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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Roughdragon1
Fair, but if that wasn't a constraint, it could totally be possible for Malveil to have BS as
@Roughdragon1
Weighing my OOC options here, BS would say "hell to the no" and continue his journey.

IC, Bonesword would probably try to keep the blade in Saria's hands unless he knew the situation.

It all depends if BS meets this guy soon and near Saria.

Also, technically, BS could be considered a wielder of the Red Blade, although he held it for the entirety of 11 seconds while giving Saria a proper funeral.
I'm considering dumping lyrics to an entire song here to stir the activity.
@Roughdragon1
Oh... oh no.

Is he... is he going to be hunting down BS?

In any case, I want these two to fight a game of chess, with BS summoning plant minions and this guy summoning his chess pieces.
My dice luck can be described as inconsistent at best.

I rolled a 1 trying to stab a goblin once and I stabbed myself in the foot.

I rolled a 20 like 5 rolls after and one shot another goblin.

Rolled a 1 later and illuminated our monk's dick.
@Old Amsterdam
It's still faith in the dice.
@GreenGoat
DO WHAT I DID AND GET SERIOUS!

TAKE MY EXPERIENCE AND USE IT AS FUEL SO YOU CAN REVERSE SWEEP LUGS ASS AND WIN THIS SHIT.
@Old Amsterdam
Again, I still have faith in the dice.
@Old Amsterdam
I have faith in the dice.
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