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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@OtomostheCrazy
In the words of Shia LaBeouf.
"Just, DO IT"
just gonna say i really want to do the Xoxi reaction to finding out cia killed everyone.
<Snipped quote by Ace of flames01>

I don't think this level of aggression is warranted. I made it clear before that I wasn't going to join in, but a couple of you asked me anyway, so I thought you might be unsatisfied if I didn't explain myself. What I mentioned isn't about standards; it's about what I personally enjoy, as an explanation for my departure. I am not by any stretch of the imagination a professional, and I wasn't demanding it of any of you. I do what I do because I enjoy it too. Do you honestly think I was criticizing for the sake of being mean? Preposterous. I was offering tidbits to think about: ideas and methods you might have not considered. So you know, I was lingering because of the possibility of getting interested again, and I also did not say that Divinus was better than this RP. I was thinking that if someone took my criticisms into consideration, I would shrug and give the RP a whole-hearted chance, but now that I've shown my true colors as some evil, critical troll I don't think a single person would be alright with that.

As a writer, who loves helping out other writers any way I can, I thought I could contribute a couple of notions that people could look at if they liked. Foolishly, perhaps, I assumed that people might 'enjoy' broadening their horizons as writers and improving. I had not anticipated that at a few less-than-coddling words someone might lash back at me so, and make me seem the villain. Please forgive me for my hateful, malicious, utterly odious comments--I'll crawl back into my hole and leave you to play in peace.


Sorry I don't mean to be rude or provoke anything...
but you really don't even need to be here.
We're again not authors as previously mentioned by someone else,
and we're not chaining you up like "join this rp now or we kill you".
In any case we just calmly asked you if you wanted to join, and a simple no would've been fine.
Also you really didn't have to say that this rp is garbage compared to your own.
I'm somewhat of a writer and good sir, I assure you, my style of writing can completely work with this.

Also giving in some form of resurrection isn't entirely horrible, as it gives people a second chance.
Mainly so they don't have to think of another character to use, but also for a bigger reason,
considering these are gods.

Good day.

~Local Produce

Edit: Also apologies to the current people in the rp if I provoked more of a flame war.
I'll be back in a while, gotta do a thing.
<Snipped quote by Banana>

nope! but Im sure Claire will
@Otomosthecrazy


This'll be an interesting event then.

Edit: wanna say I already know what Xoxi's gonna say in regards to hearing it. It also might be something that may provoke Sheogorath.
@Cuccoruler
My question is, will Cia tell Xoxi she caused the fall of the entire human race?
@Cuccoruler@OtomostheCrazy@rechonq

Xoxi stops running, fishes through her bag, and finally starts talking.

"The name is Xoxi. I made a thing and now I'm here. Also hello llllllllady you seem rather enticing."

After doing some rummaging, Xoxi finally pulls out Gyro and places him on her head.

"Anyway yeah I'm new here, who are you people, what's this about a trial, and why does she look super nice?"

Xoxi said that last part while pointing to Cia, afterwards also extending an arm for her to get up with, and Gyro rested peacefully on top her head.

"...anyway yeah so I heard something about a trial?"
@Banana@Cuccoruler@rechonq

Now this can go a number of ways...or I could have Claire mess with everyone by putting some moves on Xoxi.


I would not mind.
<Snipped quote by rechonq>

*Sheogorath breaks into the OOC* Say what now!?!? No one can rival the deadric prince of madness!


<Snipped quote by Cuccoruler>

sorry, it just appears you might have a rival. She isn't quite on your level yet, but she certainly does some strange things.


*Xoxi breaks into the OOC* You guys fokkin wot. I'll have you know I'm not random, more or less I can't give two craps in most situations. Check yerself before you wreck yerselves m80s

Edit: But really though they would probably be a perfect rival pair.

Double edit: Gonna fix the 4th wall too. *pushes Xoxi back into the nexus*

Triple Edit: gonna say one last thing before bed, Xoxi will hit on a lot of people.
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