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2 days ago
Current If you can fascinate your crush with a wheel of cheese, what would an entire cheese-cave do to them?
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29 days ago
A roleplay not for the timid: "The quest to restore the abandoned Waffle House"
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2 mos ago
I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
2 mos ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
2 mos ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.

Bio

-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

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>gets banned by @Shadowheart's flower
My first OC that I remember, or the first one that I remember being good?

Because starting-out I was in a nation-RP... and if the nation was an OC... Helghan Bad company in the Metal-Gear franchise/strangereal universe... without having ever played any of those games... You'd think those three things wouldn't mash-up well in 2005, but...

And yes, I do remember the characters made for that, and how each of them died. At some point they got hired to defend a pope... right before he declared a crusade, plunging the region in a global thermonuclear war.
The most frustrating was perhaps in a mercenary-RP when another merc was just my character but genderswapped, and doing more-or-less the exact same thing but in the form of one-line posts that somehow tried to one-up/+1 my character in a casual RP.

Pretty much everybody unanimously agreed to put a bullet in their head when the third rescue-chopper arrived, my character got field-promoted.

A case of "It's not what you did, but how your did it after the consequences of such actions were already laid out and you deciding to double down on this other character's mistakes to the point of single-handedly nearly causing the mission to fail."


Another copy-pasted Allucard from Hellsing, and not even the funny abridged version. And they expected to get paid for it. Eneded up ramming a news-helicopter into him and dragging him into a river of Flouride-dioxide he had smuggled in himself by using their immortality as an infinite-funding glitch to bypass common-sense safety regulations... all just to get them to stop monolouging for five secends.

He survived that, of course, he ended up dying by getting a case of the zoomies in the woods and dropping a tree on himself in the epilouge. Again, they wanted to get paid for this, and they believed their posts were inherently superior due to being attributed a monetary value.
Brother, may I have some oats? No? Then you hath been banned.
Hi, everyone!
I move forward in life so slowly that I might as well be standing still. Call me slug
I'm a chatterbox with the anatomy of a woman
That's all

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Honestly that's the 2020's in a nutshell, still feels like 2016 for some of us.
<Snipped quote by Bagel>

banned bc peach tea is the only tea <3


Earl Grey, hot banned.
banned for not sending anything

@Foster

Banned because... wait, haven't you been here before already?
banned for sending a video

Banned because I have no idea what you're complaining about


Banned on your first day?


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