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8 days ago
Current A roleplay not for the timid: "The quest to restore the abandoned Waffle House"
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1 mo ago
I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
1 mo ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
1 mo ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
2 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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Bio

-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

Most Recent Posts

Banned for not surrounding yourself with sufficient protection from the exits.

Seal all the doors, and there won't be any exits around you, then you'll only be surrounded by walls and cages without exits.
Banned because I actually do like snow. It gives me an excuse to stay at home and care for the needy hypothermia victims.
Banned for trying to prevent a saint from giving the guild skin-cancer from over-tanning.

Besides, wher I'm at, the sun don't shine. In fact, is snowing right now.


Enjoy your hypothermia. I can only treat so many of you at a time.
Banned for willful baka.
Banned for hypocrisiy of liking NGE, but disliking worldbuilding and international turmoil and espionoge that is fundamental in nation-RPs.

And, y'know, the culture-shock that happened when Asuka showed up. Having every wierd thing about your nation constantly and humorously lampshaded by foriegners is part of its appeal.
Banned for not using enough electromagnets in your pranks.
Banned for not using enough Flex-seal.
Was introduced to Warframe. Got Clem'd. Need I say more?
(Using characters played by Micheal Douglas was getting a bit old)

What is the most impossibly convoluted prank you've ever attempted?
(in my case, the planning/testing amidst collaborators was more amusing than the prank itself, it involved a flagpole, strangulation, an effigy in a sleeping-bag, a kid getting supplex'd from a picnic-table, and bear-hugging a person after getting doused in gasoline to not get lit-up**)

**Science-note: the gasoline will evaporate and cool the person while he is burning... the person being bear-hugged will not have this benefit. Plus vapor-trails. If you can still smell the gasoline, you're still combustable. Being hugged also makes it difficult to stop-drop-and-roll.
Banned for turning off your caps-lock.
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