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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

I love this concept. I want to make an application but now I can't decide between the characters I would go with. I do want a robot character though, that's guaranteed.
Kargool the Vanillite

@Iatos@Shiny Keldeo
The Vanillite looked at the Flareon's confused face, and felt like this was a bit unsettling to her, considering Relay did ask to look into her mind which was a bit... well... really interesting. A simple 'Could you tell us if there was anything of note about the culprit?' probably would've sufficed, and avoided a rather awkward encounter. "Miss, I promise to you that we will get your money back."

In Kargool's mind, he heard Relay tell him to get ready, and figuring that Relay was still reading his mind, Kargool thought his response. "Say the word and I'll be ready to follow."
@Zero Hex
I mean ok.
@Blight Bug
Is it weird that I want to put down the glass ball and then punch Pan Chao in the dick?

Edit: I don't mean to be rude to you directly, it just seems like Pan Chao as a character is so douchey. If that's what you were going for then holy shit it worked.
The Expendable looked at what Ichiru spat up and almost choked on nothing. A hoshi no tama... the very embodiment of a kitsune's powers. Clearly, this fox wasn't joking about taking down Anjou, and since he just purged his source of power straight out of his gullet, that was just enough to trust him with taking down the fox. He picked up the ball with his arm and held it.

"I'm gonna hold this, that's all I want to do."

Ichiru then spoke again, this time looking at the pumpkin. "Anjou has acquired quite a lot of power, but he is no god. I do believe that you stand a chance, but only if you first break his network of servants. Much of his power comes from others, and even if an individual somehow became stronger than him, they would not be stronger than the combined might of his armies. I can help you break this network, and make him vulnerable to your attack when the time comes. Now, would you like my guidance, or would you like to vandalize my shrine further?"

The Expendable was offended by the last sentence. Even though he was pretty sure it was directed as the raggedy man. However, no time to focus was had, as the pumpkin child knew EXACTLY who he wanted dead first.

"...we need to take down his generals? If my input means anything to this group, I would very much like to take my hand and shove it in the ribcage of the one who's in charge of... of... that mountain city. I forgot it's name I haven't been there in so long, but all I know is that he deserves to have a mighty fist of justice spearheaded directly into his chest." If it wasn't obvious to the group, the Expendable had a major grudge against this general.
@Lady Amalthea
Thanks.

If you're ever desperate for a wizard, give me a ping and I can probably whip a character sheet up and use it.
Ok maybe not. There is a very large amount of stuff on the CS and I think it's turning me away from this. It's also really difficult finding a decent Gnome Wizard picture. Apologies for the sudden just "Hey this looks cool I may join."
@Lady Amalthea
I noticed not a lot of casters, time to become a wizard!
Jesus this is still accepting? I'm not even mad.

I am mad, however, at the lack of gnomes. I may come by with an application in the future.
@KRIEEEG
You put the mental picture of Krieg from Borderlands 2 calmly stroking a banana and whispering to it sweetly in my head.

Edit: Also, now I'm just waiting for the moment where something super gay happens in the party and everyone just stops to say no homo.
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