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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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Stride finishes his purchase as he looks at your warhammer, giving it an odd look. He turns to the lady behind the counter and begins to talk. "Ma'am, this Warhammer is scratched."

"It's only a tiny scratch on the end, it'll be okay."

"I'm not talkin' about how it'll be 'okay', I'm takin' 'bout the value of it. You're sellin' this thing fer... how much?"

"About three-hundred silver."

"Three-hundred silver? For a scratched up warhammer?"

"Y-yes...?"

"My friend 'ere is of the highest class in the neighborin' town, and he has lawyers. And those lawyers have lawyers. If this man dies in my presence, I will personally see it fit that this establishment gets bankrupt because you sold my man a less-than-amicable warhammer."

"B-but it's only a scratch!"

"A scratch on the surface, maybe, but that must've meant it was mishandled, which can lead to wear-and-tear on the handle. That's a potential injury and settlement waitin' to happen, unless you sell it for a more appropriate price instead of the three-hundred silver you're supposing we can just drop here."

"I-I guess you're right. H-how much do you want for it?"

"Two-hundred twenty-five."

"Yessir."

Stride looks over to you as he waits for you to hand the nice lady the cash she requires.
Kyoshi - Goodbyes
[@Everyone involved with the Minutemen right now because I forget who exactly]@yoshua171

Kyoshi's platform fell to the ground as she heard Furnace arrive, handling the situation completely. She tried to listen, but it wasn't working for her. She really didn't care enough at this point to care. She had the worst case scenario phone call happen two minutes ago, and she was just... just tired. Tired of explosions, tired of life, tired of the costume, she just wanted to... to...

The teen began to walk along the sidewalk as she attempted to wipe the dripping mascara away from her face. She needed to go home, her dad needed to talk to her. Tapping into her communicator once more, she spoke with a wavy tone as she held back more tears. "G-guys... I gotta go... K-Kirb has my number if you guys need me..."

Turning off her communicator for what seemed like the last time, Kyoshi wandered back home with the sadness on her face and the agony in her heart.

Magdalene stepped into the dining room of the hotel to see that three of the guests had already arrived onto the scene, and it seemed like a surprisingly uncommon group of people at best. At least, they seemed like the people that wouldn't hang out normally, indicating this must've been some form of control group that was taken. Interesting.

The man that was present looked and acted more like a deranged druggie than a man, but no signs of frequent drug use were present on his figure, at least none of which you'd be able to see off the bat. There was also his hair being more akin to feathers, but that could just be bad care of the individual's hair. That's sad. He probably needs some good shampoo and conditioner so his hair can become healthy again.

There was the lady who- oh for God's sake, people eat there, you know! She looked like she'd been in less desirable situations than Magdalene, but made it through every single one of them with... less-than-fortunate results. Still, she had that punk-rock 'I don't care' vibe to her, so that was something she had going for her. She pulled it off well, too. Maybe she'd open up to the group as they figured out what the hell is going on.

Then there was the platinum blonde woman. Damn her legs were long, and it made Magdalene just a hair jealous. Man, did she wish she had legs like that. It'd be a lot better than this scar that riddled her face and the eyepatch she was wearing. Then again, anything would be better than that except death, she guessed. Anyway, she was definitely attractive, but completely out of Magdalene's league, so there wasn't gonna be anything there probably.

The doctor walked over to a chair beside the platinum blonde as she sat down, raising her hand to cover her scar as she waited patiently for the remaining group. She didn't know what to say right now... what could you say right now, anyway? 'Oh hey, I'm Magdalene, how's life been, aside from the, y'know, kidnapping and shit?' Seemed kind of awkward to do something like that, to be completely honest.
"I heard through connections she learned from the best of Hell. How true is that statement, mister Toby?" Stride grabs a few empty spell tomes as he makes his way towards the front desk, preparing to purchase them in pursuits of enchanting them to cast specific spells. He also grabs a few trinkets on his way out, just in case he wanted something new to wear or use.

The Iron Lobster

The age-old leader of a band of pirates, the Iron Lobster is a narcissistic and cruel man. It has been fortold that him and his crew used to sail the seas on their vessel, raiding every sort of boat that was unfortunate enough to fall within their reaches. The plundered loot was all sent back to West Santa Destroy, in attempts to compile their horde as high as it can in pursuits of being some of the richest people alive, even enough to buy the entirety of a continent to make theirs.

Lobster himself is an expert sword-fighter, relying on hit-and-run strategies to achieve a victory while using brute strength to absorb blows if it got past armor. While lacking in special moves or any abilities of the supernatural variety, Lobster makes up for it with his physical capabilities as he alone was told to have had wrestled a kraken and won. His beam scimitar is a highly-valuable weapon capable of quite a lot, but it requires sufficient skill to use, which Lobster also has. The man also carries around his trusted flintlock, capable of shooting bullets that would make the military blush with envy.

His mooks are simple pirates, armed with flintlocks and normal sabers. They don't carry a lot of firepower, and they aren't resilient, but there is a considerable amount of them to have to fight through.
@Old Amsterdam@ProPro@Eklispe


It's still a bit of a WIP, namely the equipment section, so please note that.

Edit - Alignment and limitations.
Edit2 - Amputation for Accumulation, Master Specifics, and History Tweak
"... I dunno much about girls, but maybe she's seein' somethin' in ye that she doesn't see in other people. That's how I'm intepretin' it, anyhow." Stride comments as he picks up a sword off the wall, feeling its weight before shaking his head and putting it back on the wall. "What's it take to get a decent blacksmith? Y'know what, don't answer that."
Bonesword - The Lady in White
@Lazo

A whole lot of nothing eventful happened during the intermission between Dew and Bonesword's first meeting until now, aside from Charlie eating the nearby bird in one massive gulp. Honestly, even saying the word "eat" was a stretch. Bonesword knew Charlie didn't need to eat, so him eating something was rare at best, though it wasn't unheard of. It made Bonesword think every time his pet actually ate something, and that was definitely something that was able to pass the time if he was waiting around.

Then, something actually interesting happened, as the walls around the building in front of Bonesword simply disappeared, his "enemy" and a captive standing where the building once was. Additionally, his "enemy" seemed covered in all sorts of bruises and injuries. Something went down in there, for sure, and while it looked like an illusion at first, he knew that something else was awry in the world. In the Nexus, shit like that happened all the time, so this wasn't any sort of odd situation for the skeleton. At least, it wasn't any sort of situation he wasn't used to, anyway.

Charlie released a low growl at the Lady in White before Bonesword patted him on the snout, calming the beast down. "Shh Charlie, she's not a problem right now," Bonesword said before stepping forward himself to address the Lady in White. "Miss, are you participating in this tournament? If you are, I'd just like to talk for a few minutes, if that's alright with you."
"Pro'lly for the best. I was the only man ever successful in returning to Yashar after seeing the book's pages with m'own eyes. I said I had to get rid o' the cursed thing before the Order caught me snoopin' around the crypt you found it in."

The General Store is freshly opened, and the store owner stands behind the counter, ready to sell you what you need for your journey.

While browsing, Stride looks over at you. "Yer' tone changed when y'said Eve's name. Is somethin'... goin' on between y'two?"
"I know faintly about Brock and Magdalene, but the rest of yer' friends I have no association with," Stride says as he walks, pulling out a spell tome and studying it closely. "Blasted tomes. I have to rely on 'em since m'own magical ability was taken away from me. That's what happens if y'aren't prepared to meet Death, though, and she doesn't exactly like you either."
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