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Posted! Will transition the CS in DM Royale to Myth-weavers tomorrow.

Torus will rest now, but before he does so, his familiar will divine the general direction thee enemy is heading, so to allow us to plan our hunt after our much deserved respite.
The Silver Lady quickly stripped Brannor of any recognizable humanity. His fangs sprang forth, bearing ivory sabers; his borrowed armor overflowed with the fur of a king. The poised tiger-man’s golden eyes seeped of royalty before his evil adversary. Fierceness, strength and bravery met the half-dragon. Blows exchanged and banged with luck and skill gracing each weapon. Bystanders waited for the victor until triumph raised from bated breath, filled with nefarious lightning.

The healers who abetted the suffering, alongside Kyra and the druid, the frightful night prior, rushed to resurrect the wilder. Despite knocking on death’s door, his gaze under his hood invited vengeance, which would be dealt if Cyanwrath would savor another unfortunate reunion with the paladin. Torus recognized the might within the feral warrior, evolving into a legend, with time as his only constraint. In defeat, the green knight’s vision peered through a world where frailty and chaos held no sway amongst the embers that constituted the champion of Greenest.

The light of his master’s guidance was easily apparent, traversing all boundaries, separating life and demise, all manifest before the trio of Sefblom, Creek, and the Younger’s curative restoration. The pirate understood the significance of this untamed zealotry, realizing the nigh impossibility of respite until such a sinister force from the realm was vanquished.

Langderosa’s promise exacted in execution, with Longwater’s family released to the citadel. As the sailor marched into the tunnel, the orc joined their ranks with concern and joy, over the outcome of the skirmish. Before the outlet was closed, a raven fluttered from the burrow of granite, aiming to trace the invaders’ withdrawal.

He muttered to himself, after glancing the boastful curse of the youthful cleric.

"To soar as high as hope, to dive as swift as justice."

Once their direction was ascertained, the dark avian disappeared from the morning clouds, allowing the commune of the heroes to be realized in the conquest of a long-deserved rest.
No worries, Hekazu. Just piqued.

Will likely post tomorrow, to incorporate the above battle.
I am actually curious to see the rolls that were made on each warrior's behalf.
Yay!
She was oblivious.

The female automata, dutifully dampening the garden surrounding the outskirts of their tiny encampment, appeared negligent to the scuttle of scurrying members into their relished site. This morning, she was NOT assigned to WATCH, but to CULTIVATE, ignoring the insightful significance of the anomalous troupe bearing a few Pulsians, a flying Moogle and a single bound PSICOM officer, in addition to the wavering heat signatures of a particular imprint that almost branded each individual. Whitefield seemed not vociferous nor hostile, based on her cardiac scans before and after his engagement with Julian; thus, logically no alarm beckoned.

Besides, drudgery called.

The fashionably dressed machine neither disliked nor enjoyed this assignment, but, somehow, inherently felt drawn to nurture such inferior life forms. Despite a plant’s inability to easily communicate or perceive pain, the android often referenced historical scientific ledgers while in pursuit of her designated dawn’s mundane task, which proclaimed that some evolved sprouts notoriously possessed far more senses, heightened past a spectrum that people could barely distinguish.

She muttered verbatim the text to herself, inaudibly, while showering the roses and lilies with her outstretched arm. She stood intermittently motionless with the hose, except for the spewed water, then, with every few seconds adjusted her pivoting midriff to accommodate the position of the ejected stream in an arc slowly gaping elliptically, similar to a sprinkler. Her torso then finally returned promptly, in a counter-clockwise fashion, to a new designated position, once the last portion of the vibrant patch received its due dew.

Arabidopsis thaliana wields more than ten different photoreceptors, far beyond a human’s three photopsins for red, blue and green, the two rhodopsins extricating light from shadow, and the cryptochrome that regulates the circadian rhythm. Plants detect electromagnetic waves both longer and shorter than people can. While we can convert these visual indicators to pictures, they can convert these signals into growth cues.”

Olfaction without noses? Again a letter-perfect response entered the ambiance; its muted pitter-patter rhythm mimicked the systematic aquatic splashes upon leaves and stems, hewn from her sunrise obligation.

“Ethylene gesturing allows the volatile detection of ripening amongst fruits. As another instance, the parasitic Cuscuta Pentagona ferrets its tomato host via multiple chemical odors, avoiding noxious repellents.”

Tactition and thermoception without a nervous system? More rote was whispered.

“The process centers on Pulvinus motor parenchyma, rather neurons via touch-activated TCH gene transcription and translation; these are the same calmodulin proteins involved in such animal processes as inflammation, vascular function, nerve growth, and memory.”

Memory? The capacity to encode, retain, and retrieve information.

“Fir and birch trees, together, network themselves underground through labyrinths of mycorrhizal roots, to convey warnings of impending insect assaults, and also to deliver carbon, nitrogen, and phosphorus to saplings in need. They recognize and remember their seedlings as kin, utilizing the fungal web to trade nutrients, sharing resources to propagate harmoniously each of their respective species.”

Abaxas Daniels paused her quiet recital, rocking back and forth. The abundant dihydrogen monoxide dribbled haphazardly, while she pondered the difference between her existential state and the orchard’s. Dropping the irrigating tube, the feminine machination paced suddenly to the center greenhouse, which lodged the jewels of her creator’s farm.

Amorphophallus titanum. The Titus Arum.

It harbored the greatest unbranched inflorescence between both worlds, typically residing on limestone hills in rainforests, populated more densely on Gran Pulse than Cocoon. Its stench reeked of death; the smell of rotting corpses was funneled to surround their bivouac as a deterrent for any stray, unwelcome Cie’th. These carrion flowers bloomed though once every 7 years, a mythic semblance to every epoch of grains and machines Cid had sown and manufactured. They required many to be fostered in various seasons to urbane its unattractive perfume.

Then that familiar voice, several hundred yards away, registered loud and clear.

“Maurice, please make sure our guest of honor wakes up and sees me in my tent. I’ll need to figure out what we should do with him. The rest of you, please introduce yourselves. Get to know the crew. With PSICOM on our heels, we’ll need to pack up and leave soon, but we should have time for a short rest first.”

The camp was compromised.

With this instruction, the robot dashed, with the lower extremity prosthetic always taking a larger stride, to arrive eventually in front of the approaching company. Her amiability proceeded, hinting no sign of cordiality or reserve, in her primer.

“Greetings. I am a Biological Retro-Activated Xenologue. You can call me, B.R.A.X. for short. I enjoy Chocobos.”

A forced smile erupted on her mechanical façade.

“What are your names?”
I am assuming Torus will cast Guidance on Brannor for Initiative, while Kyra will cast Guidance for Athletics.

Will post on the morrow, due to fatigue settling into my carpal bones.
“And be warned, many of this crew may try and make moves on you.”

The conversive tango between members struck a chord of exhilaration within the malleable comedian. Introductions galore, all spewed with the seamen. The ghost pirate grinning feverishly, trigger fingers readied at the jester’s side. Askia ultimately became the first and the last to mince frisky words with their new aquatic Sherpa, while coquettish signals rippled from the unicorn-saber Tabaxi, flirty currents swimming past the clown in convoluted glee. Everyone appeared to be so horny, even Lucian who bore the three-pronged phallic javelin, thrusting and relaxing at the suggestive whim of this Cynthia. The merfolk orgy, parading behind him, followed suit, ceasing their branched stances of pugnacious martial masturbation, clearing any ill smegma that eroded from the waters before them.

The ocular-extravagant Beholder expressed leadership as the soggy chaperone waded the crowd through the glittered coral, ravaged with artistry and talent depicting visual testaments to the happenings and deeds following each portal’s façade. No doubt the clown imagined the denizens within each establishment, mostly coexisting in tight quarters, packed like canned sardines.

“Don’t worry. I don’t bite.” A dramatic pause eloped to entice a slight tension. “Much.”

A furnace smelted inside the beautiful tour guide. Buoyancy and coy appeared natural gifts to the marine escort. However, the fool’s eyes scanned the novel, talkative addition to the company; the Kobold was a perfect match and more. Her remarks were volatile, unpredictable, lax, and hard, providing much deserved praise to her laudable antics.

But also soft again.
Yet, stronger than she announced.
Her scales would be an amorous keepsake of love to Koan’s empty cavity.

If only the shapeshifting comic could con the draconic seducer, as this blanche fraud, impersonating a meager, but eager Kor whore. Ignoring the sketchy inconsistencies between ‘steward’ of the Gate and ‘pillager’ of Merish Village, the camouflaged geisha flopped away from Calico, inching closer, and finally penetrating the circle of the female threesome, Nemiea already grabbing tail, hinting all was fair play.

“Reciprocity pimps out bitches, right, dahling? So… Which came first? The beloved Marid or the dodgy wolf? When we screw evil, luck seems to always fuck us back. And forth. And... Back and forth.”

Horror overtook the pale face, as she orgasmed the physical anaphora, motioning the oscillation with her bare hands.

“Eliza’s batteries are not included, unfortunately. Oh no... I am not even sure if any of her toys would work down here. Oh well. I guess there's always the old fashioned way.”
Each pertinent question encountered flighty, but evolving verbal ripostes, now, suggesting, potentially a duo haunting this fugue of a gnome. The warlock sensed no untruth or propaganda behind his histrionic speech, gleaning that the gnome’s fleeting amnesia merited little insight of the hourglass of memories that seeped away, grain by grain, from his oblivious attention span. Such an untidy brain mandated intermittent inversions of thought, to redirect the miniscule Fey, from entropy to order. Her companions had thus deftly maneuvered these chaotic ruminations and thrifty excitements finally towards shelter and, maybe, a rendez-vous with a Green Man, be they, a paladin or Eldritch knight.

The swinging insignia to their make-shift refuge read: The Mystical Martin.

Once all were inside, the abandoned hearth, up close, appeared ever bleak, but barely alive, as if the flames consumed a sun in its patient hunger, rippling with a thousand famines, awaiting further victims to provide fresh fuel to its blaze, in honor of an uncooked feast forthcoming to holy sojourners. Fire never croaks alone, though; it fanned its eerie conflagrations as a gentle hostess to the once absent venue, accommodating the wardens of light, populating the apparent foyer with wisps of warmth and tenderness. Innocence burned its embers, hoping to salvage not only Birbin from the darkness, but those in his company. The wooden tables hissed of ancient grudges now arbitrated by the desolation of the abandoned town’s equinox. The timber planks creaked as the Monster Slayer, crooning out a pair of inquiries, one salutatory, and the last beckoning apprehension of other vicious souls occupying this hellhole of an establishment.

"Hello? Anyone here?"

Registering the confusion embittered by the pointy-hat wearing mage, Wick selected her diction carefully, so as not to poison their new comrade with idioms and high dialect. She declared in a bold voice for all to hear.

“How many rooms and exits does this tavern bear?”

Allowing the interrogation to snake into their guide’s consideration, the cleric paced to the corner closest to the entrance, from whence they breached. Stroking the tome of the Seeker of Knowledge, the reborn sage commenced in magical murmurs, muttering an incantation, in hopes to bar the door from unwelcome intruders.

Preaching to her Beloved, the former librarian whispered, “I plan to imprison us, while we repose, barring against any heresy this night births beyond our firmament. Within this respite, please ask our forgetful friend about the avian stones, you still grip in your possession. I fear any more of my lexes may further vex his understanding.”


@Big Dread, @Cu Chulainn, @Hekazu, @JBRam2002, @Zverda,@The Harbinger of Ferocity
If only we had the benefit of a long-rest, Orchid would have likely been the best 1 v 1 suitor. Alas, this will be challenging.

I assume Brannor will use a longsword. With armor and shield, an AC of 18 will be tough for a half-dragon to beat. If Greenest can offer any improvement on said armor (i.e. full plate) or shield (+1), this can place his AC between 19-21.

We should also involve Mr. Lake in these discussions to see if anything, he can conjure for us. If the armor and shield is available but in poor condition, I wonder if Parum's mending can be of use.

Does Kyra have also Sanctuary and/or Shield of Faith?
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