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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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I can think of about five states that have a little town called Lebanon.

Settlers liked to name towns after Biblical places. Lots of places in the Midwest with names like Bethlehem, Zion, Mt. Carmel, Palestine, etc.
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Please don't spoil Battlefield Earth for those who have not seen this magnificent film
Not really in the spirit of the thread, but I commend you for feeling so strongly about something. It must have meant a lot to you to go out and do that. You must be proud of yourself, and I admire you for doing something you really believe in. You had a dream and you made it happen. Not necessarily what I would approve of but hey - not my place to judge a man for killing nearly 30 cops. Agree to disagree, right? Good on you, pal.
Let's hear it for the guys and gals in blue working hard to keep us safe every day and night! Post in here to show your appreciation for law enforcement officers everywhere!

All except for Officer Rodney Miles in Lebanon, IN. Fuck you, asshole. That construction zone clearly ended at Exit 23 and your dumb ass pulled me over half a mile past that point you lying sack of shit. Fucking $250 ticket for 10 miles over the limit is a fucking outrage. If this ticket makes my insurance go up I'm going to drive back up to that podunk shithole of a speedtrap town and fuck your fat troll of a wife while you're out ticketing some other poor bastard. That'll fucking learn you, shitbag.

Let's show our appreciation!
An excellent film. One of the lesser-known works from the later Shrekist Movement. Though not as critically-acclaimed as such pieces as Madagascar or Barnyard, it warrants further analysis due to its... uh... Can I get an extension on this paper?
"Back in my day, we didn't have them fancy movin' picture machines. Damned kids, nobody writes letters anymore."
t. washed up D-list Spam celebrities

Face it, geezers. Ya'll're just a bunch of has-beens. Ya'll'just'can't hack it in this brave new world of emojis and diaperposting. Ya'll'should'just'frick'off'back'to'myspace'and'bebo'b'kuz OldGuild is passé and NuSpam is what the kids krave.

Almond butter, despite being much more expensive, is inferior to peanut butter. Almonds just don't lend themselves to being ground into a paste like peanuts do. I find its texture gritty and unpalatable, and for me the taste is simply unpleasant. To be fair, I tried an unsweetened, no-emulsifiers added variety marketed to dumbass hipster/yoga mom types with disposable income. Maybe almond butter is better sweetened. Then again, "natural" peanut butter - the kind without sugar and emulsifiers - is still great (better than "regular" if you ask me). So as far as I can tell, peanuts 4 life ni🅱️🅱️a.
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