Foster

GAME: Crush A Wish

(Could be worse, you could find them, only to have it perma-ripped away from you)
Granted, you now must crawl in order to clear anything resembling a doorframe, drive-thru, or tunnel. You also develop a sense of claustrophobia as a resault of not fitting or being able to move well in tight spaces.

Granted, you lose your natural teeth. Enjoy the wonderful world of dentures and superpolygrip.

I would've wished that I could still see out my left eye, so I could resume archery and target-shooting, but recent practice has shown this to be a very moot point. (dusting the cobwebs off my old target-bow after ten years and still getting hits probably made me happier than it should've)

Kinda wishing to talk to my friends more often, actually.

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

356 days of the year

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Clemeximus the third.

Terrible at finding cover and staying hidden, excellent swimmer/climber, ultimate tsundere, will probably follow the cool kids home by strapping herself to the back of their bus, then infiltrate their home via the chimney.

She'd also be able to hold her breath for, like, a super long time. Her dad doesn't seem to think this is odd and will often challenge her to a breath-holding contest, since all staring-contests have ended in a draw.

Also, only speaks in whale.

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I thought that was Clem + Titania... or an archwing made from Grakatas... or pair of grattlers...

Dual grattlers, when?

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A super-smart book-ready Clem with a mortarboard balanced on his head to prove it.

Also, a pointing-stick duct-taped to a grakata.

Professor Clem.

He'd be super civilized up until they descend an elevator and his flowy robes fall over his face, and in a panic, goes nuts with his grakatas.

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Um...

Clem took majora's mask for a walk.

Many ninja shenanigans were had.

Much destruction.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. Rocks fall, everyone dies. Our fossils are discovered by aliens, right before more rocks fall on their flying saucer.... which is in orbit... they all die as well. The world is otherwise peacefully orbiting the sun in a stable trajectory towards its own oblivion.

I wish for CNN to never again report on anything they already reported on (especially in-depth) the previous week. Y'know, reporting on news that isn't already 2 months old at the time of its broadcasting.

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Banned for nibbling on my chest plate without permission.