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Who here likes cuddles?
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If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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The group had a minute or two, so Digbie took the opportunity as a plan was formed to just take a seat where he could so he could rest a little bit. The group was a bit suspicious, but hopefully if any bad Goblins came by Digbie could argue that these were his catches or something. He'd have to come up with something on the fly, but he could do it. These goblins were... kind of dumb. Save for the toasted one. He was smart in one aspect.

The system update that Digbie got was pretty nice, so he thought it'd be pretty cool to try this new ability of his out. Using the newly empowered Tremor Sense to try and project a sound out in the cave adjacent to the Bonfire, not where Digbie's group was, mind, but enough to possibly round up some new friends, either that or maybe something to eat. For the love of whatever God existed in this world, Digbie needed to eat.

Grodlar walks over to a small box and takes a deep breath before lifting it up off the ground, carrying it to you and placing it on the table beside the book. "Bronze 'n Steel. Not much, but it's somethin'. I'll charge ya... 10 gold pieces fer it."
Lorenzo of Windor


Well... the hunter misses their shot every once in a while.

Lorenzo laid on the ground as he watched the wolves assault the group, a panic beginning to form in his mind. This wasn't how it was supposed to go! He'd been hunting at least thirty times, and not once did he see these wolves be so... aggressive towards any travelers! It wasn't right, something was wrong with them. The cripple felt his breathing hasten as he pulled himself up into a sitting position, looking around his area to find anything - ANYTHING - he could use to assist his friends.

Then, he noticed some of his things had flown over to his location with him, specifically his bow and a few arrows. There weren't many, but Lorenzo could see three in the dimly lit area around him. If he was going to do anything, this would be what he had to do.

Lorenzo grabbed his bow and the arrows before he pulled himself to the nearby tree, nobody around it and a perfect area for him to lean against as he tried to get ready to help his friends. Carefully, Lorenzo notched an arrow in his bow as he took aim, targeting the wolf that was currently assaulting the brave knight. Taking a deep breath, Lorenzo unloaded the arrow as he aimed for the beast's leg, trying to cripple it so he could make the fight easier for Col.

Two arrows left.

Martyrdom, on the other hand, pounced onto the wolf assaulting Bastian and tried to sink his teeth into the flesh of the mighty beast. He was friends with the bard now, the hound wasn't going to leave the bard for dead! He was too nice and his scratches were good! Even if Martyrdom wasn't strong enough to hold off the wolf for long, he could try and at least halt the beast's advances on the bard so somebody else could assist the two in their plight.
"Calm down, Benny. I didn't know me losing my cigar would cause you to forget who I was." The girl chuckled to herself softly as she grabbed the jumpsuit off the table beside her, unfolding it and tossing it to the floor as she spoke again. "And yeah, Stryker, it's me. Well... it's the new me." The girl calmly stepped into the jumpsuit on the floor as she bent over to pull it up on her legs, uncaring to the people watching her right now.

"The skeleton on the slab over there's now... kinda dead? I'm not sure about his condition. I'd assume dead, since his brain is in me," The girl nonchalantly explained as she pulled the jumpsuit over her body (a surprisingly nice fit, considering the last one who wore it was only skin and bones) and zipped it about halfway up her chest, enough to reveal her collar bone and a bit of her chest, but not much else. "Does the jumpsuit still fit me, kids? Not sure if it does anymore. That's besides the point though, as I need a new name. I'm thinking Tibulass, because... well... Tibulus, ending in lass, which means girl. Honestly surprised I came up with that so quickly."

The girl stepped up a bit closer to Stryker, and looked up at him with a snarky smirk. Even though she could definitely take him on in a fight, she was a fair bit shorter than him. "I don't suppose you can fly for a bit. I need a few hours to get acquainted with this before I pilot a ship this big."
"I appreciate yer offer, but I'm long outta th'fightin' 'n smithin' scene. I'm a purveyor o' rare items 'n goods." Grodlar says as he closes the book he showed you, placing it to the side. "Though. m'shop is mobile. I'm actually makin' a pilgrimm'ge t'th'mountains as a way t'reconnect t'm'dwarven side." Grodlar chuckles as he looks up at you. "I'm sure we'll b'seein' eachotha' on th'way, if yer headin' up there."

Eve tilts her head as she reminds you. "Speaking of smiths... we need metals for Jennifer, right?"
Oof.

"The shadowy teenager speaks the truth lu-AH!" Mastar broke character slightly as she heard Overlook shout, followed up by something crashing into the event, and it was something big. Her mask quickly obscured her mouth and face as she turned towards the hulking Goliath of stone and concrete, a bit of a worried expression appearing on her face as her mask disappeared off it, still leaving the usual half covering it.

What the hell was Ceramix doing? Attacking the PRT head on is one thing, and attacking a place for monetary gain is another, but a place like this? It was absolutely surrounded by civilians! Innocent lives can't defend themselves from this sort of mess! The heroes here needed to act, and Mastar was no different. Like it or not, she was helping the PRT without benefits here. Though... she was more than happy to do it.

"Well, it seems like we've all got work to do, lovelies. Let's not waste any time~." Mastar's voice returned from the high pitched voice of her normal identity back into the standard sultry voice of Mastar, a smile appearing on her face as she melted down into tar. She slipped in front of Sylph, reforming with a hand on her hip. "Oh lovely Sylph? Think you can get me up there to Ceramix himself?"



Team Rockers!

"... oh shit." Kyoshi stared directly at the monstrous Ceramix as she saw a number of civilians run away in fear behind her, the groups rushing out the doors for salvation. For a moment, Kyoshi considered the action herself. Going ahead and leaving, getting out so she didn't risk dying before this new opportunity she had presented itself. A long sigh escaped Kyoshi as she realized that it was her duty to help, and as much as her dad would probably kill her for doing this, it was her job. Nobody could tell her otherwise.

Well, except G4M3R, but he was off somewhere doing something. Same with Outsider. Kyoshi saw he was here, but where the fuck was he? Maybe he was just outside, being a face. He really should be in here though, so why the fuck wasn't he in here yet?

"It doesn't matter." Kyoshi spoke to herself in an effort to keep her calm. "It's not about him being around, it's about our jobs as heroes." Kyoshi took a long pause as she did a few short hops, preparing for this fight to go down. "... he still better get his ass back in here."

With all else done, Kyoshi sprinted for the PRT booths where the majority of everyone else was situated. She was a useful tool here, considering what Ceramix's powers seemed to be like, so getting a PRT official to guide her here seemed like a good idea.



Wait, what?

Sparce and Farce both collectively responded to the power dealer with the same general effect of "What?" when they were presented with the idea before them. Coincidentally, at that moment the legendary power that the Twins held was used as Farce appeared right in front of everybody, her dress and mask worn as opposed to the more ragamuffin cop appearance Sparce held up.

Shit. That was, quite effectively, the only thing Sparce could've said at that moment in time. He was completely stumped by the arrival of the new offer on the table, and that was now further combined with Farce taking the wheel.

Farce on the other hand, muttered to herself personally. "No way... y-you can buy powers?"

Hey sis? Check on Whip, she's not looking so great.

Farce instinctively turned to face her new friend and placed a friendly hand on her shoulder, speaking to her specifically while she kept a watchful eye and ear set out for the rest of the people in the room. "Whipstitch, you okay?" Farce tried making her voice as calming as possible, as to allow for Whipstitch to actually... well... calm down and not panic.


Digbie followed behind the group of plucky monsters, moving slowly every now and again as to not overexhaust himself once more. The system said he wasn't doing so well in the stamina department, but he was experiencing some sort of fast skill progression, which seemed really nice. As he followed behind the group, heading towards the bonfire that Mourningstar spoke of, Digbie attempted to use Tremor Sense to check around the cave, see if there was anything of note that he could point out to the group.

"Hello, Oberon and Mourningstar?" Digbie spoke up as he switched between his items, deciding that the <Stone SpikeTM> was a more appropriate item to use in this case. "Are you two tryin' to shape your magic? I dunno if this makes any sense... but maybe think of it as reverse diggin'?" Digbie said as he slowed down a small bit. "Instead of makin' a hole, try and use what you got to fill the hole or make a pile. Maybe that'd work?"

"Me? Well... no. I'm a tink'rer 'n buyer o' less-than-legal goods." Grodlar admits as he closes the book down. "Though, t'was said that th'ancient dwarves o' th'mountains ran their forges usin' pure magma, easily enough t'melt th'scales o' th'now-deceased Fyneas, the Dragon God o' th'Sun."

Eve hugs your arm instinctively as she looks at Grodlar talk. "Must've been some magma."

"Aye. I got t'see it once, used inna forge by one o' th'paladin order. Gods, that forge." Grodlar closes the book before continuing. "Unfortunately, he's missin'. Ain't nobody been able t'find that forge. Some say it doesn't exist, but it does."
"Y'see that lady that jus' flew by? That was the Dragon Goddess Mizana, Countess o'the Winds!" You see Grodlar eagerly jump up and down as his small dwarven frame barely reaches up to your face with the peak of every jump.

Eve quickly joins the conversation. "Lord of the Winds?"

"Aye!" Grodlar jovially says as he rushes over to the side and lifts up a book. "This book taught m'ev'rythin' about th' Dragon Gods! Even how t'farm their shed skins!" Grodlar flips to the entry on Mizana, where her beautiful face stares you down with a seductive smile. Even if it's a book, you can't help but feel she's actually there watching you. "Her scales can mold armor that'll keep y'glidin' fer eons!"

Eve looks off towards the distance where she flew. "... hmm..." You see her place her hand on her chin as if she's pondering a thought.

"Ev'ry Dragon God has been cataloged 'ere... well... except fer two. Fyneas 'n Kielai."

Elsewhere with @King Cosmos, @CriticalHit and @floodtalon; Digging Towards @Guy0fV4lor
DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY


Digbie awoke to his face resting exactly within the crevice he had created for the group to sleep in for the night, though that was an accidental benefit of the matter. Really he just wanted to keep digging, so that's exactly what he did. This served three reasons in particular.

Firstly, there was a benefit to be gained from digging so much. Specifically, he was semi-familiar with EXP systems as his friends explained them in great depth. When you worked on a skill, you got better at that skill in RPGs, as well as other aspects if the skill warranted the aspects to be increased. Digging with your bare hands, while taxing on the body, was definitely a good way to accomplish the increase of two skills in his head. One, his digging, which needed to be better if he was gonna continue it. Two, his strength, seeing as he was pushing rocks out of the way of his path.

Secondly, digging a massive cave did allowed for the group to advance in specific ways to get to other points. He felt a heavy tremor from a specific direction, likely to be another person with powers similar to Digbie, Oberon, Orochi, and the... "Chuunibyou", as Orochi called her. Now, obviously there was no way to tell if he was right until he got there, but if he was right, then he could make another friend to dig with. If he was wrong... oh no.

Thirdly, Digbie just wanted to dig. The other goblins called it an addiction, but Digbie knew it was destiny.

The goblin finally turned to face his friends as he saw his handiwork. He wasn't really sure how much he had dug, but he knew that it'd take a few meter sticks to measure up to how far it was. Maybe. It was hard to gate how much you've dug when you were used to being around two feet taller.

"Whaddya think, friends?" Digbie called as he picked up his <Stone SpikeTM> and <Curved RockTM> from the tunnel floor. He must've passed out carrying them when he got too tired of digging.

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