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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Ryonara
You are a team player. Just read the post and you are the real MVP.

@TheWindel
Is that Corrin?
Kyoshi - Denver Skyline


Running around underneath a giant wooden fly is rather tiresome for the normal person, but to Kyoshi it was a whole different ordeal. The cape launched around through the air in quick succession using the concrete beneath her feet, quickly dropping that concrete once she was able to in order to minimize property damage. It was a burden to have the ability to move the ground to your will when you lived in a city, as you had to deal with property damages, and if you so much as caused any damage, the local hero tyrants would come down on you hard. Kyoshi thankfully stayed under the radar most of the time, leaving minimal damage when she had to. It'd been a while since she could really let loose with her powers though, and she had an itch to do so. She was mid-launch when she heard from Artificer over the walkie-talkies the team had. He said that she needed to get on top of one of the nearby buildings as fast as she could, and with a confident tone, she responded to the fly guy while running into an alley with "Copy that. Launching up there soon!"

Once Kyoshi was in a good position to launch up to the top of the building, she stomped and sent a softball-sized chunk of pavement into the air and she caught it quickly after, feeling like she would need it in the long run. Once Kyoshi had placed them into her bag, she stared up into the sky as she took a deep breath. "Welp. Time to cause a ton of property damage." Kyoshi proceeded to stomp, causing a slab of concrete to shoot into the air and propel her through the sky with incredible speed, with the slab falling back into place immediately after. It wouldn't be too bad of property damage, as she only really broke the concrete there and caused it to crack while it was still there. Either way she had already done it, and was en route to the top of the building. Kyoshi was almost at the top when she connected to the wall and worked it in a way where she couldn't fall, but she could eavesdrop over the scene. Worst case scenario, she could pop up and ambush the situation with force. As she clung to the wall, she dug around through her bag and pulled out one of the chunks of pavement she had gotten prior and she held it in the air beside her, waiting for the right time to pop up and strike.

@Kafka Komedy@The Wild West@Nattook@Eklispe@j8cob@ProPro(Pro mention for plot convenience)
"Avoid a dragon? Bah! I may not know much about you guys but you all look like the kinds of people who could encounter a dragon and stay in marginally good shape." barked the old man with a hearty tone. Ursaren has fought a dragon once long ago, but he was terrified when he did and it held back quite a bit of the experience from him. If anything was to be true, the old man knew they could do it. It'd be a tough fight but they would prevail with a dragon head held high and a good finale to Ursaren's tale of life. He couldn't help but overhear the newly-freed Jezebeth speak to the other priest, Settionne, about the Guardian Order and all that whatchamacallit, but he was surprised by one line. One single line of speech from Jezebeth made Ursaren reconsider a bit of what he had done.

"What could one possibly do to earn the loathing of all the Gods and Goddesses that they would not even speak to me?"

The old man never heard of anyone who had done that. Someone who lost the respect and earned the loathing of all the Gods and Goddesses had to have done something incredible in order to cause it to happen, especially so if they were in the Guardian Order. Ursaren took a moment to think about it and the only thing he could even think that could be close to it that he had experienced was... well... himself. His 'gift' opened the way into him having to learn how to control it to the best of his ability, and if he had lost his control even once, he'd be remembered in time for the abomination that he was. Every day passed where Ursaren had thought that he could just leave it all behind and let loose, but he didn't out of the sheer force that he felt something... it could only be described as the power of Maestus, flow through him, giving him a sense of greater purpose in the world. He knew he had a reason to be here, and up until now, Ursaren had lost hope...

Until he found Jezebeth.

He immediately thought that she could be like him, an abomination underneath a true soul, and if she lost control it would end in chaos and infamy. Ursaren thought that she had lost that control once and that's why she had been here, finally captive and restrained from causing more chaos. A new sense was formed in Ursaren towards Jezebeth, one that had a sense of sympathy towards her even more so now then before, and the old man cherished it. After he had that thought, he shook his head quickly and began to speak again about the recent dragon. "We could see the dragon and possibly get it's assistance for our mission. It sounds incredibly naive but that doesn't mean it won't work, and if it doesn't we seem like a group who can take it down. I may not know you all so well, but I can sense a fighting spirit within all of you, and by Maestus it fills me with confidence."

@BCTheEntity@Darkraven@Fetzen@The Fated Fallen@POOHEAD189
Bonesword
~Alchemist's Castle~


The swordsman was spoken to by the angel currently holding him as she judged his sins. She was no doubt against the silence the skeleton was currently in, despite him just waiting for others to go before he attempted to defend his case. He then 'closed' his eyes, reopened them, and attempted to have his sins judged rightfully.

"... I have done despicable things in my life. I have taken the lives of multiple humans long ago, when I was under the trance of brotherhood that I had shared with those of my kind. I took fathers, brothers, uncles, even some grandfathers, and I could never forgive myself for those deaths at my blade. I defended the families of those that were slain on that day, and I poached every demon in that village, the demons I knew as my brothers once, until there were none to be slain and the families I defended banished me. After a long wandering, I had met the only one I truly knew as my friend. I watched as she grew from a child to a strong woman, and I watched as her life was taken from me. The feeling that I felt... it was... unbearable. I felt like my own child had been taken from my arms and I had no power to even strike back at them... except I did have power that day. I struck down the one who had slain my closest friend and greatest ally, and by the same right I had slain every demon in the raid. After that day, I swore to defend humans until my life was ended, and I will still do so as long as my blade is intact and my heart was pure. I had committed the unspeakable when I took the lives of those humans long ago, and I similarly payed for it at the lost of her. I have learned true pain, and I would not wish that onto anybody else at my own hand."

The lights that occupied the skeleton's eyes had gone out, and they wouldn't return until Iona responded to his plead.

@KoL
@KoL
That is true. He'll speak up soon.
@KoL
He was waiting for others to go before him... not trying to avoid the judgement. Either way I'm gonna post soon as him so he can try and defend his case.
@KoL
Did Iona judge Bonesword despite him not trying to prove he has been charged for his sins?
The knight was being surrounded by the group she was attempting to leave Hell with, and it was a bit disconcerting with these faces looking at her as her true identity was revealed and it was a bit late to take back what she had did, but she had to or she would've definitely suffocated from the smoke in the helmet. Her face was still rather dusty, but she wiped her forehead with her arm while she spoke to those who had gathered around. "M-my name is Jennifer Light... if that helps to clear this up."

After speaking, she stood up from the ground and bent over to pick her helmet up. Well... bent was a bit of a fabrication. She instead crouched down to get the helmet, still facing Deprave. She didn't exactly trust him with how he had given her a bit of a perverse leer a few moments ago. With that aside, Jen held her helmet with her mace sheathed and waited for the rest of the Hell-scapers to arrive, including their ride to the next mission.
The PRT Building

Overlook nodded as he exited the room, saying thank you as he wheeled through the closed door. He soon entered his room, again thanking Eva for the help getting to the room and helping him out earlier. Immediately, Overlook laid down his bag on the bed and he began to do something completely sane...

"...OK so I gotta do it. The Eye is a bit limited in what it could do... I mean I could upgrade it and make it better... no you have to do this Ruben. The Eye needs a bit of retirement... we can upgrade it. We can do it you know. I know I can but I just need the motivation... No we need a way to fight. A way to strike back and keep ourselves from being defenseless... the Eye can fulfill that role. What would it think if you were to abandon it... We wouldn't be abandoning it. We would be incorporating it in the new robot. Good idea? Yep. Thanks for agreeing me. No problem me. Ok I need paper, pencils, and robot parts... time to attempt requesting."

And with that rather quick session of talking to himself, summarized for the reader so they wouldn't be confused as badly by the whole thing, Ruben went to the computer nearby and requested pencils, paper, and stuff to build robots with. From the tools to the parts to the oil, he needed it all if he was gonna try and build this thing.

Farce's Apartment

"Be seeing you, ya clown!" yelled Gaia as the lambo drove away. Despite everything weird that just happened, Gaia was home safely and she had a surprising amount of fun with it all when you look past the near death experiences she had witnessed. There was still the best part of it all, Gaia thought when she was stepping into her apartment... "We got some more intel on the trafficking here in Denver!" "This was a surprising haul too. We just gotta figure out how it connects."

The apartment of the twins was surprisingly well-furnished. It had an office where copious amounts of intel was pinned to the wall with multicolor lines of yarn being extended between the various different pieces. It had a few amenities, including a computer and TV, as well as a table with 4 chairs surrounding it. It was rather modest, but it suited the twins, and each of the two had a bedroom with a certain essence of them to each. Dunn's room had a bunch of smaller trinkets and police-like items around it, and Gaia's room was incredibly messy with underwear everywhere it seemed. It suited them.

Currently though, after eating a good bit of food, Gaia (and Dunn) stood in front of the intel wall and began thinking about what was exactly going on in Denver...

@Eklispe
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