Oh shit, I forgot pennis. My favorite thing in the whole world is pennes. I love it! Nothing like good pennis.
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LUV GOIN 2 A RENNASANZ FAIR. LOTTA FAGET NERDBOYS BUT GAWTDAMM I LUV THEM TURKYLEGS. COULD BOUTA DOZZEN OF THEM TASTY LIL FUCKS. LEMME GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER
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MY PAPAW TOLLD ME 1 THING: SON WHEN UR MY AGE, UR GONA APPRESHIATE TAKIN A GOOD SHIT. AND BRUTHER, HE WUZ RITE! KEN I GETTA FUCKEN HELL YEAH?
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GONNA HAVE 2 DO SUM COMONITY SERVISE BC I GOT A FUKKIN DUI. I ASKED THE JUDGE IF HITTIN ON FAT-ASSED MEXICAN GIRLS CULD BE A SERVISE 2 THA CUMUNITY! LEMME GET A GOTTDAM HELL YEA BRUTTHER!!
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I like a man that knows what he wants. And I love when what he wants is to wear a pirate’s hat and poop on my chest whilst saying “Arr! Swab the poopdeck ye scurvy hedgepig!” Aye aye, daddy! 🥵😫🏴☠️
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MY UNCLE DONALD TAUGHT ME 1 THING: NEVER ITCH UR BUTTHOLE AFTER EATIN SUM HOT ASS CHICKEN WINGS! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH BRUTHER??
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Our current president! Get it?! Because Donald Trump (aka Drumpf) is a strange, weird, morbid joke played on the American people! RESIST DRUMPF
Did u know that asshole is an anagram of holeass?
for those of who you don't know, Turrets Sindrome is a real FUCKING disease that means I can MOTHERFUCKING swear whenever the FUCK I want because I can't FUCKING control when I FUCKING swear. That means I can't get in trouble for cussing cause it isn't my MOTHERFUCKING fault. Stupid ASS Mrs. Turner WHORE doesn't know that and told me to go to detention because I said SHIT in class. I'm going to go to the FUCKING principle's office and tell him Mrs. Turner is a lying BITCH and can't get mad at me for my Turrets. GOD DAMN going to get that BITCH fired for getting me in trouble. I'll FUCKING show her!
Uh, hi all. Pepsi paid me $50 to post in this thread. So, yeah, Pepsi's pretty good I guess. Philosophy really gets your noodle going and all but sometimes, you gotta take a step back and just, like, unwind. Pepsi's good for that.
Is that enough yet? No? Okay.
Pepsi: For those who think young!
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Do you guys validate parking?
Is that enough yet? No? Okay.
Pepsi: For those who think young!
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Do you guys validate parking?
ask a sad lad; a jak salad
Bretty good.
I like how each figure's face is distinct and has some sort of personality to it. I say this as someone that detests drawing faces and always tries weasel out of drawing faces - covering them with helmets/masks/etc. or drawing them from the side so as to conceal any wonky proportions. I applaud anyone with the fortitude to actually draw the face.
Like you mentioned yourself, work on the hands and arms. For me, I like making rough line sketches to get the proportions right. For example, I'll draw a small square for the hand, attach it to a longer line maybe 3-4 hands long up to a circle that serves as the placeholder for the elbow, etc. etc. That works decently for me.
Keep it up.
I like how each figure's face is distinct and has some sort of personality to it. I say this as someone that detests drawing faces and always tries weasel out of drawing faces - covering them with helmets/masks/etc. or drawing them from the side so as to conceal any wonky proportions. I applaud anyone with the fortitude to actually draw the face.
Like you mentioned yourself, work on the hands and arms. For me, I like making rough line sketches to get the proportions right. For example, I'll draw a small square for the hand, attach it to a longer line maybe 3-4 hands long up to a circle that serves as the placeholder for the elbow, etc. etc. That works decently for me.
Keep it up.
And a squat in the hand is worth two in the bush.
The mouth feels warm, wet, and squishy. For these reasons and more, it is an excellent substitute for le Vagine.
Editor's note: "mom" is 'posed to be lol but I typed it wrong thanks for making the keypad so small thanks a lot Steve Jobs you RUINED MY LIFE NOW I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF THIS IS NOT A JOKE
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