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3 days ago
Current A roleplay not for the timid: "The quest to restore the abandoned Waffle House"
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27 days ago
I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
1 mo ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
1 mo ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
2 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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Bio

-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

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Catachan-banned since I can, until you make a ban without using the words "for", "because", or "Foster".

>Clem would also like it to rhymn.
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Weapons-Grade Flirting //
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Banned for capitol grammar offense.

You go to gulag. Do not pass Men vs Women race thread. Do not collect gulash. Go directly to gulag.
The two strangest things... hm...

1st would be when someone I was roleplying with had a bunch of guys get onto an elevator... then the next day realized it was probably not a bright idea. Guy panicked and froze up and I pretty much had to roleplay his guys fighting their way out of an elevator ambush.

In addition to that, I had to do it in a way that was in-character for the chuckle-heads that stepped into the elevator in the first place thinking it was a good idea. Thankfully, that's like... an action-movie trope anyone who grew up in the 1990's should know.

The second one was when I adopted a character and they started developing some mechanical-AI sentience where their actions from like 3 years prior that I'd forgotten about were pre-emptively countering stuff people were doing... and they were continuing to act on that.
-Bonus points for taking down two skynet-expies with that character.

I was like, oh... wow... they really got me stuck in a corner... I better check these note-- mother of god... those poor fools are screwed and I didn't even know it yet. (even as I was making posts that were making things worse, while totally oblivious... I mean... how the heck was I supposed to know you could weaponize flirting like that?!)
-It's like accidentally putting a chessmaster grand-champion in checkmate. And all you did was smile, tell dirty jokes, and hand-out crackers with cheese-spread on them.

Seriously, all I had to do was login and the posts practically wrote themselves.

It's like pulling a Henderson, but you didn't make the bio, you're just the one hold-onto it for today and the creator didn't bother to warn you that the character was a self-aware Triple-Henderson meme that you now cannot be rid of (six years and counting TEN YEARS... fuck... she's able to manipulate time... RUN NOW AND SAVE YOURSELF).
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