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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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3000 get.

In other news... what's going on over here my friendos?

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@Mega Birb
BOY AM I GLAD I'M A SKELETON THAT CANNOT BREATHE, THA - Sliske has to deal with Iona now.


SKELTAL REPORTING FOR DOOTY
"Time to answer some questions I suppose?"

Stride shook free and stared at the group in front of him. He didn't blame them for wondering what was going on, as it was kind of confusing at the time. The only real thing he could do right now was explain what was going on.

"Ok, so as Khri'zhatt witnessed, I was brutally decapitated by the orc that's with us in this ragtag group. While I thought I was a surefire goner, I woke up in some sort of purgatory, where I met the actual Death itself and her servant, Tim. There she told me that she had a lot on me for accomplishing this goal, which is retrieving a magical book that may already be pursued by some do-gooders. This must be where you guys met those mages who took my body here to be resurrected allowing me to continue this mission... er... get it started. Anyway, now that I'm here, we can continue this crazed quest for the damnable book."

This would've been rather serious, had Stride's head not rolled off at the end of the explanation and landed on the ground with a thud, quickly followed by "Ow fuck!". It was an interesting sight to behold, a headless half-elf stammering around looking for it's head, followed by it being screwed back on in the same manner of fashion and the elf looking back onto the party with a smirk.

"Who's ready to go fetch a book and get paid?"
I AM THE 101ST POST WOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Just Ursaren is alright. I'm not one for big names." responded Ursaren to Jezebeths question about what she should call him. He felt a sense of relief wash over him as the knight accepted his offer. To think that she was once confined within the dark feelings within her, only to then be brought out by this old soul was incredible, and a sight that would be cherished for the remainder of Ursaren's short life... or maybe long life. The priest didn't know how long he had left at this point, and if Jezebeth was his mark on the world, than by Maestus he was gonna leave her on a good note!

Ursaren stepped back for a second and skimmed over Jezebeth's current condition, and this was when he noticed that she had a slowly spreading spot of crimson forming around her left knee. The old man raised his eyebrow at it and spoke again. "Jezebeth, your leg is bleeding... and pretty badly at that. Give me a slight second here..." The old man stabbed his trident into the ground and got down onto his knees, raising a hand to Jezebeth's injured leg, and a warm blue glow enveloped where the wound was. To Jezebeth, this was a bit of a stinging feeling, but it would soon be followed by the relief of a mended wound. Ursaren knew his fair share of healing spells and alchemy, so this wasn't a hefty struggle to uphold for him.

Once all had been said and done, he looked to Calanon with a nod and exclaimed to the group. "Who wants to go kill some dragons?" The priest wasn't one for lollygagging, and if he was to help get Jezebeth back on the road to a happier life, he saw no better way than to try and fight the dragon in order to bring out the true knight she once was. Either that or Ursaren could convince the party that his curse was something he could control with an iron fist.
The PRT Building

Ruben had a lot to take in, especially the offer to actually sign on as a cape. There was no way that he would turn this opportunity down in a million years. It was an insane offer, and one the hacker never would've thought he could have had offered to him like this. With a smile on his face, he began to speak again with a tone of confidence. "It does. I would love to be a part of this organization." Things looked up for the hacker, and it felt incredible to have these opportunities that he never would've imagined to actually take. It almost felt like... well... some sort of dream come true for him. There was only one question that he had now, and he had to ask it to the director. "Will I still be known as Overlook? I'd much like to keep that as my persona for this organization."

The Streets of Denver

Gaia rushed into the car and watched as Retcon sped away from the warehouse that a whole lot of crazy shit happened in. From the sudden arrival of the cops, to the recovery of the information the twins needed and the finale of meeting Retcon and evading any persecution they could've been charged with, that warehouse had seen it all. The twins were both relieved that they did meet this strange clown and that he helped them get away, but they were both stumped on why he did it. Then he brought up the fact that Gaia said 'fuck me sideways' and he asked if the two had anywhere they needed to go. "Yeah actually... drop us off at the apartments on the westernmost side of Denver please... and... if you don't mind me asking, why did you help us back there?" Dunn stayed silent in Gaia's mind, as he was curious why Retcon helped the twins in the first place.
Bonesword
~Alchemist's Castle~


Bonesword began choking from the holy light binding him. It was incredibly painful to say the least, with the skeleton being a demon and all that fun shit. He fidgeted until he heard the speech come from Iona, who would be responsible for the judgement of all the Machina there at the current time, and it actually made the swordsman think about his life. He waited and allowed the other Machina to speak before him as the skeleton began to remember what he had done in his life and if he had truly committed any sin that could not be forgiven.

Bonesword wondered what sins he could've even committed in his life. Everyone was guilty of sin, but the swordsman struggled to think of what he could've done to deserve a pass of judgement... but then it hit him. The first demon settlement he was a part of so long ago and the raid that caused him to leave. That day, he took so many lives away from those who defended their home... all those people... sure, he did it initially because he was blinded by the sense of brotherly love and family he shared with the demons who he once called friends. It was long forgotten to the swordsman, but now that it's been resurfaced to him... he felt remorse and regret from it. The new question is, has Bonesword payed for these crimes... and honestly the skeleton felt he had. After the long period of loneliness that followed the killing of the demons, he met the one who he loved more than anything else, and he watched her grow up under his guidance. He then saw as her life was taken from right in front of his eyes, and the pain he felt from that was indescribable. That day he vowed to defend humans until he was to perish doing so, and since then he has been doing that.

He looked up at Juno, and waited for others to go before him before he spoke. He felt he had done enough for the moment with the card he called, and until it was time for him to try and defend himself, he waited.

@Lmpkio @Grombus @KoL @floodtalon @The 42nd Gecko @Mega Birb @Awesomoman64 @Ryonara @Flamelord @Lucius Cypher @Lonewolf685 @TheWindel
@Banana

Sorry, someone had to be the Miyu for the Machina. :P


I feel like Miyu and Bonesword would become fast friends now.

Also true with Ni-Mu.
@KoL
There's only one thing I can really do now...

Hope that Iona is merciful and she lets one of the Machina free so they can continue the trials.
@TheWindel
I TRIED AND I'M SORRY I AM BAD AT BEING A CREDIT TO THE TEAM!
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