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Nici's still looking for a female roommate (although to be honest, I don't think she'd mind having a male roommate either.)

How about it @RumikoOhara? Would Cyn like to bunk with the puff of smoke? Or how about Ulyana, @SimplyJohn?

I suppose Vera's out of the question, @Lekkuen, being the commander n'all?
Narza: "... ...Why do you have to get everything you own dirty?"
*Thinks about Derrik's poor Love Spells For The Inebriated*

Tinkerhel: "In my experience everything is dirty, I just help let the inner filth out. Usually by slipping my fingers in and spreading it apart." >D
Boy, did that come out wrong...

Funny, that's exactly what Idaho said.
Narza: "As long as you keep giving me souls, I'll keep giving you bodies to play with." ^-^

Tinkerhel: "I hope you don't mind if they're a little... 'tarnished'. No point in keeping them pure and clean when there's so much fun to be had scouring them through putrid filth and perversity."

What do we think of having Spitfire's Link in or near where the Dwarves are? Maybe they siphon off the lava and use it in their forges because it burns so much hotter than anything they could ever acomplish.

Sounds good, but is that the reason he joined the Dungeon Keeper's forces, and will he be wanting to leave once the dwarves are dealt with?
BB: "This,"

Carnegie: "Now wait just a minute, why don't you go to the Teddy Bear room? I'm sure the others are trapped in there. With all of our great minds, I'm sure we could lift this curse."

As BB reached up towards her breasts CC bit her lip with anticipation, only to feel a little disappointed as the flawless fingers moved up behind the delicious delight's neck and unfastened the necklace CC had noticed earlier. Reaching out for it CC picked up the piece of jewellry and holding it up by its chain examined it carefully, or at least more carefully than she had back when it had been poised between BB's distracting chest pillows.

She could hear Carnegie talking, but he sounded more like a petulant school child than a great mind, and CC wondered just how great his mind truly was. Turning her attention to him, but never letting her eyes leave the pendant hanging before them, CC asked with a careful measured tone, "Exactly what is the curse, and who put it on you all?"
I can't see the Fiery Form's picture.


Looks like the hosting site blocks direct linking unless you mess around with the code a little.

Can you see this one?


By the way, I take it from your IC post that Qiqi isn't Nicotine's roommate? Otherwise I'm sure Nici would've commented on the loud music waking her up.
With a loud explosion and a cloud of smoke Henrietta's 'bedroll' lifted itself into an upright position and unfolded like some monstrous metal morning flower before collapsing back down into a small. easily portable box. Bending down, her armour and equipment shiny and polished as if she'd spent the entire night cleaning them rather than just sleeping in them, the dwarf quickly plucked her bedroll up[ off the floor and dropped it into her pack.

Moving over to the wagon she hoisted the large bag up over the side, making sure the delicate contraptions inside were secure before turning her attention to her battle harness. Grumbling to herself she reached down to her belt and pulled out a screwdriver, moving it to tighten something up under her elbow for a moment before straightening out her limb, testing its mobility.

Seemingly satisfied the artificer tucked her tool away again before stepping up beside the firepit with a smile. "So, what's for breakfast?" She asked merrily, her magnifying eyepiece locking down into place as she examined the array of pots and pans simmering over the waning embers. Dipping her finger carefully into a large vat of something brown and bubbling she jammed the digit quickly into her mouth before beaming a wide and joyful smile. "Mmm, Rat au vin. My favourite."

Reaching down Henrietta seemingly materialised a large spoon and bowl from somewhere about her person, serving herself up a generous helping of the mud-colored gruel before finding a comfortable place to sit overlooking the sea below. The weather seemed to be holding out well, with a slight chill quickly giving way to the warm sunshine as the first rays danced on the distant horizon, and the Siren bobbed merrily on the rising tide while Henrietta made short work of her food, before once again vanishing her implements away to wherever they'd appeared from in the first place.
@yPro Athinar would LOVE Tinkerhel's.... interests.

Would those be the two big interests she keeps in front of herself at all times?

(Not that she floats around naked, mind you...)

Tinkerhel: "...dammit..."

Basic elemental spell tomes: A beginner's guide to Fire Magic, A beginner's guide to Water Magic, A beginner's guide to Wind Magic, A beginner's guide to Earth Magic, A beginner's guide to Dark Magic (laying in a disorderly pile on the floor.)

That reminds me, Tink borrowed your copy of Love Spells For The Inebriated and accidentally dropped it in a vat of... well, let's just say it's a bit sticky now. She'll try to get a clean copy for you just as soon as she can.

Mana-recovery trinkets (Barely worth wearing, and also too gaudy.)

Tinkerhel: "Ooo, this one's pretty. Can I have it?"

(I should really name the dark mage, since he's still a part of Narza and will influence her to a large degree.)

Derrik the Dull-hearted (or Derrik the Dull-witted, as most called him)?

Or, barring critical injury, he could have simply overspent himself.

Tinkerhel: *smoking a cigarette* "Was it good for you too, Baby?"

Hmm magical plumbing system? Central eating cave? Or do we fix food ourselves since we probably eat widely varying things?

A bubbling how water spring surrounded by candles, rose petals, a couple of suspicious looking empty vials and a large... model of a stalactite?

No? That must just be in Tinkerhel's chambers then.

We're villains. We don't use plumbing. We take dumps in buckets and dump it on attackers.

Tinkerhel: "Speak for yourself. I have a very specially trained Priestess who deals with those things for me."

They also run a little tavern where you can eat mystery meat and drink grog so strong that it could kill an orc.

When you say 'mystery meat', is that the same stuff Octi tried to serve to Tink in a hotdog bun? It was halfway down her throat before she realised something was strange about the way he was holding it in his lap.

Tinkerhel: "I still managed to swallow when he asked me to though."

So at what point can I throw Twich onto the Character Tab?

Just after he proves his worth by fighting a dragonling in a pit, or spending a night with Tink in her 'special room'.

Tinkerhel, is this where you got those burns?

Tinkerhel: "What burns!?! Dammit, he told me those would heal after three to five days!"

If Torrens laid his hands on Tinkerhel, she'd be a pile of charred, molten flesh.

Tinkerhel: "Mmm, sound kinky..."

Soft suggestion: the evil overlord needs to take his non-warriors and establish them as heads of each town they conquer, weakest closest to the main cave with a combat person of some type to keep each one guarded.

Tinkerhel: "Dibs on the town with the most unsullied virgins!"

Ekusha could do some intelligence/counter-intelligence role: report the status of the land to the group, sway the minds of some local lords, create false prophets in their communities, etc.

Tinkerhel will probably get distracted by the first female hero we meet, dragging them back to the torture room to be played with tormented and corrupted into her minion.

Twich is of course the Mad Scientist of the group. Someone has to be after all. And its so much fun to be the guy who randomly shouts 'SCIENCE!' to justify everything he does.

Tinkerhel: "PUSSY! Wait, what were we talking about?"

This would give them fire resistance, maybe, but I wouldn't go so far as to say that their corporeal forms are by default immune to fire and heat.

Since their corporeal forms would've been created to simply house their demonic essence, unless they'd actually gone out of their way to give their bodies fire resistance, or at least asbestos gloves, then I can't see why they'd automatically be fire-proof.

Tinkerhel: "PUSSY!"

Shut up.

Narza: I'll trade you three farmer for your blacksmith...

Tinkerhel: "Do you have any Priestesses? I could always do with another one of those. The ones I have keep breaking."

I'm fairly certain that Twich's first words to Tink are going to be along the lines of "I hear that you enjoy being strapped to a table and made to scream. Come with me please Ms." and the two of them will best friends afterwards.

Tinkerhel: "Ooo, what a big iambic you have..."

I want Emily to set a village aflame and then walk through singing I see Fire

Just as long as you remember to warn all the attractive young women to go hide in the fire-proof cellar first.

That cellar, the one over there with the fairy holding the door open.

That's right the fairy with the riding crop and the eager grin.

>Tinkerhel walks in and says, "Hey, it's pretty hot in here!"

Tinkerhel: "Oh dear, all my clothes seemed to have... goddamit. Does anyone have anything that'll set fire to magically-endowed, demonically-enchanted dragonskin leather?"

So if she set up a deal with Azavarn, she could steal and keep normal human souls and exchange them for rarer ones. Or forcibly take the souls of people Azavarn has failed to trick souls away from.

Tinkerhel: "I'll trade you this princess's soul for a spare to stuff in her pretty body? The one she has at the moment seems to have stopped working after the fourteen Orc gangbang."

Their soul-stealing methods will be different but compatible. When Narza takes a soul, it'll take their consciousness with it. She'll still be able to trade that soul to Azavarn, he'll just be getting the soul plus the consciousness.

Tinkerhel: "So, there'll be a lot of pretty, empty bodies around for someone to play with?"
BB: "Do you hear?"

Carnegie: "Anyways, their are special rooms within the Tempire, however, fearing that our invention would become too powerful for the one who controlled the Tempire, we made a few adjustments."

Looking over at BB in surprise CC smiled broadly, throwing her hands in the air with excitement. "You do speak!" She called out, before grabbing BB's face with both hands and placing a big sloppy kiss right on the puzzled woman's mouth before pulling away and turning her attention to what the stuffed bear was saying, still perched on the graceful curve of BB's perfect spine.

Most of what the glass-eyed toy was saying didn't really make sense to CC at all. Special rooms which couldn't be opened, flamingo rooms, waffle rooms, president rooms, and all of ity controlled by the knob on the desk ijn front of her. I suppose there always has to be a knob in charge of things wherever you go, CC thought with a chuckle before pointing down at the one set into the desk.

"We need to do something about the Queen of Hearts, and her treatment of the people of Wonderland. Is there anything in here which could help with that?" She asked, keeping things as straight forward as she could while her spare hand rested itself on BB's beautiful butt, her fingers giving it a playful squeeze.
No need to rush, I am kinda working on a new one, since we really need someone who is really, really good at blowing stuff up. We kinda didn't have that last time.

Idaho's really, really good at throwing stuff up after a night of heavy drinking. Will that be of any use?
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