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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Mega Birb
I can imagine Syphax just looking at it with a smile.

"Bonehead? Y'made this thing? Solid job, now watch me kill it dead!"
@Mega Birb
That sounds like a lot of fun.

But more importantly can you imagine fighting in the Nexus and all of a sudden you just hear Plantera's theme start?

It'd be mildly disconcerting to say the least.
Bigger boner.


He'd have to get that checked out.
All this talk about characters makes me want to upgrade Bonesword...

What way could I even upgrade him in though if I did?
@Mega Birb
Make like a range for them then.
<Snipped quote by Banana>

You're talking to the guy that Brave Birded a Rough Skin Garchomp holding a Rocky Helmet with a Honchkrow holding a Life Orb in Hail.

YOU THINK I WON'T?


You're responding to the guy who decided that running a non-mega Sableye with Calm Mind versus a Mega Altaria with Hyper Voice was a good idea, but still managed to bullshit his way into taking down that Altaria and proceeded to finish that match with a 4-0

NO BALLS!

Also, who uses a Garchomp in hail?

Edit: Guesstimate the heights of those 5 characters and make it anyway.
@TheWindel
Passively attempts to Brave Bird Corrin with a sword


TAKE THAT RECOIL DAMAGE! NO BALLS!
Before anything, Jen went up to Kritch once he arrived and very kindly asked him a question. "Hello Kritch. I would like my tent back soon, but you can keep it for the time being... also your paw is going to be ok." Sure she had a lot of shit in that tent, but she didn't want to be rude to Kritch. He seemed like a good guy in the long run, and Jen saw his little rat face as oddly adorable.

When the RV pulled up, Jen was relatively surprised at the condition it was in. She'd never seen an RV before either, so this was incredible to actually witness. The crusader went wide eyed and ran inside the RV filled with excitement and marveled at everything in it. From the chairs to the kitchen to the shower to the bedrooms, Jen was absolutely stupefied by it all. Out of haste, Jen quickly took one of the bedrooms for herself and placed her helmet on the bed very orderly, as well as her shield. Her mace stayed with her though, in case she needed to beat the shit out of anyone who took her room. Afterwards, she returned to the main room of the RV and kept marveling at everything. "What sort of besieging machine is this, Weaver? I have never seen something quite like it."
@TheWindel
Huh, must be a coincidence. Otherwise we would have to assume that Fire Emblem is linked to this.
@Darkraven
It's all good. I mainly want to know why everyone thinks Ursaren is a hermit.
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