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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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Walker told me I have AIDS.
In ... 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Get my pilot's license. I've set aside enough money and paid off my college denbts already and I've decided it's time to spend my monies on something cool.
Oh heyull yeah.
I would actually prefer a fantasy setting myself, but either way is fine with me.
Name: Elias Stanek
Role: Division of Covert Operations Director (BlackOps General)
Known Bio: Elias was born 35 years ago in Atlantic Seaboard Metropolitan Area #8 (formerly Atlanta, Georgia). Elias' grandfather, Jakob Stanek, served with distinction in the war and earned a position within Victor Mondal's administration in the subsequent years. Jakob saw the direction the wind was blowing when Victor's daughter became chairperson and retired in a manner befitting of his station. Elias came to respect Jakob from a young age, more so than his own unremarkable father. When Elias graduated from academy, Jakob retained enough connection with Erika's regime to secure his grandson position within the shadowy Division of Covert Operations. Though Jakob's motivation for requesting Elias' appointment appeared to be nepotistic in nature, Elias' post assured the safety of Jakob and his own children from disappearing in the next silent purge.

Known Quirks: Despite heading a quasi-military branch of the secret services, Elias Stanek possesses no combat experience. This fact irks his immediate subordinates, who take umbrage at his nepotistic appointment. Those underneath him may also find his humorless demeanor grating. Though he may lack military qualifications, Director Stanek does well at his post. Those willing to overlook his unapproachable facade find him agreeable and accommodating. His cooperation with the SigInt and HumInt directors has led to numerous successful raids and captures of Enemies of the State.
Coming up with a short character sheet.
In ... 10 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
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Louisville Tinder is a bunch of skeezy hoodrats. No thx.
I think this is a really neat idea. I would suggest cross-posting this interest check in Advanced RP as well to see which board garners more intrest. NRP posters often have a bad habit of abandoning RPs and I think you might find more loyalty there.

Either way, I'll be following along.
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