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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Regitnui
pls don't take away my ghost hands completely. i like mah ghost hands.
@Regitnui
I'd say I would give up my characters life, but I literally joined this like 3 days ago.

I'd also give up her power, but she'd probably go insane by having no hands period.

Despite these things, I will be willing to give up Xoxi's powers if she can have them back within a short amount of time.

PLEASE ONLY DO THIS AS A LAST RESORT THOUGH. I like my mind fist character.

Edit: Wait you can have them weakened? Shit, lemme take that deal instead. I'll take having one normal-sized fist as opposed to no fists.
@Lonewolf685
I guess that's better than death.
@Lonewolf685
What's going to happen to Bonesword...?
@Awesomoman64
Are you dead? I hope not, because that would be sad.

Is there any way you can post soon for Wolf?
Anomaly

"You don't have to tell me twice!" Anomaly shouted as she ran behind a nearby car, crouching behind it while still watching the fight go down, ready to provide support if she had to. Honestly, the idea of Mario 64'ing this guy into a nearby building sounded kind of dumb anyway, but god dammit that would've been fun as Hell. There probably was another idea that she could suggest though, and it actually made more sense than the previous idea. "Hey, what if we used water on it?"

Anomaly was thinking pretty rationally about it. That thing was about to breathe goddamn fire, and while cramming a fire hose down the throat of a giant turtle was a bit risky, Anomaly could probably do it if she was the one with the hose. "Hose, pond, whatever source of water, maybe it could keep the thing from spewing fire?" Anomaly's hands were far away from the tail of the beast by this point, rather moved over to her side. She could've dispelled them, but she kept them close in case she needed to swat some fire out of the sky... which she refused to think about any more.

@Athoriel@RoflsMazoy
@RoflsMazoy
It's cool my dude. I got this.
Old Ursa gave a soft roar as Sett climbed on, preparing for a good distance of a walk through this cave. He smelled every smell in the cave, and while he wasn't fond of walking through the dark, he continued his journey through the cave. He wasn't exactly hungry as he walked, but that wouldn't hold up for more than a few hours at best.



As the group arrived in the cave, Old Ursa calmly rose back onto his hind legs, letting the good Settionne fall off his back and walk with the rest of the crew, but more importantly, it let Old Ursa revert back from being Old Ursa into the jolly and happy Ursaren. The werebear's bearlike features started to fade as the fur around his mouth grew, it color shifting into a milky white as opposed to the cocoa color it was before. Ursa's robes shrunk back down to the proper size, and his hands returned from being bear paws to being well-toned hands.

Once again, the jolly old Ursaren replaced what was once Old Ursa as he jovially announced his return. "Hello friends! Sorry I went away for a bit! Has anyone died in my absence?" Ursaren re-equipped his trident and used it as a walking staff again as he stood there, glad to be back with the party. Boy, was it dark though! Ursaren raised his left hand and he cast a very simple light spell within it, enlightening a good portion of the cave. The walls weren't illuminated, but he could see the rest of his party just fine. "Ah, that's better, isn't it?"
Anomaly

Great. The snapper was now partially breathing fire. Anomaly couldn't really tell if the snapper itself was breathing the fire or if the Epic currently had his giant arm in the turtle's mouth was causing it, but frankly she didn't care. She was more concerned at the fact that there was fire. It unnerved her, but she wasn't too close to it for her to really be bothered. Why did a snapper have to appear today?

She stopped trying to get civilians away, mainly because there were no more children to grab and the two guys at the front of the crowd had it covered for adults. Looks like she really only had one choice... she had to help fight the fire-breathing turtle. This was going to be fun.

Anomaly ran closer to the snapper, but still kept a good distance away. She mainly wanted to be close enough for her ghost hands to actually do things and let her see what they were able to do. She heard the Epic with his hand in the turtle's mouth speak, asking if the crowd had any ideas for how they could get rid of the turtle. Anomaly had a single idea, but it was kind of stupid. "We might be able to Mario 64 this guy, spin him around like Bowser." As stupid of an idea that it sounded like, it was entirely plausible. Anomaly went ahead and tried to hook her hands on the tail of the snapper, making sure to get a good grip. It's tail was strong as shit, and it was a tough grab, but she managed to latch on and keep her grip.

@RoflsMazoy
@Regitnui
Vengeance? They were tired of being chased away by little kids, so now they chase away little kids?
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