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15 days ago
Current A roleplay not for the timid: "The quest to restore the abandoned Waffle House"
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1 mo ago
I do agree with Yandere's sentiment that words not wording workingly do be a problem this time of year.
1 mo ago
Scratch that, place your bets on polymarket.
2 mos ago
Looks like I'll be working on memorial day weekend. And no, this does not mean place any bets on polymarket.
3 mos ago
due to a typo on my part I was nearly convinced I owed the IRS nearly $3000 in excess taxes this year.
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-There will be delays in replies. Largely due to working overtime, voluntary obligations; other RPs and online-things may compete for my attention.

'Bout me:
Started RPing (badly) back in '05, mostly doing nation-RPs with an emphasis on technology and strategy, later edging out to character-espionage and military-tactics before doing "less serious" character roleplays that were outside of the 2005-2008 continuity.

That's when I went to Dead-Frontier, and found the RP community there, joined a clan, did some pretty good roleplays and pretty much loosened-up my online-personality. When the clan-leader decided to move her RPs here, most of the clan followed.

Took a course in technical-writing back in '08, so now I may sometimes use the semicolon correctly.

In 2010 I dusted off the old nation-RP continuity I had, doing a few hetelia-esque RP-shenanigans there..

RP-Habbits: I tend to geek-out on little technical-details, and sometimes infer how those details would impact the background of the roleplay. Great for world-building, not so great when you had a perfectly good plotline and I just MacGyver it off the rails (though I usually er to the side of amusement, sometimes it creates very grim side-stories).

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3 things about today:

1. Bump

2. I posted a big post, because there's alot of shite go'n down in 1984.

3. Unicorns for everyone
Well, I'm already in an RP with you, and most of these plots I've already done, or am in the process of doing...

Although I've avoided pirates unless you include space-pirates.

Only plot I can think of that doesn't immediatly take a detour for the worst, that I'm not already doing, would be a closet-werewolf seeking help curing their lycanthropy, so s/he becomes a wizard and uses their friend as a familiar (because that totally makes more sense than summoning an angry demon and asking THAT for help). And ofc there are side-effects of being a familiar, like the fact you're being used as a mana-battery.

Could they fight crime? Maybe. But then they could also get captured by irish time-traveling pirates.
ClosetMonster said
Good gravy - Now that is a real blast from my familial past. :) Crazy - making beer commercials for all walks of life. When will they do the Emo-commercials? Or how's about the ones where they make a commercial advertising to the soccer moms? "When I take Junior to his game, I make sure to pack my own pick-me-up next to the orange drink that has no nutritional value. It's the only way to keep me In the Game for the next three hours." (cutaway to mother stumbling up the white line, screeching, "GO BOBBIE, GO!")Hee hee... Gotta keep up with the Joneses, m'man. Get mah family van and then the cooler, yeah.

Ode to the cooller-cooler man.
Cordi said
Oh that doesn't bother me. Both sides of my family are extremely racist towards the other with the exception of my cousin, my siblings and their dad. I got the fuckery. Black relatives called me white girl, white ones called me nigglette. I stay pretty nuclear based.

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn....
-Probably the easist way to look at it is from your mother's perspective.

Father: Bigot
Husband: Hot
Hot chick + Hot Husband = Super-hot hybrid.

Hater-bigots gonna hate 'cause they're jeally.
In YOU MOTHER... 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Turtlicious said
What?No that's a scene from Safe House.

Shooting groundhogs in Safe House.

Read the comments

Make it so.
In YOU MOTHER... 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Turtlicious said
What?No that's a scene from Safe House.

Shooting groundhogs in Safe House.

Read the comments

Make it so.
idlehands said
So glad I can't relate to that.


Nah, what's more fun is SP, plus you fell asleep on your arm so it went numb.. so it feels like someone else's arm is wrapped around you *tightly* and you've only got one good arm free...

First instinct is usually to fling said arm against the wall... hard... nearly threw my own hand through a window... Javalin style.
The force was enough to temporarily dislocate a shoulder and pull me out of bed.
Oh, hey, were is that fella?
In YOU MOTHER... 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Full context: shooting groundhogs in a groundhogs-day loop.
In Typing speed 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
IIRC I did about 35 WPM when I was in middle-school.
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