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Who here likes cuddles?
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If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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Alrighty, seems we've got a good old group of interested folks together for this. I don't know how this is gonna turn out in the long run, but we'll never know unless we experience it for ourselves!

I'll try and get the actual setting up soon, I'm still thinking about how I'm going to be setting up the CS. I know the basic things I want on it, but I'm still finishing it.
I'm getting spaghetti vibes from Bone Man.


What?

edit: GODDAMMIT YOU PUT PAPYRUS IN MY HEAD
Bonesword



When the skeleton finally landed on the ground with the chain, he staggered when he tried to stand back up from the fall and fell to his knee. The swordsman felt a very sharp pain in his leg when he tried to stand, so he checked underneath his pant leg, and to his misfortune, he found a cracked fibula, which was a terrible thing. He could not stand due to it's condition, and trying to dodge anything would just result in making the matter worse. No time to think about that though, as a very annoying succubus was rocketing through the air towards him, and was prepared to strike him down. With haste, Bonesword quickly turned around and drew his blade in a swift motion and pointed it towards the succubus, stabbing the illusion through the heart and making it disappear in a barrage of light.

The skeleton remained kneeling, not wishing to stand due to the risk of ruining his leg even more. The ground around him began sprouting small tufts of vegetation, and soon a pumpkin began growing to immense size beside him, with the inside of the pumpkin hollowing out and providing a place to sit in for protection. "...I respect you, succubus. Next time, don't count on being able to flee." The large pumpkin finished growing and sprouted legs made out of roots, and with one large claw it grabbed the wounded skeleton and put him inside the beast. It began running towards the Machina sidelines, while the skeleton looked out the top of the pumpkin beast back at the battlefield. Next time a battle broke out, he wanted to be either on the front lines or with a group of more able-bodied fighters instead of grunts.

With his sword sheathed and cape flowing in the wind, the skeleton had fled the scene.

Bonesword has retreated (regretfully).
@Cuccoruler
It has my avian fruit. I guess you are interested?
@KRIEEEG@6slyboy6
What is this "Roll20"?
@KRIEEEG
My character was based off my old Terraria character, so he has a few of my favorite spells from it which he uses.

He has the Xeno Staff, which summons a small little UFO to shoot lasers alongside him until it takes enough damage, then it dissipates into nothingness. He can only have one out at a time and it takes a while to summon another after it is destroyed. It can also relay messages and do simple commands.

He has the spell Golden Shower, which is not a fetish spell. It doesn't do a lot of initial damage, but debuffs the enemy making them take more damage from attacks as a whole. It's meant for general use and help take down a big customer.

He has the Life Drain Staff, which does what it's name implies. It also works as an AoE spell, which works for crowd control and such with that, and is proper for him being able to heal in the midst of battle, which is never a bad thing.

Each of the spells and staves work on a mana pool, which can be completely restored by drinking a mana potion that he carries on him. He will have a set of 5 potions after every town, and they are consumed automatically by a small relic he has on him called the Mana Flower. Typically he will restock at every trading post he can, refueling him to 5. Every other post where magic is used by him will consume a mana potion in combat.

Stride, finally, carries a red sword. It's his fall-back weapon if he can't cast anything due to no magic, and it's red purely for cosmetic reasons. Cool shit in my opinion.

Any questions?
Hello one and all. I am Banana, lord of the produce aisle, and this is the interest check for this setting.

I call it "A Good Old Dungeon Spelunk".

Simply put, you all as players would be delving into a dungeon in search of what I will know and what you will not know. Depending on whether or not this has a lot of traffic at the end of the dungeon will lead to my decision on if I continue this setting. If I do though, be prepared to make a bond with your fellow players, be it in character or out of complete spite.

The way your CS would be set up is with typical D&D Races, like the standard Human (which will be referred to as a Tall Dwarf), Elf, Gnome, Dwarf, Half-Orc, yadda yadda yadda, and including Kobold. Undead races are allowed to an extent, but nothing overpowered like "I HAVE A LICH OFF THE BAT". You can receive lichdom in character if you are evil, but no lich off the bat. There are 2 added races to this setting that I'd like to talk about below.

The Porc.

To all of you unfamiliar with Unforgotten Realms (not Forgotten Realms, in D&D), I first highly suggest you watch it on YouTube under the channel name of BruceWillakers, and I'll explain how porcs work.

Porcs are pig-orc hybrid... things... that are by nature, incredibly dumb and goofy. They cannot eat food like a normal person, and must regurgitate any solid food then consume it, or they can just eat like yogurt and soup. You're basically a giant anthropomorphic Pig-Beast that cannot eat solid food.

and the Two Headed Ogre.

This is an ogre with two heads. If you want to be a single body with two players controlling it, then you can grab a friend and you both share the character. One player is each head, and you can work together to accomplish a goal, or work against eachother and get nowhere. It's up to you two.

The CS will be figured out soon as well as the plot, and the current style that I'm going with is a class based system with alignment, like Clerics, Paladins, Rangers, and even Bards.

Any questions can be asked here, and I'll respond to them as soon as I can.

Also please be gentle on me. This is my first time as a GM.
"I understand that this is a bit of a... crazy situation, but I must tell you why I decided to tell you that story, as it may explain a lot." Ursaren spoke up as he sat on the log with an expression of utter knowledge washed over his face. He had no explanation at the time he told that story, but as he told it, he actually figured something out that he was unaware of. His similarity to the pirate king. It was actually strikingly similar, which completely caught Ursaren off guard, but he was glad he figured it out when he did, because he really wanted to join up with this group of adventurers.

"I am much like the pirate king Bopen. Sure, I may not be ageless, a pirate, or have a ring that made me king, but I don't have a crew to come back home to. My old adventuring pals are probably long-since dead from when I was last with them, and I have outlived those that were closest to me, even my dear old friend Jameson who died 2 years ago due to a curious illness. I tried to keep him alive for as long as I could, but eventually he...-" Ursaren actually had to wipe his eyes because he was tearing up. "... he passed on. Now old Ursaren is all alone with nobody to go back to his home to. Enough about that, though. I don't wish to dwell on my bad times." Ursaren wiped his eyes again, then continued speaking once more.

"I understand the werewolf question was a bit weird, but my old group about 40 years ago had a werewolf in it, and we kicked him out before he could do any more harm to the man who taught me how to wield this trident. If anything, I only have one request of you brave adventurers. Let me travel with you and help me feel what it is like to explore and brave the wilds once more, even if it's just for a little while." The old man was standing at this point, his trident on his back, his shield in his hand, and the sense of wisdom flowing in the air.
We have amassed another following. I'm excited.
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