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22 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
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Maybe I, @RokkuHoshi and @cpldingo could collaborate. However we'd need to know what crazy-Hirsch's properties are I guess.
@Eyeris Vaughtar, once awake, isn't stone anymore. He's bone, flesh and blood. His bones 'only' are inhumanly massive and dense and he has grown an abundance of muscles with similar properties. I guess without actively working against it he would indeed be completely unable to float and consequently be in deep trouble since he needs air just like everyone else does.

So, yes, he might have a very vital interest in this u-boat remaining dry on the inside, even though he hasn't yet fully grasped the idea of what a submarine actually is. And even if it weren't for that glass pane very close to shattering in front of him, he possible wouldn't just look away while a completely mad Hirsch tries to rip Zesiro apart.

The question is... How to work out this fight ?
Something tells me that Vaughtar and Rockin' are supposed to try and stop Hirsch @Eyeris

Maybe someone should call him to the other side of the boat to keep things balanced now that water is rushing in :o

Anyway. Awesome posting spree! :)
That's not what I was thinking about

I was thinking about the theoretical prospect of him having to fall back to using his mouth for entertainment. Physically not being able to immediately continue his rant at Settionne who, from his point of view, again has not done so many useful things must sting.
Alright. I interpret this as permission to go on, so... this rog will be dead tomorrow I hope once I have addressed some other reponses I urgently need to do. And his loot will be An-Hasst's!

... and someone call in for a good medic. A certain Skayleigh might already be a difficult person to have around when he's in good shape, but what happens once he's out of action for a while ?
I think so far I've maintained a relatively healthy balance between the amount of damage my character deals and the amount of damage he receives XD @The Fated Fallen
I'm still here as well.
"Tired ? From carrying you ?" Batharyn grinned down at her. "You must come from very far." he added with a gentle smile appearing on his face. But what was that ? Had he just heard the soft and lovely sound of coins hitting each other ? His eyes twisted in his skull, his view going down along her clothing, his mind tracking both the curves of her body and every bulge that didn't seem to fit to them. That's where the valuables were, every good thief knew that.

However there was one problem: He just couldn't do that now. Frankly he needed this job, no matter how much of an ugly, fat, rotten and despicable beast his employer and owner of this shabby tavern was. The streets still weren't completely devoid of people so chances were that he'd be seen. Also his initial impression of Salina was that of a rather intelligent, attentive woman -- better not try to dig his huge hands into her pockets while she was walking next to him. But what if she rented a room here... ?

"I wish I'd win a game of cards against some kind of noble person, then I maybe would be able to call such a beautiful horse my own as well." Batharyn reached for the reigns and pulled at them gently, using his giant index finger alone. The tavern's stable didn't have any doors. It was a primitive place with the main feature being a waterproof roof and some thin, wooden walls not even reaching up to Selina's head which apparently were meant for separating the guest's horses.

"Here, that's mine." Batharyn elevated his arm to quickly point at his mount. It was a draft, packed with muscle and long, brown, solid fur. One could immediately see that compared with Caspar he was very clumsy. He snorted upon seeing Batharyn. "He's a bit rough but I can handle him." Not to mention that he probably wasn't nearly clever enough to arrange for a lucky escape of its rider from an angry man's wrath... "So... where exactly do you want Caspar to have his stay ? I'm afraid the hay is the same for all horses, though."
If noone is eager to post I can continue so we don't get stuck RP-wise on this Rog.
I dare to speculate and say that it probably has something to do with the fact that it's a vendor. Since when is merchandise a truly holy thing ?

edit: Important question now that I know that there's a vendor: Does he also buy things ? Like... dead bodies, for example. For the aforementioned non-scientific, clerical purposes :)
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