If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."
@KRIEEEG I'll try to. A non-paladin teaching a possible-paladin to smite will be hard though.
@KRIEEEG I just realized I can't do this. Reading through the old OOC is hilarious btw.
Edit: I've been dead for a good while. I should probably start making a spare CS in case Tugrok the Holy-Shit-He's-A-Paladin can't save the life of me.
Age: Unknown, but believed to be in his early 50s.
Appearance: (will post picture later)
The Muscle Wizard is an older man, standing at a good 6'4". If his name didn't make it obvious enough, he is a very muscular man, to the point where he looks similar to Goku's body style. He wears two wristbands, both with a symbol for Earth. He has a white mustache in the shape of biceps, and he wears a torn tunic around his waist, as well as somewhat-baggy grey pants. He also somehow found a pair of shutter shades, which he wears constantly as a sign of his badassery.
Abilities: Aside from being able to literally lift a small house, he has developed two different styles of combat, mainly involving his claim to fame, which is being a badass and punching the shit out of everything.
"I CAST FIST" The Muscle Wizard punches something so powerful it creates a mini-explosion, damaging his hand a small bit in the process, as well as whatever he just punched.
Champion Style The Muscle Wizard has perfected a style of combat he's called his own, where it relies on the air to deal heavy damage from both momentum and from an advantage point. His Qi helps with this, as he can spring through the air with a pillar made from stone pushing him upwards.
Affinity: His primary Qi is Earth, which he uses for transportation methods, whereas he lifts a slab of solid rock with his understanding of how the Qi works, and uses it to fly around and for shelter. He strictly does not use it for direct combat, as he is devout to as fair of a fight as he can get. He is secondarily versed in Aether Qi, although he uses this strictly for elongating his life span.
Personality: The Muscle Wizard is a very bold and brave kind of man. He is very impulsive, and if diplomacy is not the answer, and intimidation isn't either, he will give you a fight that you will remember. His favorite color is orange, and he treats all life like it was an equal to him.
History: There is very little known about this very peculiar wizard. Some say he was created as a gift from the gods, while others say he's a crazy nutcase that is very particular about his body. The truth is... he was an average man like you and me, except he wasn't excited about his life. Once he obtained a knowledge of Qi, and learned how to adapt it himself, he wanted to become a unique life. One that would go down in history for a long time to come. As such, he devoted himself to working out, and one day, he was ready to conquer the world as his new name.
Equipment: He brings around a small kitten named Chowder (we're talking like a runt of a litter), who rides around in a pocket of his tunic.
Other: He is still a mortal, and can be killed like any other mortal. He's just built so well that it's hard to even scratch him.
@PKMNB0Y He may secondary in Aether so he can elongate his life span. Strictly that, he doesn't want to heal his wounds or anything, all he wants is to live longer so more things can have fist casted upon them.
@PKMNB0Y If I proceed with an application, would it be fine to have a wizard who only uses Qi for flight, and is very muscular and only fights using fists?
If you somehow dig through what is left of the inn, sure, why not?
Worst case scenario, we can animate your head to turn it in a radio thingie.
Dude. I have 5 words with that idea.
Sound Cannon on a Wagon.
We just use the head with the music (and some mighty fine mechanics from the gob) and we literally make peoples ears bleed from the intensity of the music.
Unfortunately we'd probably receive secondhand deafness, but who cares, we're killing enemies with a cannon made from a drooling elf that fires a goddamn torrent of ear rape.
I can already imagine the crime scene.
"Sir, we have... um... information, regarding the murders?" "Well speak up then!" "The victim's head... um... exploded, and had salivation from a male half-elf in his blood." "Was he gay?" "No, and the elf has been deceased for a good while." "What else was there?" "...his ears came off, and were mainly fine aside from the blood running down the lobe." "What the fuck...?"
[center][h3][u]Well hello.[/u][/h3]
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm [color=00aeef]Gardevoiran[/color], just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."[/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">Well hello.</span></div><br>I guess I should introduce myself, huh.<br><br>I'm <font color="#00aeef">Gardevoiran</font>, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.<br><br>I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.<br><br><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://ko-fi.com/U7U1HBS5"><img src="https://az743702.vo.msecnd.net/cdn/kofi1.png?v=0" /></a><br><br>I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not. <br><br>I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.<br><br>"What do you call a cow with two legs?"<br>"Lean beef."</div></div>