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So worried right now. My brother just got admitted to the hospital after swallowing six toy horses. Doctors say he's in stable condtion.
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Oh gee! An age and a gender and interests and things. Yeah, I have those. Ain't no way I'm about to trigger an existential crisis by typing them all out, though. You can find out what a nerd I am on discord, okay?

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Welcome aboard, new person! I imagine you'll be able to find what you're looking for here. Best of luck!
To be honest, I don't think it's so much a matter of talent as it is endless practice, at first with things like drawing simple shapes in perspective. You have to work your way up to drawing people well. I get the impression that it's a whole lot of Mr. Miyagi style 'wax on, wax off' before you get to the good stuff. You might wanna check out drawabox. I already would've by now if life didn’t keep me so busy with other things.
Banned for a somewhat hackneyed statement, tbh.
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My neighbour has glowy hands. Is she able to like... turn them off at night?












A Conversation in the Workman's Quarter


They met in the Workman's Quarter, in the shadow of the Proving Grounds, in a tavern. The owner of the small establishment thought nothing of it. In fact, he was quite grateful for the patronage. With the way that all the people who made the decisions had been beating the drums of war after yesterday's events, business might soon dry up. Two men, two women, and a teenage boy and girl, they took the table near the front window and ordered the Lepdes roast, Enthish Pudding, pumpernickel bread, and lentil soup.

"So... why isn't Papa here again?" inquired the boy, prodding at his hot soup with a spoon. There was something impatient about him.

"Papa is teaching, little brother," the girl scolded. "You well know that."

"That's not what I was asking," the boy said dangerously. He was perhaps fifteen years old, with short, dirty-blond hair and a cherubic face only now starting to edge toward manhood. There was something pugnacious about him. His words sought confrontation.

The girl, slightly older, ignored him. "So, speaking of Papa," she chirped, "how did his voyage go yesterday? He was sailing on that Belzaggic ship, was he not?"

The boy glared daggers at her and she smiled sweetly back at him. "Oh right," she amended, "Did Grandma go with him?"

"Josie," said one of the women, reaching a hand across the table to clasp hers.

"Yes, Auntie Lilla?"

"I fear the thunder frightened your dear grandma too greatly. She had a heart attack."

The girl's face fell. She put down her spoon. "What!? How!?" Her eyes searched the others. "Is she going to be alright?"

"'Bout time the old bag keeled over," The boy snarked. "Don't be too sad. You'll get your inheritance finally."

An older man with a bristly grey mustache, seated at one of the heads of the table, turned and gave the boy a look that silenced him. 'Auntie Lilla' continued. "Everyone was certain she'd joined Ahn-Eshiran this time, but it appears she'll be okay. She just needs plenty of bed rest."

"Oh thank the Gods," the girl breathed. "I would be inconsolable were anything to happen with her."

"You're already counting her coins," the boy scoffed.

The girl twisted his way and knitted her fingers in front of herself. "Just because you don't have a conscience, Benedetto, doesn't mean the rest of us don't." She turned to the others. "Well, make sure that she has whatever she needs. Should I be of any assistance, don't hesitate to call upon me."

"An invalid caring for an old crone," the boy sniped, "now there's an arrangement."

"That is quite enough, Ciano." A tall young woman with long brown hair and striking green eyes gave him a warning look before turning to his older sister. "Now, as for your Papa, you'll be quite happy to hear that he met with the Belzaggicman and took care of their business."

"I knew Papa would come through."

"He's a reliable fella," said the other at the table. A large man with a short thick beard, merry disposition, and orange ascot, he'd been busy stuffing his face up to this point. He was still eating while he talked, in fact, and a couple of the others arched their eyebrows at him. "Uncle Al..." the girl whined.

"Haha, sorry! Sometimes I forget what genteel company you lot are." He swallowed and dabbed at his mouth with a kerchief.

Then, the older man with the mustache spoke up. His hair was silver and slicked back, his cheeks sunken with skin leathery and pockmarked, and his voice deep and rich with a Torragonese accent. "Mhm," he began, "So, Josie, tell us about your performance last night, and your mother's."

"Oh grandfather, it was to die for!" she giggled excitedly. "Why, mother danced as I played, with this great big Eskandishman, and he was good: much better than either of us had expected. Still, she made a good account of herself and I tried to play the notes that I thought would compliment her abilities." She shrugged. "Oh, there were some casualties, as there always are at these events, but I would say the night was a success!" She raised a glass of wine and took a little sip.

"I heard they even got a standing ovation," said Benedetto, taking a sip of his own. Josie ignored his jibe, but Uncle Al stifled a giggle.

"What of your cousin, the soldier?" asked Lilla, turning to Uncle Al. "And his shadowy brother?"

Grandfather, Benny, Josie, and the green-eyed woman joined her in looking the bearded man's way. "Oh them?" He paused with a chicken thigh halfway to his mouth. He glanced greedily at it before some faint sense of etiquette won out and he put it down. "They did what they needed to do. They're safe. 'Pparently, Rouis brought in the Legion, and there were Zenos involved, and third parties. Dangerous business, you know, being a sellsword."

"Not if you know how to handle yourself," boasted Benny, and Josie rolled her eyes. He smirked at her and threw an arm over the back of his chair. For a moment, it looked like he might even put a foot up on the table, but he must've thought better of it. "Anyway, what's next? I'm rarin' to go. I've waited long enough in this dump."

"Perhaps you wouldn't be so bored if you focused more on your studies," Josie sniped.

"Perhaps you wouldn't be so boring if you focused less on yours."

"Well, you won't be visiting our Revidian friend," said the green-eyed woman. She was unusually tall and had a particular pallor that marked her out as yasoi. "He felt lonely and invited some friends of his own around, so nobody would think we hadn't paid him a visit."

Uncle Al let out a bark of laughter and Aunt Lilla snickered. Even Josie and Grandfather smirked. "So gossip's really that he sent for us to visit his friends?" Uncle Al inquired.

Grandfather nodded. "As we'd hoped. It serves him right for the way he treated your brother." He glanced at the younger two. "Your Papa."

"I wanna kill him," said Benny bitterly, and he received glares from all five of the others, most especially his sister. "Relax. Not literally. Just as sure as she'll never walk -" he jerked a thumb in Josie's direction "- I'd never bring the family into disrepute."

"I would trust not," said grandfather sternly, his eyes narrowing. He eased off after a moment and that was cue for the others to do so as well. "As for who we're sending you to meet with, you'll be spending time with your fellow students."

"Yes, a little birdie told me that you'll be going on a bit of an adventure together soon," said the yasoi woman. "You'll be meeting lots of people there, I imagine."

"Some meetings will be lasting," warned Grandfather. He narrowed his eyes, "and some very brief."




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