... did... did I help the Machina? Or did I screw us up even more? THIS IS GENUINELY CONFUSING.
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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."
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Tibulus has a spark in his eyes. He was irritated by the bounty hunter, but he had to admit that Stryker would have his uses on this team. He decided that if a fight was to break out between the two that it would be settled behind closed doors and with the skeleton coming out on top. This was to be ignored for the time being, as the captain came out again and broke up the feud that was going on between the skeleton and the bounty hunter was interrupted by the head-honcho coming out and grabbing everyones attention. Before the skeleton went with the honcho and took the tour, there was a restrained girl in a wheelchair who complemented his appearance, and who also adorably didn't know what gender the skeleton was. "It's sir."
The tour was less than interesting than normal, to be honest. It was a basic run through of the freighter and what it was designed to do, where everything was, and what the crew could do. Once the honcho asked if there were any questions, the others within this group asked about a few things, one of them being about private rooms, another being about guns, and the final one being about what the first mission would be. Tibulus simply wanted to know one thing about the ship, and he proceeded to ask it. "Where's the pilots chair at?" Tibulus would probably just bunk there for the time he was with this crew, and he'd like it to stay that way for a good while. The girl who was restrained could visit though, she seemed cool.
The tour was less than interesting than normal, to be honest. It was a basic run through of the freighter and what it was designed to do, where everything was, and what the crew could do. Once the honcho asked if there were any questions, the others within this group asked about a few things, one of them being about private rooms, another being about guns, and the final one being about what the first mission would be. Tibulus simply wanted to know one thing about the ship, and he proceeded to ask it. "Where's the pilots chair at?" Tibulus would probably just bunk there for the time he was with this crew, and he'd like it to stay that way for a good while. The girl who was restrained could visit though, she seemed cool.
@Lonewolf685
Great. Now I gotta find some plants that can survive in the cold...
Great. Now I gotta find some plants that can survive in the cold...
@Mega Birb
Dude, have Syphax water it with the Absinthe Blue.
Dude, have Syphax water it with the Absinthe Blue.
@Lonewolf685
It's all good, saving Charlie for the next round and gonna note his existence in Bonesword's CS. Expect a few snapdragons in the maze for any unwary fools, and maybe a few snake plants.
It's all good, saving Charlie for the next round and gonna note his existence in Bonesword's CS. Expect a few snapdragons in the maze for any unwary fools, and maybe a few snake plants.
@TheWindel
Ok. Gonna start rewording my last post.
Ok. Gonna start rewording my last post.
@TheWindel
Ok. Saving Charlie's existence for next round.
Can I replace his current existence with like... a few smaller plant beings?
Ok. Saving Charlie's existence for next round.
Can I replace his current existence with like... a few smaller plant beings?
@The 42nd Gecko
I'm worried too now.
@TheWindel
Read the recent Bonesword post. It's a basil-isk Bonesword was growing for quite a while, talking like months while.
If need be, he can be a creation made right there that was nicknamed Charlie. Honestly it's just a giant snake made from basil. Either that or I'll remove his existence entirely because nobody has responded to Charlie existing as of me posting this in the OOC.
I'm worried too now.
@TheWindel
Read the recent Bonesword post. It's a basil-isk Bonesword was growing for quite a while, talking like months while.
If need be, he can be a creation made right there that was nicknamed Charlie. Honestly it's just a giant snake made from basil. Either that or I'll remove his existence entirely because nobody has responded to Charlie existing as of me posting this in the OOC.
@Lonewolf685
*opens mouth to speak*
... fuck I can't actually reason how Charlie is there. I was under an impression the castle stood over the void on like a small island.
Maybe Charlie is magic? He has eaten a lot of Bonesword's magical demon arms and he's eaten more bibles and crosses than you'd think.
*opens mouth to speak*
... fuck I can't actually reason how Charlie is there. I was under an impression the castle stood over the void on like a small island.
Maybe Charlie is magic? He has eaten a lot of Bonesword's magical demon arms and he's eaten more bibles and crosses than you'd think.
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