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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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In The Tell-tale Spam (Tell a spooky story one sentence at a time). → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
That reminded him: it was getting about time to sacrifice the neighborhood kids to ISIS.
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He was a ghost.
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*Audience laughtrack*
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It's that fucking bird again.
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"I should have never learned to read," he angered.
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Shit, I thought this was one word per post.
In The Tell-tale Spam (Tell a spooky story one sentence at a time). → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
One
In My job kills my soul and gives me hope → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
kill you'reself
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I don't know if drinking purple stuff is a sin, but this makes pretty compelling case for it either way.
In DIAMOND IS CONFIRMED → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Get this weebshit outta here.
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