Galvanize

Myriad Reality

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*Gets up slowly*

@Legend

*Kicks you into the entrance with immense force*

Myriad Reality

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*Runs you into a wall*

@Legend

*axe handles you into the ground*

Myriad Reality

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*Grunts and punches you away*

@Legend

*punches you back*

Myriad Reality

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*Bends it off of my figure*

@Legend

*A metallic book is in Mercy's hands and she tethers herself to you again making you tangible and I am encased in an odd suit of armor and I run at you*
Ciao
*punches you with a loud bang*

Myriad Reality

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You're telling me.

@Heroic

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Stab him.

@Legend

I'd prefer to slap slap slap and clap clap clap him to enternal hell.

Myriad Reality

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I eat Chips Ahoy with milk. I had recently gotten a whole pack of Chips Ahoy cookies, and ate some last night. With milk, of course, like I always do. I haven't touched them since. Now, I've got to explain something to you. Since I always eat them with milk, as that is the superior way to eat them, I would never leave a single cookie in my pack of chips ahoy. Ever. That makes it a waste on a whole glass of milk.

That being said, I came home from my lab today and pulled the pack out and, lo and behold, there was a single, solitary cookie left. Just one, no more. As soon as I picked the pack up (and right before I opened it to look) he left the room.

Edit: As for why, I have absolutely no idea.

@Heroic

You will find that you will have a more suitable roommate within the weekend.

Myriad Reality

Think I may have found concrete evidence that my roommate has stolen food from me.

@Heroic

where is he? i shall bring justice upon his sinful hands that made him steal the very essence of my line of work. Food shall never be stolen.

For real though, why did he do that? and what is the evidence?

Myriad Reality

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You could technically check your post history, but that's a lot of scrolling.

@Legend

Yeah. A lot.

Myriad Reality

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It was. I just thought you commented on her eyes. Though you'd know better than me.

@Legend

i may be worng

Myriad Reality

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Maybe it was. I thought it was eyes, but I'm not certain.

@Legend

the pic was her smiling widely.