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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Mega Birb
Um... don't want to be that guy but...

*Emu
@Mega Birb
Not me please. Charlie would be too heavy of a loss.
Bonesword
~Alchemist's Castle~


Bonesword was watching the horrible scene unfold in front of his eye sockets. It was utter chaos, with Daimyos exploding, force pushes, demon doppelgangers (Thank fuck Bonesword fought for the Machina), and the somewhat-quake getting even harder. It was a noticeable rumbling at this point, and from the sounds of whatever was coming, it would be there in the heart of the battle quite soon. With a flash of a smile and a mad dash towards the elevators, the rumbling vanished without a trace. Bonesword felt like it would at least cause a bit of a distraction for the Demons and Angels. Over the Machina comms, the skeleton spoke again."I'm gonna try and steal the elevator from Henry. Ignore the rumbling that just occurred, that was something I'm gonna deploy the next round." With a quick flash of green flaring up from Boneswords eyes, he threw two of his shitty non-magical swords in front of Henry's path, hopefully causing him to stumble and allowing the swordsman to get into the elevator before Henry.

While throwing the swords, the skeleton began calling to Hohenheim for something. "Hohenheim! Calling a card draw, aimed at Angels. Thank you!" @KoL

@Lmpkio @Grombus @floodtalon @The 42nd Gecko @Mega Birb @Awesomoman64 @Ryonara @Flamelord @Lucius Cypher @Lonewolf685 @TheWindel
@Mega Birb@Awesomoman64
I was thinking Dry Baby.

@TheWindel
MAN I JUST KNOW SHE'LL LOVE WHAT BONESWORD HAS
COOKED UP!


EDIT: It's name is Charlie by the way.
@The 42nd Gecko
I mean, if it makes it better here's a small fact.

He can speak parsleytongue.
@The 42nd Gecko
That'd be comedic and hilarious.

@Mega Birb
do it. get syphax to take boneswords skull with him if bonesword dies

Also, I have puns and snakes in my next post.
@TheWindel
If I do this, you better give Bonesword a lightsaber after this battle.

You don't have to but please do.
@Mega Birb
There's still one free elevator right?
@TheWindel
Fuck now I'm at an impasse.

Aim at Machina to try and roll the Fool to unfuck us...

or aim at Angels to try and fuck them...

Decisions.

I was gonna save my draw for the last challenge and use it on whatever Hohenheim's alignment was, so the probably-abomination-of-abominable-abominations would hopefully be fucked.
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