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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by Banana>

Cythlla has no idea what hentai is...

also, cythlla is just as much of a pain in the but as him. And the smoke doesn't make someone always go mad, it also creates illusions kinda. But if you say he knows its and illusion and does nothing then there will be problems...

Also please stop using that super dark blue, it's really hard to read.


Ah. Okay for both.

Edit: Tweaked my last post and replaced Hentai with something about the same.
How'd I do with the Tlevran comments towards Cythlla?
He's a douchey character, so his intent was to be mean.
@Ace of flames01
:D My Apologies then!

(。・ω・。) Are Plot is strong! Love shapes, horny gods/goddess, slight pandemonium, naked women, pervets, cussing *puts on shades* This is turning into w School/Romance/Harem/Slice of Pizza(life) anime!!!! ヽ(≧ω≦)ノ We're amazing!!!


*tips wine glass* Truly.
@Cuccoruler@OtomostheCrazy

Clearly embarrassed that Cia saw her half-naked, Xoxi quickly puts a shirt on.

"Personally I'd love to jam a fist into the breast of that seductress, but we probably should focus on some other stuff right now, calm us all down, maybe just give us a break from all this shit. Who wants to see how Italy is doing... or better yet how about the states? Arizona had the remaining humans, and who knows, maybe we'll run into the seductress so I can jam my fist in her side. I vote we go to the land of the free and home of the brave if we go anywhere."

Xoxi had a small letter on her nightstand saying "DON'T OPEN IT", along with some knick-knacks, and an empty box of pizza. Clearly this was a homicide.

"I mean I'd say you and Claire hash it out for who's the ultimate factor in deciding where the hell we go if we go anywhere."

Xoxi opened her laptop and worked on the plan while the two women hashed it out over what the decision was.

@Cuccoruler
Tlevran raised his blade up out of another squidchild. The blade is tipped green with blue specks.

"How do you plan on turning a mad god into more of a mad god? I've lived for thousands of years, after having slain both my mother and father. I have little emotion, little girl, and I suggest I reap about 20 more of these squidchildren so I don't have to take out my anger on you."

Tlevran was most definitely not affected by the gas. Even if he was it probably wasn't a good idea to make a god that had barely any feeling of mercy insane.

"...wait... are you the bastard child of Cthulhu? Hehe, no wonder why you have such an attraction to tentacles, otherwise I would've imagined you've seen so much tentacle porn that you couldn't contain your fetishes. Also nice try with the illusions."

Tlevran gave Cythlla the feeling that she was about to have a bad time.
@Cuccoruler
Tlevran is gonna be the douchiest bag here in the moment. Just saying.
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hmmm I guess I can see that.. but it would have to be a very big form of gluttony... I may be able to use Marie to insight a different form of such a thing.

There is still the problem of sloth though.. I need someone for that, someone who refrains from doing something when they really should be doing something... Rhona might be possible for that. though I need a way to do such a thing.


Flemmings, because he's doing jackshit right now.
@Banana

I actually implied in the last chapter (you weren't in that one)


Ah. Makes sense.
@Banana



no i have but that sounded hilarious to me.

Also Yuki is a lesbian?
Damn I feel like Xoxi would get right along with her.

Edit: Made it less pervy than it was originally.
@Banana@BlackPanther

He ain't doing that. I can assure you. Claire isn't looking for a lay, and she ain't getting teased into heat like a horse. Yuki is a lesbian hoping to meet Hecate again, and Miriam...You can guess what she'd prefer over sex.


"...she ain't getting teased into heat like a horse."
A class mate put an empty coke bottle in my backpack. I ran up to him and called out his name. When he finally turned around I yelled "THIS BITCH IS EMPTY YEE!" And then chucked it at him. It hit him on the head and he said "oh! Try me bitch!"

I go to the best school ever.


Sounds amazing.
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