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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@TheWindel
Honestly if you still want Artoria to turn him into a girl, by all means, but if you want someone to watch over Luci then I am also around.

The Frog also does birthday parties, overthrowing governments, and song requests.
FROG

WHAT IN THE 7 CIRCLES IS GOING ON NOW?

The Frog was busy taking everything in as he stood next to Artoria, awaiting his fate of being turned into a froggy girl, when all of a sudden everyone and their sister was entering the throne room of Hell, including a smaller version of Lucille from the looks of things. While it was interesting to point out that there was the all-powerful jester of Hell in the room, alongside the best bar-maiden in Hell, and all of that fun stuff, a clever idea popped into the Frog's head as he walked towards the smaller Lucille who was energetic and excited about pointing him and Artoria out to her mother. He stood a couple of feet in front of Artoria as he bowed and spoke towards the young girl. "Hello, my princess! What shall I refer to you as?" The Frog technically wasn't wrong in calling her a princess, as she appeared to be the daughter of Lucille, who was a queen.

@TheWindel@The 42nd Gecko@Lonewolf685
I'M HERE FROM STUDYING WHAT DID I MI-

I chose a terrible battle for Bonesword to miss. He really wants to shove his sword directly in Absinthe's neck and watch her bleed out.

Speaking of that guy, I have an upgrade wish for him that will occupy what he's doing in during the Machina Battle.


My man needs his shield.
"I'd explain, but I'll let it do the talking." Now was not the time to speak. Now was the time for action, dammit, and things got even more tense with this Troll coming on into the fight. Ursaren just had to hope for the time being that his comrades around him would be supportive of his true power.

The old man put away his trident and shield, placing the two things onto his knapsack, as he walked forward towards the Troll. As he stepped, his size began to change as he grew, his size quickly reaching up to the height of An-Hasst, if only a few inches shorter at most. The old man began to sprout brownish-grey fur all over his frame, and sharp claws on what were once his hands. His face started to distort as he grew bearlike features, even including the snout and ears. What was once a burly old man now stood a large bear, guarded by a blue tunic as he stared directly into the face of the Troll in front of him, his muzzle opening to speak. What was heard by the others could only be described as a dry, deep, and aged voice, one that struck fear into the nearby Gundarogs, causing them to back away from the Werebear and the Troll.

"Fight 'rogs. Ursa get Troll." came out of the werebear, his stance changing to show that he wasn't playing around. Old Ursa ran forward, clawing at the chest of the large beast, sending him backwards and causing him to flatten a few more 'rogs, their blood mixing with the blood of the already-fallen. The werebear looked back at his friends and bellowed a mighty "GO!" as he returned to his fight against the Troll.
@Mega Birb
I feel ya. I've got a field trip all day tomorrow for band, followed up by an AP test on Monday. I'm probably not gonna post on Sunday at all, unless I feel safe for that exam.
@Lonewolf685
She is literally amazing.
@The 42nd Gecko
It can occur off-stage. That's completely fine.

Going off topic, I've been sick for like a month and when I cough I either vomit or I can't breathe.
@The 42nd Gecko
I still manage all of them okay, excluding Isaac who hasn't been used just yet.
@The 42nd Gecko
I made 3 characters in the span of one battle, of course it would explode.

The sad thing is, I want to make another character. Bring back m'boy Westley Stride from another setting.
I shall post if I can tonight. I'm not busy or anything, but I will if any of my characters are updated.
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