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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Slendy

you don't need to ask for permission to steal 10 of a race, just do it.


I feel like Shia LaBeouf should be here right now.
Posted something, let's see where this goes.

Also just wanna say don't bring up Xoxi's father and plantoids. They will not blend, unlike most things.
Xoxi appears in the Nexus, dumbfounded and amazed at what she saw. Aside from the actual nexus, two humans appeared there! Boy howdy she had a desire to meet them!

But before she could go over to them, Ratatoskr pulled her to his tree where he watched the world unfold.

"Before you go screwin' around with those two, you need to do the deed and register the mouse race you created. Then you can go do whatever you want, lady."
"The name is Xoxi, and alright."

Xoxi went over to the globe of the world, marking races and locations of these races alike. Ratatoskr pulled a tiny switch as a small knife appeared over what seemed to be a crucible.

"Now I'm only gonna ask you this once. Cut yourself on the knife and make the blood pact go through."
"Pact?"
"Don't judge me for what I call this thing lady, you're the one who ruined my vacation."

Xoxi sighed, as she slit her wrist once over the knife. Blood dripping down into the crucible below.

As the blood drained away, a loud horn sounded through the nexus, signaling that a new race appeared on Earth. As the horn sounded, 1,000 Mycelings appeared in what remained of London.

"2 things. 1, ow. 2, I assume these are the Mycelings?"
"I mean if that's what you're calling these rodents, then yes."
"So what do I do with these things then."
"One thousand is a big number, so for a while they will be forming. In the meantime you can meet the other gods and goddesses around here, then go find a purple portal, which will take you to where the Mycelings reside now."
"Ok. Thank you Ratatoskr."
"No problem. Now go away so I can start my vacation."

Xoxi ran over to the other two gods in the Nexus, happily ready to greet them. Gyro, meanwhile, is asleep in Xoxi's bag, wrapped up in a blanket.

@rechonq@Cuccoruler
Xoxi ran up to the two gods she saw, rapidly approaching, excited to actually talk to two other people after having been alone for so long.
I'm having a ball making undertale miis with the 3ds camera.
Papyrus turned out so hilarious
@PerseusArchean
If I may make a suggestion, maybe his Spirit Animal as the Heart Form?
@BlackPanther
I found this.
@Banana
lol geez XD
thats great...Flowey being on the smaller side is more likely to be more like "Hey you're new around here...Let me help you come here" XD


Either way that dialogue would be pretty perfect.
Also all I can think of now is gangsta Flowey.
<Snipped quote by Banana>

How about no


I second that notion.
@BlackPanther

All I can think of is a Flowey saying "hey ladies, I'm ready for fertilizing if you catch my drift."
@BlackPanther
If I may interject, did Flowey see Xoxi and Ratatoskr?

I mean they were on the coastline.
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