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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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I've got a good plot arc in mind for this. I'll keep an eye on this.
In ... 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
What's the deal with Texas toast? It's not toast and it's not from Texas!
It must be slightly large and brown or purple.
I too must make a confession.

When I was 7 years old I went to a petting zoo and they had a giraffe there. You could feed the giraffe little bundles of hay or alfalfa or whatever. Giraffes have a long tongue and this giraffe used his tongue to grab the hay. I put the hay in one hand and let the giraffe grab it with his tongue. Then, with my other hand, I grabbed the giraffe's outstreched tongue really fast because I wanted to see what it felt like. The giraffe suddenly jerked and sort of bucked away. The animal handler saw that and got mad and took away the rest of my hay. I cried for a good hour or two about it.
Ay yo is ya boy DJ Yung 🐱 lb.-er. Ya'll're in fo a real treat. Did ya'll'know that Cairo, IL - the southernmost town in Illinois - was once on track to become bigger than any of the large river cities in the region like Pittsburg, St. Louis, or Cincinatti? Charles Dickens visited in the early 1800s and it is featured in Huckleberry Finn. Despite its prominence in the 1800s, Cairo depopulated rapidly in the latter half of the 20th century due to civil unrest between its white and black citizens, many of the latter being the descendants of refugees from the postwar South. Today, Cairo is little more than a ghost town, with just over 2,000 residents. With residents and local businesses gradually leaving for greener pastures, it seems unlikely that this historic river town will survive into the next century.
Portuguese is just Spanish spoken with a mouth full of marbles.
Thai curry sauce the real MVP
El mejor usuario de Spam ahora se transmita en castellano tanto como inglés. Disfrútalo ya para recibir todos los chistos, historias, noticias, y más en su idioma natal. Solo se necesita su tarjeta de crédito y el deseo seguir todo que tiene que ver con gorgenmast. Simplemente mandeme su numero de tarjeta de crédito, la fecha de cauducidad, y los tres numeros al revés de la tarjeta para suscribir a gorgenmast en Español.
You ever hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He would stay up all night wondering if there really was a Dog.
Yo good querstion my main homesicle. See I been in da rap game for a long time. My main musical inspirations are Jeffrey Dahmer and Earl Butz. And so, as u can probably imagine, this experience really turned my musical world on its head. Things I been thinkin was true aint no mo b'kuz my winky almost touched a girl's butt and that's really reoriented a lot of my thought processes and creative thinking. But yo, quick shout out to my corporate sponsors Tide© and Planet Fitness™; ya'll the real MVPs!
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