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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts


Elsewhere with @King Cosmos and @floodtalon


Digbie looked on as a new person, Mourn In Star, arrived on the scene and delivered a nasty magic spell onto the slime. It clearly did a lot more damage than Digbie was doing to the slime, which was greatly appreciated in the long run considering this thing was quite the damage sponge indeed. Digbie grabbed another stone and prepared to throw it, but decided against it. In case the slime came closer to him, he needed to defend himself from it in case he had to shank a slime if it came to that.

Digbie put his hand on the ground and began to utilize the ability that the supposed Demon King had granted to him, Tremor Sense I. If a cave in could be caused, it might not be a terrible idea to do it provided the other members of his little group of strangers could get away from the affected area at the time. It would be risky, but it would be invaluable if he could successfully predict any sudden quakes or sensations in the terrain to use advantageously.

To Arms!

Bonekid stood behind his captain as the explanation of this event was given. Simple stuff, it was all elimination matches, but the issue was not that but the foes that the Rums and Runches would be facing. Each one seemed ready to fight, decked out in all their gear, but with the numbers and capacity that his side was working with, Bonekid was confident in their abilities. They could get through this, he knew that, but he wasn't sure how hard this would be. All he knew was that it'd be hard.

But mankind didn't get anywhere without some elbow grease.

Bonekid checked his hands and noticed that they were entirely covered in vines and foliage, and took it as a sign of confidence. He figured his sword was doing this deed somehow, and it made him feel a lot better in preparations for this.

"We've got each other's backs. We can do this."

Despite the statement, Bonekid's sword remained stoic with it's emotionless face.
Lorenzo of Windor


Lorenzo awoke to a worried Martyrdom licking his face, the young man pushing the dog away gently before looking into his eyes. "What seems to be troubling you at this hour?" the man asked his companion before hearing the faint sound of wolves in the distance. Looking around at the others around the dim fire, Lorenzo saw the Marque visibly shook up at the ruckus, and attempted to stand up to try and calm down the performer.

He then realized that he couldn't walk still, so it wasn't a dream. The man looked over to Col, who was in a defensive stance and prepared to defend the group of men, before the trainer simply chuckled. "Swords and fire are no use against these wolves, friends," Lorenzo started. "They hunt in packs. You'll take but one down before the rest will attack."

Pulling himself up onto the log he was leaning against, Lorenzo pulled out his bag and began to rummage through it as he watched the forest. "If you quell the mighty beasts, there won't be any need to defend from them." It was then Lorenzo pulled out Martyrdom's other bone (one that was left untouched by the dog), and prepared to throw it. Martyrdom looked at his master with excitement and prepared to leap for the bone, but his hopes were cut short at the snap of two fingers from Lorenzo. "No, boy. You still have yours." Lorenzo pointed towards the chewed-up bone to the side as Martyrdom trotted over to it and began gnawing on it.

"I suggest that you two lower your weapons and retrieve something these wolves will find favorable."

Elsewhere with @King Cosmos


The goblin raised his arms to brace for the attack, when suddenly he saw the shining aura around him as the pixie casted a spell of some sort. It was interesting how those with common interests can act together despite being complete strangers to each other. Maybe they can actually do this as friends and beat this monster down into the dirt! Still, he got pushed back a bit, but that was better than being hurt by this slime!

Looking around for other weapons, Digbie found nothing but meager rocks. Now, to the common man, you wouldn't use a stone against something that didn't seem like it could get hurt by a stone, but to Digbie, you see it as your only choice of tool, and if it was a tool to dig through slime, it was a tool to dig through slime. The goblin lifted up another stone, a rather round one, and watched as his new friend taunted the slimy beast.

"Maybe you can cause a few rocks to fall on it?!" Digbie called towards his pixie friend as he backpedaled through his tunnel, getting a good running start before just rocketing the stone he had grabbed prior at the slime. If the pixie could cause rocks to tumble onto the slime's head, it'd be a lot of damage dealt. After throwing the stone, Digbie raised his arms up to block any attacks (though it was with amateurish form) as he slowly walked backwards. Hopefully he could get another hit in soon.

Elsewhere with @King Cosmos


Digbie was being himself, digging away at the walls of the caves he was in. He was on this quest for the Demon King so he could get to his castle, but he didn't know what to do immediately. He trusted his gut, though, and his gut told him to dig. So thats what he had to do. He had rocks, and he had time. He'd dig his way to the surface eventually, even if it took him a lot more time than normal!

He'd already been digging for a good twelve minutes at this point, or at least it seemed like that. He didn't actually know for certain. He just knew he felt like this was a good direction to dig towards, so he'd begin digging that way until he found something good. Unfortunately, he had to dig using his hands and various rocks. Man he wished he had a shovel of some kind, this was getting really obnoxious to him. It was then that he had heard the commotion behind this wall. It sounded like... running water? It was running liquid of some kind, but that meant there was a possible way out of the cave! Digbie, with a resurgence of hope, dug hard through the cave with his stone, only to finally arrive at the sight of a Pixie being aggravated by some kind of slime.

Now, Digbie wasn't one to hurt strangers, but it seemed like the slime was being the aggressor in this situation. How rude of the slime, indeed! Still holding the stone, Digbie shouted at the Pixie as he threw the stone towards the slime. "MOVE, PIXIE FRIEND! HYAH!" He could get a clear shot on it, despite the awkward positioning, and hopefully this would give the Pixie enough time to get to a safer place. If not, he wasn't gonna let this rude slime stand there and hurt it!
"Go and make any final preparations you must. I will be converting this into a wagon on the outside. We can pull this with my war stallion and that... thing Brock owns." You see Jen's body fill with disgust as she shudders at the thought of Charlie. It's also then you feel a small snake poke his head out of your metal arm and look at you with a cute little snout. He's silly.

Maybe there's something in town you should grab before you go, but if you're honestly ready to go, there's nothing holding you back.

5/10/2020 - Updated to correspond with Level 10
@Zeroth
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Huzzah! I made a goblin!

Fair warning, this gets dark. Blame @Old Amsterdam for giving me the idea to make it so dark.
@Zeroth
Ah balls. There went my idea of being a meek bird and evolving into the mightiest avian around.

I'm still not out yet though! It just means I might make a Goblin instead! Or maybe a Dire Rat! I'll figure it out soon!
@Zeroth
I resisted the urge for a whopping half hour before I was hooked on this crap. I'll be filling out an application shortly.

Question, though. Am I restricted to a rat if I roll a Dire Rat, or can I have another small animal creature that can be construed as similar to it, like a kiwi bird or a guinea pig?
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