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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Bonesword - YOU AREN'T INVI-oh you're gone.

Bonesword was mere seconds from picking up a chair and throwing it at Feya. She knew better than to walk in on Bonesword when the door was closed! He kept it open when stuff like this WASN'T going on. Thankfully, she wasn't around for more than 10 seconds, so Bonesword decided that she could go another day on the ship without having a chair thrown at her... or a barrel... or anything wooden, although she could probably break it with a mere punch.

The sign was gone, though, and Bonesword knew who took it. He'd stolen a potted plant before, and unfortunately that burned before Bonesword could get it back. Dammit Slick.

"Hm? No Shroomblade, we aren't going to throw Slick overboard so he can drown. We need him on the ship."

The room was silent aside from the faint roar of crashing waves against the ship. Bonesword knew that he wasn't imagining the speech though.

"Yeah, maybe we can take it to the captain. He could probably deal with it better than we could, anyhow."

In an energetic tempo, the Mushroom Kid grabbed his trusty sword and ran towards the top of the ship, hearing the jolly laugh of Cedric from above. He was ready to see the port again, anyway, and it looks like the tea party will have to finish some other time. Maybe he can invite mom to it?

"Ahoy cap!" Bonesword happily exclaimed as he leaped up onto the deck, his sword fastened to his back by a few vines weaved into a sheath. "I heard you from below. The sword and I are ready to go when we get there. Hey, maybe we'll cut down a few prices for 'ya, cha-cha-cha!"
@Lmpkio
Think you can take Frog with you? He's got nothing better to do.
@Inner Demon
Is BEAST parasitic? It's more mutualistic imo.
@Inner Demon
Fair point. I'd say Lillian's a viable option, but she has Epsilon 'brand new'... so...

Two mechs means double the fun... though...
@Inner Demon
If you want to find someone like Miyu, Frog exists.
@KoL
Understandable.
@Dark Light
He knew it was jammed, somehow.

"Pretty sure he jammed it before he tried the roulette, but hey, not my job to find that out."
Bonesword - Beginning the Return!

The skeleton kid had the windows open of his smaller room in the ship, and he was glad to be looking out and barely seeing the town come into view over the horizon. He was ready to check the florists in the town if there was anything he hadn't cataloged already in his Botanical Chronicle, or he could maybe make some of his own money by sprouting up a few rare plants he found back on Yuushuu island. Bonesword was glad that Cedric listened to him when he said the crew needed supplies. He liked the captain and all, but sometimes he had to get it through to him that there were things that needed to be said. He didn't blame him for ignorance though, as everyone suffered from it at one point in their life.

Alas, the skeleton kid had a good hour before they got to port, and he knew exactly what he would spend that time doing.

Bonesword placed a sign on his door, reading "KNOCK FIRST UNLESS YOU ARE CEDRIC OR MERRYCURE" and he went over to the small table in his room, sitting his sword down on the other side of the table from him as he poured his sword a cup of tea.

"What do you think we'll find here, bud?" The sword remained silent throughout the conversation.

"I doubt we'll find Gold Roger's treasure here."

"I guess you're right. We don't know until we actually check."

"I agree. It would be rather anticlimactic if Gold's treasure was just another useless sword. I don't want that."

"What do you mean I need a second sword?! I have you!"

"Backup? I'll never need backup! I have you!"

The conversation went along like this for a while... so let's tune to someone else's adventures aboard the Rum Runner, shall we?
@KoL
Is there any way Lillian can contact Hoho and ask for alchemy lessons?
@The 42nd Gecko
Eh. I'm alright with it.

Abigail's definitely in the next battle though. Maybe using some of BS's new plants (A finite amount, of course).
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