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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

The house of cards quickly fell when Tibulus swiveled around in his seat to face the pilot's controls, and he began to back up in the station, trying his hardest not to scratch up any of the paint as he maneuvered his way out of the area. It was honestly a piece of cake, as he flew the Revenant with incredibly fluidity as the ship took off and made it's way to the next destination. The destination actually gave Tibulus a small sense of dread as he remembered the place where his past took place was quite close to where the ship was going, and because of it, Tibulus looked like he was praying very silently that his past wouldn't catch up to him yet. A lot of the people on the ship had done bad things, but Tibulus had done something that may have rivaled those things. After his small prayer, the Funganoid turned to face Stryker and spoke. "Take over for a bit? I kind of want to go and start a game of poker."
@Mega Birb
I am ready chief.
FROG

Lucille was very displeased with what the Frog did, and he actually didn't blame her. Disobeying a direct order was a pretty big deal when you are trying to make a first impression, and this was no different than what he had expected from such an intimidating person. He knew that if he was going to try and make any statement to try and defend him, he had to do it right then and right there. He'd also have to pray to any single God he could in order to try and get off this without being burned to death... again. "My sincerest apologies, Miss Lucille, but I thought that if I tried to go and corrupt one of the higher ups in Heaven I'd be able to try and release the rest of the captives while also being quite the head honcho of Heaven. It was going pretty beautifully until a certain dragon girl threw me in an incinerator because of my failed camouflage. Once again, I apologize for my disobedience, and I shall attempt to make it up for you in the next battle I partake in."

@TheWindel
@TheWindel
Should I go ahead and post a response or should I wait? I'd normally wait but I'd say Lucille means one minute.
@floodtalon
5'1" to a puppet though.
@floodtalon
Does Henry know the lyrics to Kokomo?
FROG

The frog appeared out in the middle of the room, falling straight down onto the floor from the air. He has a fresh cleaning on him, and his gun fell directly onto his head as he recovered from the fall. He may have felt some shame, but he didn't really express it explicitly, rather he was more interested in meeting the several people in the room. Namely the large demon (well... large to the Frog) who was armed to the teeth and missing his pair of legs. The Frog leaped up onto the shoulder of this giant demon as he spoke to him in his happy little voice. "Hello friend! What is your name?"

@floodtalon
Will not post due to redundancy. If I post it'd literally be just "Bonesword flees and Frog dies."

Either that or I could have Frog "respawn" and he'd probably strike up a conversation with Henry.
@The 42nd Gecko
OH
I feel dumb.
@The 42nd Gecko
The Honor Strike?

Honestly she can have that, Bonesword can hardly use it as is.
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