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Race Track List


The Jam Master's Stage: 'The Hood'


Theme Song

Difficulty Grade: B-
Description:
This urban track was built by the corrupt mayor of this city in an attempt to gain more revenue for the bankrupt economy. The Track has damp roads and although the streets are technically clear of traffic there are many burnt out cars and junk that litters parts of the roads which can make navigating them very difficult, also some of the track makes use of narrow alleyways which makes overtaking difficult to impossible. Beyond that, the track is fairly normal and has no notable hazards.

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The Surgeon's Stage: 'The Bio-Swamp'


Theme Song

Difficulty Grade: D+
Description:
This track is built around an old bio facility that has been abandoned and is breaking down as it submerges in a swamp out in the New Orleans badlands. The 'road' is the shallowest part of the swamp where the water is only 1 foot deep, but this still has a massive effect on the driving here. The corners are fairly easy but the track is at night, and it is cloaked in a thin murky fog that can obscure vision at long ranges. Swerve too far of course and you may find your vehicle sinking in the gator habitat. Irene Yukimoto frequents this place for chemicals she uses at her clinic.
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The Cabbie's Stage: 'The Scenic Route'


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Difficulty Grade: E
Description:
A nice simple track that's beautiful sunny scenery make it the top spot for advertisers to make their revenue from the billions of watchers around the world. The roads are high quality tarmac and the track is very simple to navigate. Malachy Connors has driven a few customers around this route in his cab, as its a hot attraction for tourists who travel to California to see the races.
Welcome To The End Of The World




Some of them blame the banks, some of them blame the lack of natural resources on the planet, some of them blame the disgusting amount of influence the violent media has over our youth. Me? I blame everyone, Human nature is what got us here, we were never meant to last as a species and this is just the world's final way of reminding us. I have no more use for this world, Its done nothing for me, and ive done nothing back for it, my contribution? I helped fund the RISK RALLY GP, it wasn't even my idea, I just made it bigger, and now every poor bastard with a overpowered engine and a dream is killing themselves for the entertainment of their peers. Its disgusting, but I don't care. They are all disgusting anyway, if it wasn't this itd be some other twisted game show or competetion or 'challenge'.....I need to go now, this would be a suicide note, and I still plan to kill myself. But I've got one last thing to do....

-Unknown, 11/4/2079



Welcome to my latest brain child, this is the RISK RALLY GP, semi-dystopian Racing RP where you take your pride and joy vehicle and tear up the track against other players to win the grand prize and become the RISK RALLY CHAMPION. This is a combat racing RP where your player's life is at stake the minute they get on the track. Hopefully your skills and your custom built car will see you through the amazing tracks we have built. You will interact with characters in between races and the stakes will get higher as the GP goes on. There will also be bonus challenges as a side quest outside of the main GP which takes place over one week.
ARE YOU READYYYYY!?




Vehicles Explained
Each vehicle performs differently and for this game we have to keep it fair. So for your performance I'm giving you 100 points to spend however you wish on you vehicles stats. You can choose to be balanced or specialized....at your own risk.

The Categories Are

Firepower:(the damage your weapons can do other vehicles.)
Frame:(The durability of your vehicle, also increases ramming damage)
Grip:(The Handling and stability of your vehicle on the road)
Acceleration: (How fast your vehicle gains speed.)
Top Speed:(The maximum speed your vehicle can reach)

So for example if a car with 34 firepower shoots a missile a car with 4 Frame, it will probably be obliterated on the spot. And if a car with 29 frame rams a care with only 9 grip, its probably going to send it spinning out of control.

These are all things to take into account when building your vehicle.







NON DRIVING CHARACTERS





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This is true. I actually had a debate last night over whether or not Anarcho-capitalism was just feudalism with megacorps, and I made the point that whenever I see or hear an ancap describing their ideal society it sounds like normal anarchism but with cringe.


Fixed that for you.
@Vilageidiotx@Keyguyperson

Libertarians and Anarchism actually have a lot in common. Libs have actually been called 'anarachists with money'. When it comes to the state they both share a lot of views about wanting the government to 'butt out' or not be involved at all if they can help it.

Problem with Ancap is that its headed by Stefan Molyneux who has a very specific brand of Anarcho-capatalism and displays cult like behavior.
I think you enjoy complaining about games more than you enjoy playing them *cough* bethesda *cough*. But whatever the reasons you like 13 are extremely subjective to you, so I cant argue your taste in story telling. But I like pokemon and dragon quest and I don't mind ham fisted exposition if the world thats being crammed down my throat is charming enough. But I'd rather play magic the gathering. 13-2 kept the one good thing about 13 (the battle system) and gave you essentially one big world as an extended side quest to collect shit and battle a lot. The characters were nearly as bad as 13 and the story line was nonsensical. But I played it as glorified bit of DLC as apposed to a full story experience and I had fun with it.

Nier was alright, didn't get extremely far in it, interesting enough but the battle system was crap.

And yes I think kingdom hearts have awful AWFUL battle systems I'd play 13 a million times before trying to sit through kingdom hearts 1 again.
If you're still doing this -9.5, -5.08

I'm currently reading around democratic confederalism, currently an Anarcho-Syndicalist with Marxist tendencies


I guessing you "dont agree with everything with stefan molyneux says, but find him an intelligent and charming man".

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Ive seen this before, its hilarious. Many libertarians are really only in it, to get a teenage waifu.
@Weird Tales gavin mcinnies doesn't even agree with most of his own opinions he's an attention seeking hipster, and he doesn't even deny it.



Oh and his GAVIN DESTORYS FEMINIST video is total bullshit.
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you sound like an angry person


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and feminists are sensitives about silly pictures on the internet, I fail to see your point. You seem rather threatened by mens rights activists and libertarians.


How is sharing memes a sign of being threatened by them? and yes feminists do get sensitive about memes too, they are just as bad as each other. MRAs are just a bit more pathetic because they are hypocritical reactionaries.
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