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The 40 Year Old Furry

idlehands said
Last night my husband and I went out to eat at a family-type buffet place because it was freezing outside and we needed a place to hang out for awhile until the rain stopped. We sat in a booth and there was another pair of people two booths away from us. I didn't think much of it until the man, who was at least 40 years old got up to go get some food. He was looked a little dorky with thick glasses and ill fitting clothes but the best (or worst) thing was when he passed by he was wearing a tail.

A tail. I've seen teeny girls wear those things but this was a grown ass man. And it wasn't even a cute fluffy fox tail, it was worn and the color of dishwater. It looked old and nasty, like a dog's chew toy. But there it was, hanging down his sagging jeans in all it's glory. I tried not to laugh and the woman sitting with him, who by her age and his appearance I'm going to assume was his mother, gave me a dirty look.

So we ate and I tried not to look up and my husband was sneeking peeks over his shoulder and he mentioned maybe he was just a Ted Nugent fan. I mean other than the fact he wore a ratty looking tail, he seemed normal. He didn't look 'special' or anything. So maybe that was the case, a man his age might be a Nuge fan. But alas, no.

When they got up to leave, the man put on a fuzzy kitty hat with ears that tied under his chin. It took all my will not to burst out laughing when I saw it. I had to get up and run over to the salad bar and hide my giggles.

My first sighting of a furry out in the wild. Entertaining as fuck and I kick myself for not having smart phone to capture the moment.

hey, if you saw me at the restaurant last night, why didn't you say hey?

PaladinFoster, I was going through My Documents and I found this gem.

Dervish said
I like how instead of becoming laid back after punching his V card, he turned condenscending to virgins. It was very 'Bro, get on my level.'

Lolololol I've had sex more times than there are members on RPG.

Get on my level you fucking noobs.

>.> Or, however it's supposed to go.

Typing speed

Smiral said
The fact that I can type that fast at all is a miracle considering I just memorize the keys and flop my middle/index fingers all over the keyboard.None of that fancy asdfjkl; shit

Pretty much the same, Smiral. I type with about 4 fingers most generally.

So when are we turning spam into hogwarts?

Never. Take your Hogwards faggotry and shove it back down the chamber of secrets.

Voldemort, ftw.

same

If you watch the actual video, he stands there for a bit and eventually a couple of people walk by.

It's actually fairly amusing.

Clever little remarks

It's a nice change to have Mahz around. Makes the place seem a lot more interesting.

That pretty neat sneaky thing mahz added.

I like it. Now I feel the need to post everywhere to fill up the entire page with threads that have a green line next to it.

Rate the Signature Above You

10, just cause, Vash teh Stampede. Loved the series as a teen.

A Grandmaster's Guide To Becoming An Élitist

Supreme Vampiric Evil said
This is exactly the type of judgemental antagonism which this guide is trying to fight against.

Gwazi thinks anyone who's got self confidence and radiates a sense of purpose to be a dick. Or anyone who disagrees with him for that matter.

And the whole of spam.

It's quite obvious, based upon the fact that he has such little faith in himself that he has to use an image of Morgan Freeman to try to back up his point.

Thoughts on newguild so far?

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