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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Stride took the letter and continued to listen to Yashar. Even though he was old, prude, and possibly going to die at the end of this adventure at the hands of this half elf, he decided that he did deserve an apology. Although the mage was already inside, the saucer above Stride flew up through a window and spoke to the mage.

"Thank ya for the stuff Yashar... and sorry about bein' a bit rude back there. I-It was uncalled fer."

Back on the ground, Stride walked over to the ogre and handed him the letter. The ogre seemed like a kind soul, and although ogres aren't the smartest, this guy seemed like a genius for ogre standards.

"Since I don't need anything from the blacksmith, and I asked fer gear for "Wolfie", would it be fine if ya' took this note to the smithy behind the inn? I need to head to the marketplace and heal my mouth. The stables should be at the front of the city, but if you can't find 'em, come find me in the marketplace and we'll find the stables together, okay...?"

Stride waited for the ogre's response before departing, in pursuit of the healers in the marketplace.
It's either @KRIEEEG's or @Turbowraith's turn to post, right?
@OtomostheCrazy
It's fine bro, take your time.
@KRIEEEG
I'll try to. A non-paladin teaching a possible-paladin to smite will be hard though.
@KRIEEEG
Screw it, I'll have Stride go to the stables and ask Tugrok if he can smite because he looked like a paladin, only to have his head somehow fuse with a nearby pumpkin and make a Halloween Demilich so @Turbowraith isn't the only undead of the party.

New Race: Pumpkin Half Elf.
@KRIEEEG
I am completely fine with the latter option of becoming a reverse demilich, and heck let's put a pumpkin on my head and rename me to Jack Stride.

Anyone opposed?
@6slyboy6
But the elf tried giving armor for da Woggha.

@KRIEEEG
Probably, but this is more of a quick fix until then, and hopefully it comes soon.
That being the case, if Tugrok is a Paladin, could he smite the curse off me, with only minor limb loss?
@KRIEEEG
How about I make it not work during the beginning of a summon, therefore you get dribbly dialogue until like 3 or 4 posts after the summon was destroyed. Will you accept it?
@KRIEEEG
Honestly if the orc could even destroy it I could summon another Saucer, unless Yashar wanted to give me my request for the advance item and possibly something to double my summons.

Edit: I should write a book of business practices and call it "Swindling Dick Wizards."
@KRIEEEG
I'd figure that the occasional spit would happen, one mouth can only hold so much se-- cu-- saliva.

The saucer was a good idea though, right? Having summons in a standard situation works out well for the long run.
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