Avatar of Fetzen

Status

Recent Statuses

19 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
8 likes
28 days ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
3 likes
3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
4 likes
3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
4 likes
6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
1 like

Bio


Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



Thanks for visiting!

Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by Fetzen>

I think its just been a hectic month for a lot of people.


I think I'm also just frustrated over so many different things in so many different aspects of my whole existence this year, lol.
I hate living in a different time zone than like 80% of the other players.
And the second gets nothing
I'll take the feat then. I trust you to find something An-Hasst Skayleigh/Lorcan-ish
Awesome post!

Two quick questions:
- Is it possible to try a rejuvenation roll on the sore feet?
- The feat is an assigned and not a chosen thing as well, am I correct?
How about dual wielding ? A rock on a stick in one hand, a saw in the other ?

So we could suit all our preferences without conflict :)
"Seriously, does no one here have even a branch as a weapon? I literally gave a few out. Bunch of savages."


If I should ever qualify myself for a boon I am going to pray for a magical saw! Simply because... Sawing into somebody's neck from behind is even more savage than both a spear and iron manacles, it might count as an exotic weapon and it adds quite the irony to the whole affair if, in Lorcan's case, it's seemingly a tree who can cut down humans instead of vice versa!
@Fetzen
I like how every time I make a roleplay in this setting, you make a Skayleigh that ends up in a blood feud with someone.


I'm afraid that's my fault :(
Or you could save Emmaline from herself (if anyone can!)


First of all we need to save the party from Emmaline. Maybe and absolutely non-egoistically we should start with saving Lorcan who more and more appears to be Faeril's enemy of the state No. 1 while he actually is just trying to save Emmaline and likely would not have embarked on his very makeshift plan to begin with if she hadn't decided to... take off... her very own way.
Lorcan saw, but he did not like what he saw: From the perspective of the opposing leader it probably was perfectly reasonable to send not one, but two of his men to investigate the turmoil the Skayleigh had created. From the latter's perspective however comitting two individuals was very borderline to what he felt could be handled. On the plus side it meant that the others would have to deal with less.

Lorcan's view focused on the men as they were approaching, the corner of the halfway ruined building they had just come around still behind their backs. His grip tightened around his shackles as if that would make them a more proper weapon, but of course they remained exactly the cold lump of metal they were. He'd have to press them into service as a tool for skull bashing anyway. Tension inside him only increased, but still the oddity of him just standing there and watching the two men while they still were completely oblivious of his presence was palpable. Had he ever used the tree shape for this kind of move before ?

The two men were thugs who, judging by their visual appearance, might not have been the most clever ones. Unfortunately they didn't seem to be the most visually interested beings either for they didn't keep looking at Emmaline's curves, but started their search instead and so even with haste. Lorcan could hear complaints about prisoners being executed with them being unable to watch. What a miserable bunch of petty idiots!

The Skayleigh had to pick a target without even having the possibility to silently exchange some glances with Rey as no matter how intensively he stared at the man, Rey would only see a tree! So without any exchange of information and coordination he decided to go for the bigger looking individual, caring little whether it was actually muscle or just fat hiding beneath the thug's clothes. As the latter's search pattern finally lead him close to the fake tree, Lorcan wound up to make use of the chain that connected the two heavy parts of his manacles.

He aimed at the bandit's head from behind without warning, but also with a very makeshift weapon he had not used before.

© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet