@Lmpkio
It is ok.
It is ok.
Gardevoiran Member
The Forbidden One
- Last Seen: 2 yrs ago
- Joined: 10 yrs ago
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Username history
- Gardevoiran 9 yrs ago
- ██████ 10 yrs ago
Status
Recent Statuses
7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."
Most Recent Posts
@Lmpkio
I see that the man is not a fan of Frog.
@Lucius Cypher
Genius, but I don't want to chance ruining perfection.
@The 42nd Gecko
Must proceed with high velocity.
I see that the man is not a fan of Frog.
@Lucius Cypher
Genius, but I don't want to chance ruining perfection.
@The 42nd Gecko
Must proceed with high velocity.
@TheWindel
I feel accomplished.
I feel accomplished.
@The 42nd Gecko
Makes sense. Can she go fast though?
Makes sense. Can she go fast though?
@TheWindel
Did I do a good, and did I make a good effort if I didn't?
Did I do a good, and did I make a good effort if I didn't?
FROG
A small little frog was busy running around on his stumpy legs in the halls of Hell's castle, with a pretty well-made tiny gun on his back. He wasn't well known around Hell, but he did have his ways into places of notability. Anyone nearby would be able to hear the hums emanating from this frog, which was to a rather catchy tune. There was the occasional skip from the frog while he hummed the song. He happily leapt through the halls until he managed to make it to the main room of Hell, where the new ruler of Lucille was busy watching over her other troops. The frog stopped his happy jumps as he walked through the main room, however his humming did not cease.
He gleefully approached the woman who was sitting on the throne and began to do a bit of a small dance towards her. Well... "dance" is probably a euphemism for just bobbing around rhythmically. After the song was finished, the froggy puppet looked up at Hell's queen and took a small bow towards her before introducing himself to her. "Hello miss! I am Kermit the Frog! Do you wish for me to sing you one of my favorite songs?" asked the frog. It was clear that he had no intentions of causing mischief at the time, rather he just wanted to do what he was originally made for, and that was to entertain.
"To my sides lie a snooty trickster and a fluffy bunny. I hope they enjoy the show as well~!" the frog thought as he began to repeat his rhythmic bobbing, although it was to no tune this time around.
@TheWindel@The 42nd Gecko@Lmpkio
@TheWindel
I shall post shortly with an introduction to the way the frog acts.
I shall post shortly with an introduction to the way the frog acts.
@TheWindel
Can I get the frog in on this fresh New-Ruler-of-Hell nonsense in my next post?
Can I get the frog in on this fresh New-Ruler-of-Hell nonsense in my next post?
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