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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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Sure man. Don't be a shitlord and we'll be fine.

@Turbowraith@KRIEEEG@6slyboy6@Pikmin Eye@Oraculum@dragonmancer@supertinyking@The Fated Fallen
IF YOU ShITS ARE STILL DOWN FOR THIS SETTING, WE GON TRY TO REBOOT.
Alrighty then. I have an idea of how Ursaren would answer to the question of why he told a story.
I take a break from reading the OOC of this and what do I come back to find?

A shit load of math.

If any of you guys want to get into Sun and Moon competitive battling and have no idea where to start, let me know. I've been around the ropes for a while and I'm willing to share my shitty knowledge.
The crusader nodded and dunked his mace in the slog hastily, he saw the armless demon was hostile towards this ragtag group, and he decided that if that demon went lights-out, it'd provide an easier time against the rest of this prison. Let's hope Kritch could find Betty soon, or this mission would be a bust. The crusader ran towards the armless demon with his shield raised to avoid any deadly hits to his chest or head, and to push anybody out of his way. Once he got close enough for a hit he quickly ran his mace on the ground and it happened to spark up. He had one shot at this, and he took it.

With a swift bringing-down of his mace onto the head of the demon, with the orange shield blocking it, his mace igniting mid-air from the sparks finally catching it, the demon was utterly BLASTED with a face full of napalm. If that didn't kill the kid, it'd at least stagger him long enough for the crusader to yell orders at the group. If he needed to take initiative, he would gladly do it.

He turned to face the two teammates pulling off a Hodor-esque maneuver. "DEPRAVE! GROG! GO HELP OLD N OUT WITH HIS SITUATION!" The knight then turned to face the polluted poltergeist. "VILE! GO FIND OUR RAT AND HELP HIM!" He finally finished off his various commands with him turning to face Toby and yelling. "TOBIAS! GET SOMEONE COMPETENT AND GET IN HERE WITH ME!" Hopefully this would work out in the groups favor.
"What am I doing out here? Well I'll tell ya what I'm not doing out here, dying! Ha-Ha!" To be completely honest, Ursaren didn't know why he was out there himself. He couldn't remember for the life of him how he got there. He wanted an adventure, as previously mentioned, but that's all he could tell you if he had the chance to. He spoke again with his usual tone of jolliness.

"Who wants to hear the story of Bopen the Skeleton King?" The old man enthusiastically said, as he sat on a nearby log and began to tell a story, without anyones permission. This would soon grow to be commonly known amongst the adventurers that the old man told stories all the time without any context.

"There once was a pirate,
named B O P E N.
He was ageless from the beginning,
and was ageless till the end.

He was captain of a ship
who killed and who stole,
any and all treasure
because that was his goal.

To take all for himself,
and leave none for the rest.
Your life or your Magic,
that was his quest.

He would venture out alone,
with nothing but a Black Ring.
The crew waited for his return,
and while waiting would sing.

'Hopen for the Bopen
We pirates will sing.
Surrender your treasure,
or Death we will bring.

Hopen for the Bopen
And plunder the shrine.
Your gold is now gone,
your Life is now mine'

Bopen's power was hidden,
in a Ring of all things.
Forged by the gods,
this Ring made him King.

For no one could slay him,
and soon everyone would fall.
Bopen took all he could find,
no treasure was too small.

Soon he had stolen everything,
and taken all the lives.
With none left to plunder,
his crew would soon die.

And then Bopen was alone,
with no one left to betray.
For ageless is a curse,
that locks your spirit away.

Those who fear death
will always be afraid.
Because all things must live,
and all things must fade."


Once the old man finished his story, a well-made blanket was surrounding the Vrettonian woman (@The Fated Fallen) and a snowglobe was given to the lizard (@POOHEAD189). Ursaren had no use for the snowglobe and felt like it was a good gift to offer, while that blanket suited the Vrettonian well, as it matched her eyes and would keep her warm in times of cold temperatures. The old man was sitting happily with a tankard of ale obtained from who-knows-where and pleasantly awaited the others to continue the conversation.
@Lucius Cypher
Ping.

@KoL Learn something new every day.
I feel like I made a meh post. Also forgot to tag people in it so gonna make that edit.
Bonesword



When the axe started to fly, the skeleton flew through the air with it, his arm almost coming clean off his frame and soaring back to the succubus. It was a very hard tug on him, but the skeleton chuckled as he simply let go of the axe right after it flew out of the ground and into the air, just enough for him to get a very high jump out of the momentum he gained from the axe. He saw the ground break beneath him as he launched into the air, and he also saw his smaller trees snap off into the air, from either the pressure of the shockwave or maybe because of the axe. Either way he had sticks whizzing in the air beside him, which was very convenient for him.

He analyzed his situation with a very small amount of detail. He had sticks, was about a good... seventy? Eh, sixty-five feet in the air, and saw the succubus a good 50 feet away, also airborne. This was probably not a good situation to try and get closer, since he couldn't control his flight path, but he could control where he threw sticks, so that's what he did. He sheathed his sword and grabbed one of the flying sticks, his eyes surging as his hand glowed. The Sharpswordsman entered the scene and threw each stick he could grab nearby in the air towards the succubus, totaling at 7. It was a long distance, so he would be inaccurate, but if it worked it may just be great. He saw the chain going for him from the succubus' makeshift whip, and reacted by grabbing onto that after he threw the seventh stick and began to climb it. "I guess you can say I'm already coming onto you!"

@Lucius Cypher
@Mega Birb
It's definitely being used during my main adventure. Current team is that, Dartrix, and Oricorio.
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