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23 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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First posting blood belongs to me :o
Jared wasn't very eager to get out of bed. It was just so beautifully warm in here while even the most shoddy look out of the small window was telling him that temperatures were plummeting outside as crystals of ice had started to grow from the edges to the center. An arm that almost seemed to be too long to belong to any human reached lazily for another chunk of wood and tossed it into the open fireplace that had been defending him against the cold since last evening. A bit too late however - the loner living in this farmhouse had picked up an infection some days ago and still was busy recovering. The things keeping boredom away ? A book and Khan. Well... there was some interconnection between the two things. Let's just say that the book had not been published by an exactly ordinary, mortal printer. Many details of the story were so rotten as the strange paper it was printed on appeared to be. Yet - much to Jared's dismay and Khan's fortune - the pages had turned out to be much more robust than anticipated.

The thin tome was slammed on the small desk next to his bed. Enough! He'd not spend yet another day on laying around doing nothing. Rather bad developments were making progress out there and he had to go for another inspection run. Not to the castle, but to Seren's Folley. These damn hunters had such a nice board there on which they diligently noted everything they intended doing within the next weeks. Jared already had considered stealing the thing and subjecting it to thermal disposal below the chimney more than once, but the plan never came to execution. Today it wouldn't either, so much was for sure. But maybe something interesting was to be seen there ? He could also buy some liquor...

I feel obliged to inform you that you are likely going to infect people when you go there and have to cough.
Women you want to say ? According to my observations, the ratio of men to women standing next to this job board is out of proportion to the same ratio in the general population. I'll temporarily decimate competition. You have to approve this!

Khan gently zapped his host and then went silent until the latter one was fully dressed. Over the years Jared had learned that this meant that Khan was giving in to the argument (but was too proud to openly admit it).

Knowing that he'd not have to expose himself to the chilly weather outside, Jared had gone without putting on much more than his thick woolen and hooded cloak painted in white and red. It would protect him for the short distance he had to walk, but maybe appear a bit strange because it was frayed. But who was Jared to care about this ? There was a nice little cave hidden in the woods adjacent to Seren's Folley he almost always selected as his target. Noone would be there to see his arrival and so it was today.

The farmer entered the tavern, his head easily reaching up to the wooden crossbeams supporting the upper floor. Ducking, Jared approached the job board without caring much about looking left and right.
@13org IS it okay that I am semi-using your character?


Is there any link to google docs or whatever I am missing ? Want to watch :o ^^
Sorry for the delay.
OKAY I AM FINALLY DONE IF ANY HUNTER ARE BORED AND WANT TO HELP ME CRAFT THE OPENING LET ME KNOW ^^


I'm pretending to be here!
That had been quick. Almost too quick. While Hatuum had come here hoping to acquire a new contract, he had been nowhere near expecting to get it so quickly. It almost seemed like that his sheer appearance was making enough of a first impression to let people think thad he'd be suited for the job. However this also added to the pressure resting on his giant shoulders now. He would have to deliver: early and decisively. Otherwise the damage to his reputation could become unrecoverable.

Additionally there were other circumstances that gave this contract the potential to be one of the most important and most special of his entire career. The fact that one of his clients was one of the three elders, for example. Hell given that Amelia was standing so close to him he suddenly felt quite ashamed of himself. Was he behaving correctly ? Was his clothing something that could annoy some of the very high ranking persons here or was it at least halfway adequate for the situation ? Normally Hatuum didn't bother about such things at all except when doing his job, but right now these thoughs suddenly hit him so fiercly that the colossal man almost seemed to slightly shrink, though only briefly.

Hatuum made unvarnished use of his size, taking a quick survey of the crowd to check if there was anyone eavesdropping. Personally he thought that speaking openly about such a mission in such a room was a big mistake, but it had not been him who started it. There was no point left in urging to relocate the discussion now.

"Alright." He cleared his throat, partly due to embarrassment. "So I think there is a multitude of matters we have to discuss beforehand. First: Who is in command ? I'm not an official part of your mercenary group, Amiartys, but still it must be clear who has the duty to obey orders and who has the privilege to issue them. Second: The german territory is quite far away from here. I assume it is rather urgent ? So what do we do in order to get there if not walk ? Third: When and where to meet ? I'd like to have a little bit of time to prepare myself beforehand. A different set of clothes, something more adapted to the situation. And we need a plan."
So who wants to know Draco? After all, he has been a hunter for over 70 years of his life (and the rest of it was more or less training him to be one) and is still active via means that most hunters would find... worrying. Hunters that last this long tend to be known by both sides of the hunt.

Truthfully his reputation would be... individualistic rather then a faction thing. After all, some of the more friendly (and less homicidal) witches might have a positive relationship/opinion of him while more puratian hunters would find his research and usage of the occult... unsavory.


Well, my character is rather out of the question because the old Andri has stopped living quite some years ago. However I could ask the same question for Jared because he basically is some sort of 'native' inhabitant, never having moved away from the area around the castle - it being a ruin or not. Some people might know him or at least know that and where he exists.
Alright I'm back in.
Vanya, Verya,... had the world silently started to resort to a regular expression consisting of a 'V' at the beginning, an 'ya' at the end and two random alphanumeric symbols in the middle in order to find names for incarnate disappointment ? An-Hasst's will to clean up the aftermath of this swamp excursion had been borderline before, but now he refused to do it at all. It didn't bother him much - the stuff would dry and the solid remains detach by themselves, it would just be a matter of time and if there'd be another source of dirt in their way he'd be the only one not having wasted time.

The Skayleigh closed his eyelids - so he could roll his eyeballs behind them without anyong noticing. Settionne, again, deployed his bewildering array of softened up, well chosen words in order to make a first impression. The question was if it would work this time. According to An-Hasst's internal opinion it would not. Verya, judging by the woman's tone, appeared to be quite used to the military and thereby would likely be more interested in hard facts than anything else.

However the giant didn't get very far with his attempt to finally hatch out some sort of retaliation plan. He was considering 'accidentally' stepping onto the man's foot when Alice, without knowing, saved it from this rather crushing experience by doing something An-Hasst instantaneously considered to be even more... intriguing. "I'd like to apologize for these words." he spoke up, speculating that him being a Skayleigh could net him some sort of bonus because it partially made him a wood elf himself. Of course it could be that the opposite thing would happen, but since when did An-Hasst have talent for excellent manners ?

Slowly he stepped closer towards Alice, approaching her from the right and from behind. "Why are you referring to your 'old dormitory' ? Was it a rotten collection of beddings stenched with a plethora of body fluids and an already self-compressing layer of dead flies on the window ledges ? Or did your memory just suffer a momentary glitch that made you forget about this swamp we just came from before making this comparison ?" His voice was enhanced with enough sarcasm to indicate that he wasn't entirely serious about what he was saying.
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