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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Roughdragon1
I shortly realized "Oh fuck. I gotta ramp this shit up," after my first post. I had originally planned for the ending on my side, and while I kind of wish that BS and Saria could've continued to beat the Crucible together, it's a fitting end for Saria.

She was an awesome character. Godspeed.

Edit: Also, I think my style of post is rather short and sweet unless I need it to be serious, then my version of Rounds 2, 3, 4, and 5 show their quality. I don't like making a post larger than I have to.
piratepad.net/uAAJrD5J62

WITH @ProPro'S BLESSING, I PRESENT A COMPROMISE TO THE STRUGGLES OF A SHARED HISTORY TOGETHER!

GO ONTO THAT PAD. SAY THINGS. DO IT!
@Roughdragon1
I'm gonna be brutally honest here, I fucking loved your posts. It got to the point where I was actively worried after the first round if BS was going to survive this next round, and that fear made me write more detailed posts and an actual fight between our swordsmen.

Thank you for getting my head in the game. I promise Saria's death won't be in vain.
@Demon Shinobi
"Will we ever find out why Dirk is obsessed with memes? Will BS be reunited with his parents? Will Cedric finally stop drinking? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON BEYBLADE ONE PIECE!
@Demon Shinobi@Geyter
inb4 this turns into a sitcom.

"Welcome back to One Piece : New Horizons! On the last episode..."
Bank Heist : With Ace and Anomaly
Collab between @Banana and @Floodtalon
Around three days after the Behir.


"Move move move!" 6 men burst into the bank wearing ski masks and holding assault rifles, it was gonna be a textbook robbery. As one of them held a bank teller at gunpoint a brave citizen managed to call 911 and let the police know that the bank was being robbed. Along with anyone who listened into police com chatter, anyone like a certain gun slinging cowboy. "I love busting up a good ol fashioned hold up." Ace smiled and revved up his motorcycle, it was time to party.

Xoxi got on the ground, watching as the 6 men busted into the bank and attempted to rob the place with their firearms. Really? She was just trying to withdraw a small amount of cash so she could buy something, and now she had to deal with this shit? Bluh. Things got even more tense as one of the 6 guys robbing the place shot at the ground near Xoxi, causing her to instinctively yelp. She'd have to break out her fists in a second.

Suddenly one of the windows shattered as several bullets came blowing through, less than 5 seconds later Ace came through the window as well, riding his motorcycle and heading straight towards the guy who shot at Xoxi. He jumped off and rolled behind a desk, just in time as the remaining 5 guys began shooting at Ace. "What the fuck!?" "It's high noon boys and the sherrif ain't pleased!" Ace yelled as he flipped the desk onto its side and used it as cover against the hail of bullets raining upon him. The whole time he had a wild grin on his face, today is a good day for Justice.

That was an interruption, and Xoxi was face-to-face with Ace, as she was under the desk that he just flipped over. Boy, was it awkward to be right there! She saw the cowboy look down at her and she asked him a question, a bit of fear being able to be interpreted by Ace. "... d-do you need any help?" As she asked, a psychic hand appeared by her head and gave him a peace sign, it staying there until it was needed to move.

Ace gave her a quick once over, quickly popping out of cover to fire a few more shots at the robbers then ducking back in to avoid the gunfire, narrowly avoiding a bullet to the temple. "I suppose I could use a hand if you have any to give." Ace then looked at her once again and realised she had no arms. "Bad choice of words. Sorry about that."

"... eh." Xoxi popped up from behind the desk and sent a psychic fist soaring towards one of the gunmen, knocking him in the head and out cold. "What? Two of them?!" Xoxi immediately dropped down back under the desk and waited out the gunfire shooting at them, and as she waited, she noticed another guy trying to flank the two, right behind Ace at that. "Watch your six!"

Ace didn't even flinch as he shot the guy in the knee, bringing him to the floor screaming in pain. Another shot to the temple quickly ended the screaming from him, however the civilians screaming nearby was much louder. "Time for some fancy shooting." Ace picked up a nearby shard of glass from the broken window and held it over the desk, looking to see where the gunners were exactly. One of them was behind the tellers desk while the others were slowly moving closer towards them.

Ace threw the shard to the side and popped up out of cover, shooting wildly to the left of the advancing robbers. The bullet ricocheted off of several desks and lamps, going in between the bars of the tellers desk and hitting the robber there right in the throat.

One of the robbers scooped up the bag of cash that they had collected and tried to bolt out the door, but the effort was rather futile as he ran full-force into another one of Xoxi's psychic hands, knocking him onto the ground. As the robber tried to climb back up from being dazed, he met the hand that pushed him down and he was knocked out cold. Quick and easy. All that really remained was the one close to the duo, and Xoxi was grabbed by her hood as the final gunman held his pistol to her head. Speaking to Ace, he spoke in a grizzly tone. "Here's the deal, buckaroo. You let me go with that bag of cash, or your girlfriend gets a bullet in her skull."

"All right. Though I'm curious, how do plan on gettin up out of her considering your whole posse is either dead or knocked out, along with the fact that the woman you took hostage has psychic fists and can knock you out at any point."

"Wha-" the man was cut off as Xoxi slipped out of her hoodie, revealing her bra, and swept the guy off his feet with a swift kick. As soon as he was in the air, the psychic fists came into play as Xoxi grabbed ahold of his arms and 'threw' him onto the side of the table, cracking it and making him faint from the pain. The fists then flew to her hoodie and lifted it up off the ground, placing it back on over her body with a small bit of difficulty. "I'm not his girlfriend, you dumbass." After spitting on the fainted man's body, Xoxi turned to face Ace and spoke to him. "You're a fucking phenominal shot."

"Thank you very much m'am. And I must admit, for a girl with no arms you throw a mean punch." Ace tipped his hat and looked around, he caused quite a bit of damage with his entrance. In the distance he could hear police sirens and he grimaced, this looked bad. "I think it might be time for me to go. You too probably." Ace walked over to his motorcycle, it had crushed that one guy's ribs and was still on top of him, and lifted it upright. "You need a ride?" He asked as he walked the bike towards the broken window. One of the men Xoxi knocked out groaned and began to stir, Ace casually aimed his fingers at the man's head and shot him, killing him instantly. "Fucking criminal scum."

"I think I'm going to stay." As soon as Xoxi finished her sentence, she heard a civilian climb back up to his feet and see that the attackers had been taken out and the bag of cash was on the ground, untouched by the two. "You two saved us!" Xoxi's eyes widened as she heard the praise, but she continued talking normally. "You sure you want to leave? Those Highs might notice this and ask for some kind of audience with us."

"Well then it's a good thing I'm easy to find." Ace tipped his hat towards Xoxi and mounted his motorcycle, riding out the broken window and into the sunset. If one checked the bag of cash later they would find it about 2k lighter than it should've been. It was chalked up to a miscount.

As the cops pulled up, their immediate reaction was to raise their guns at Xoxi and ask her to put her hands up. Xoxi frowned at this, but her frown turned into a slight smirk as the man from before told the cops that she saved them, alongside a cowboy-looking man. The cops apologized for almost shooting Xoxi (and talking about her hands), but asked for her help with putting the bodies outside on the street. Xoxi did this rather cheerfully with her psychic hands, and as a news van pulled up to the scene, they requested a small interview.

"The name is Anomaly, and I'm not much more than another hero trying to do their duty, and so was that cowboy. He went away before the cops showed up, but if anyone at home is watching this and sees him, just know that he's a hero."
My idea of the crew timeline (so far).

1 - BS meets Lily and the two of them begin traveling together because Lily wouldn't leave a child alone.
2 - Cedric meets up with Isuza, pays her debt off, and hires her on for the Red Rum Pirates.
3 - BS and Lily meet Cedric, who hires them aboard the crew and takes BS under his wing as a first mate.
The rest of the crew joins between these times, possibly Dirk first as a stowaway when Cedric picked up BS and Lily.
4 - Caesar is picked up out of the ocean and recruited.
I should establish that BS doesn't know where exactly he was from, nor does he know his real parents.

Edit: BS was born in Little Garden as a bab, but he would never be able to tell you that because he wouldn't know.
@yoshua171
Yeah. Although I feel like BS would be a bit unwilling to have her as his 'mom' at first.

Also, everyone cool with BS starting out as one of the first crew members, meeting Boone when he got his ship?
@yoshua171
I don't.

What I was asking is if you minded that BS was kind of her 'child' in spirit, so she acts like his mom even moreso than the other crew members.
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