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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts



Edit: @Kafka Komedy Sign me up.
Ok so I got a bit carried away with a few RPs I'm in, and I have to drop a few to keep my sanity while my new classes start. I gotta drop for now, but like a few other people, expect me to possibly return within time once I get my life together and all that.
@Crossfire
The most musical of this bunch of rookies was already there recruiting any passing n00bs for the Skeleton Army. To all, he was not known as someone who cared for conversation. He was not known for the insane 720 noscope headshots he did on a daily basis. He was known for providing trumpet solos that supplied the listeners with the holiest supply of calcium known to man. Mr Skeltal was in the top 10 CoD:BO3 Zombies leaderboard from his mlg skills with his knife strats and his most mlg of sniper rifles. He downgraded to a Barrett .50 cal for this team though, as he didn't want to blind them with his ultimate power just yet. As the skeleton approached the Steam Heli-carrier, he pulled out his trumpet and played a holy rhythm for everyone around.

*Never Gonna Give You Up, but it's dooted*
The crusader had thrown their helmet across the ground in a desperate attempt to get the cloud of air infused with a napalm out of their eyes and lungs. The young Toby saw that the knight was struggling to breathe and rushed over to see if he would be alright after getting all of this crud out of his system, but as Toby would soon find out, the knight was not the man he seemed... or a man at all.

Where Jonathan Light once stood, a slightly ravishing woman was on her knees and hands, coughing up smoke. Her hair was cut shortly in order to fit into the thrown-aside helmet. Through the coughs that were expelled from her, you could hear a confident and slightly feminine voice, and her frame was actually rather slim, and under the armor you could barely see a fair bit of padding under it. This was Jennifer Light, the crusader that faked an identity to join the ranks of the Pope's army many centuries ago.

She looked back towards the prison, now loud with the chanting of once rioting prisoners, still coughing away with a slightly accented voice. "Nefas is - hyeck - taken down now... we have a - chyech - chance at getting out of - bleck - here... glorious." The knight continued to cough after that.
@Mega Birb
Assuming she does... Sliske is done for.


This took like 5 minutes to write.
EDIT: Now I have to add a bio. Damn.
@Mega Birb
What about Flamelords character? Doesn't she need to breathe?
o ye bb im gon be a skeltal
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