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3 yrs ago
LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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3 yrs ago
MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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3 yrs ago
GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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3 yrs ago
I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴‍☠️
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3 yrs ago
MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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YEAGH BOYS! KEEP ON TRUCKIN AND FUCKIN!
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In Rp as your avatar picture → 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
"I clean out the gutters with a big long broom
While I fantasize about a T.V. room
Where the wife and kids can't bother me.
I can watch adult films with some privacy!"
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In Diapergate: Reflections on the Movement Twenty Years Later → 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Ya see folks, that's what a real American does, I gotta tell ya, that's a real man to say he's proud of his diaper heritage. I love our diaperboys, I gotta tell ya, I really do. You know I'm great with diaperboys. I mean really, nobody else is talkikg about this but me, only me folks. Obama, he didn't talk about Diaperboys or Diapergate. Not a peep. Let the whole thing happen and didn't do anything about it, a complete disaster, believe me. Shameful. It really is. We're gonna make it right though. I'm gonna fix this thing folks. Diapergate wouldn't happen under my watch. I'm gonns fix this mess, just you wait and see.
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