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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@KRIEEEG
I'll try to. A non-paladin teaching a possible-paladin to smite will be hard though.


@KRIEEEG
I just realized I can't do this. Reading through the old OOC is hilarious btw.

Edit: I've been dead for a good while. I should probably start making a spare CS in case Tugrok the Holy-Shit-He's-A-Paladin can't save the life of me.
@PKMNB0Y
I understand where you're coming from. I'll work on a better application and retry.

Edit: Actually, upon second thought this one may not be for me. Sorry for the inconvenience, but I'm gonna pass on this one.
@PKMNB0Y

@PKMNB0Y
He may secondary in Aether so he can elongate his life span. Strictly that, he doesn't want to heal his wounds or anything, all he wants is to live longer so more things can have fist casted upon them.
@PKMNB0Y
I assume I can still do it? Sweet baby Jesus.

I'll get to work on an application, I'm also hand-drawing this wizard.
@PKMNB0Y
I imagine Earth Qi makes you like an earthbender from Avatar. I always wondered something.

Could an earthbender lift the ground underneath them? Enter, how he flies.

Also, exactly what kind of character I wanted to make. The muscle wizard.
@PKMNB0Y
If I proceed with an application, would it be fine to have a wizard who only uses Qi for flight, and is very muscular and only fights using fists?
<Snipped quote by Banana>

If you somehow dig through what is left of the inn, sure, why not?

Worst case scenario, we can animate your head to turn it in a radio thingie.


Dude. I have 5 words with that idea.

Sound Cannon on a Wagon.

We just use the head with the music (and some mighty fine mechanics from the gob) and we literally make peoples ears bleed from the intensity of the music.

Unfortunately we'd probably receive secondhand deafness, but who cares, we're killing enemies with a cannon made from a drooling elf that fires a goddamn torrent of ear rape.

I can already imagine the crime scene.

"Sir, we have... um... information, regarding the murders?"
"Well speak up then!"
"The victim's head... um... exploded, and had salivation from a male half-elf in his blood."
"Was he gay?"
"No, and the elf has been deceased for a good while."
"What else was there?"
"...his ears came off, and were mainly fine aside from the blood running down the lobe."
"What the fuck...?"
I have a very important question now. One that is crucial to this team.

Was the pumpkin saved? The music box was burned in it, and it's the only way to play music.
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