms before No could get crushed, though it had been more barely than anything else. He shifted backwards into the direction his feet were pointing, compensating for the difference in height between them. Now his head was directly above No's, large amber eyes staring at those of him. A somewhat amused grin appeared on Kerylun's stone grey face: "You struggled!"

Kerylun started to laugh, thereby unintentionally showing that he didn't lack his own arsenal of teeth as well.
In Dungeon Fantasy [A Comedy Rp!] → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Holy Soldier Let some specialized gargoyle armor crafting material drop, THEN he'll be heavy xD
In Dungeon Fantasy [A Comedy Rp!] → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Holy Soldier I think that Kerylun will soon enough unlock some 'Accidental destruction of environment object' achievements just by walking or flying at the wrong places, don't you ?
In Dungeon Fantasy [A Comedy Rp!] → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Holy Soldier Can I assume that Kerylun would be able to lift No with hardly much effort ?
In Dungeon Fantasy [A Comedy Rp!] → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Holy Soldier Why bad for the tavern ? ^^
In Dungeon Fantasy [A Comedy Rp!] → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


"Better a statue that's pissing something actually useful than a guy who is leaking verbal crap so badly..." No's constant efforts to hammer out as much arrogance and self-confidence in the most negative sense as possible were starting to annoy the gagoyle. "So tell me... why don't you look like a dragon ? Shouldn't you have tapped into your true form and exploited its power minutes ago to destroy the whole damn city in a fit of rage ? It would suit your character."

Kerylun didn't immediately leave the tavern. That messenger wouldn't leave without him... The gargoyle glanced back to No. "I want to see that dragon's strength that you bear inside your body. Grab my waist and lift me off the floor..."
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